aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sometimes the porn got soul in it, and we love that 001
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026spinning a wheel to land on: DID polyamorous person with an incest fetish talking to their headmates be like "what are your intentions with my daughters" 000
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026furry who gets woozy when they hear baseball fans talk about the crack of the bat 000
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026dick game a gacha the way there's a legendary draw in the first 20 pulls 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 08/02/2026real talk when i learn to draw it's rent lowering gunshots 021
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 01/02/2026they ask if life imitates art but like old folks pissing it all depends 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026at some point i need to see a porn parody of the roadrunner painted wall bit where wile e. coyote slams his dick into a wall, this needs to exist before i die 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 24/01/2026with enough shitposting i will maybe amass 5 friends on here 030
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 19/01/2026shit themed hall and oates be like: Oh yeah, well, well, well you You make my pee cum poo 120
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 27/12/2025i think start of life create a class pack one pick one i'm taking boobs every time 100% but i'm fine without i can live with it it's not a dealbreaker for me 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 02/12/2025anybody looking at my posts probably thinks i have a scat fetish. i don't, no disrespect, to be clear. i just think poop is really funny. 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 19/11/2025they told me "stop anyone you see trying to walk through that door" so i took a nap 000
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 02/10/2025impossible to take the cuck chair seriously in my mind. i'd be pointing and laughing, heckling, bag of popcorn chewing loudly, you're trapped in here with me 042
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 08/09/2025reading the newspaper gotta feel good as fuuuck 030
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 06/08/2025my mind won't let me forget "hawk pooah shit on that thang" 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 03/08/2025you think some people are still ride or die for 9gag 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 29/07/2025jigsaw, not really feeling up to it: you shot a man in self defense when you know you really didn't need to, just uh, take that saw and cut your leg off, i guess. 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 28/07/2025guy who talks to scat fetishists exclusively to learn how to take healthier shits 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 07/07/2025in like 20 years kids are gonna be looking at clickbait youtube thumbnails from today like we're looking at old gucci mane album covers 020
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 27/06/2025i can't even envision a raccoon out in like, a forest or whatever without it looking off, it feels like they were created to be around parking lots and sidewalks 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 23/06/2025why is calling someone buddy seen as male, that is a part of a flower get over yourself 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 09/06/2025rolling the dice on reincarnation is rough you gotta be an ant like 3000 times before you get to be something cool 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now I'm At EBaum World 032
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 24/05/2025imagine how awesome society would be if everybody got taught how to do that loud ass whistle in schools or smth 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 28/04/2025"yeah, i'm curious like george." -guy who has never once had an original thought in his life. 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 24/04/2025i respect the hell out of time enough to want to waste it. i don't respect money any more than spending it. 000
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 22/04/2025internets gonna be arguing about steven universe for the next 30 years 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 21/04/2025is there like sports betting on who becomes the new pope 000
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 21/04/2025me after drinking the 1 day blinding stew: no dude it's fine i swear i can drive i'm literally not even drunk the cops can't do shit 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025in like 120 years they're gonna take youtubers entire recorded lives and condense them into like an hour and a half long "supercut" and peoples grasp on scope is gonna be destroyed 000
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025gorillas always running around like they gotta shit 010
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025drake the type of guy to finish helping a customer and be like "take care" 110
aeiou @johnmaddensfootbal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025every time i see somebody on here be kind of boring and annoying i have to remind myself that on every other social media they would be replaced by hitler's strongest soldier 020
