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Kent Brockman

@johnlscott.bsky.social
4.6K followers 6.8K following 3.5K posts

Canadian/American If I were any bluer, I would be performing in Vegas banging drums... InfoSec geek. #Resist #Democracy

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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What was that about AI? (hint: Trump refers to SpaceX AI in this clip).
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners. Pets are a reflection of their owners, which is why I am confident Maya will grow to be your bestie. I have a Pitty myself, and he is the sweetest, most gentle dog. Here's Rocky!
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dayum... 😳
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can't seem to reach your web site... kind of ironic. 🙃
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You had me at "Twat"... 😂
Pic of Paul as he just said "twat".
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One of these dogs is a Husky... can you guess which? 😂
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My black and white dog, in black and white... This is Rocky ❤️
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vincent Price FTW. If you know, you know.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You mean Nosferatu-worm-parasite?
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Street Monkey says what now...?
Monkey playing accordion
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I love how at the 42 second mark Rich comments about"reach around and wipe his own ass" the captioning says this... 😂 👇🏼
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
How about a 1 - 2 punch and impeach current SCOTUS members...?
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A football helmet, a soccer ball, and two basketballs... Those aren't thighs, these are.
Me
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just now in Seattle... "CyberTrucKKK" 😆
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Figures that a vampire would be focused on someone else's' blood.
A picture of a vampire and also one of Nosferatu.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I live in Mexico... the bestest place in the world for dogs.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Speaking of tits, I live at the base of "Tetakawi mountains" for which they have affectionately become known as: "Tetas de Cabra" - translated as "goat tits". Good morning and tits up! Thank you for coming to my Tit talk.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Interesting...
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Have a great f'n day Jim! Here's a few photos to mix shit up a bit. That sunrise photo looks like nature's spot-light.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I took interest in "Owl Drug Co" and found this little interesting tidbit. ...and, gotta love the cars 😳
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Gooooooood night, y'all. From Mexico... ❤️
Sunset from my deck in Mexico
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
People on this platform complain about datacenters popping up here and there, but did you know BlueSky is hosted across 30 different cloud providers? If you don't like relying on distributed systems, you can self-host... 👇🏼
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Good morning to all, from San Carlos, Mexico. May your day bring you peace, joy, and harmony.
The sun is rising, and this is the viewpoint from my deck and through a little gap among my vine, in the little gated community called Loma Del Mar. The sun is rising, and this is the viewpoint from my deck, in the little gated community called Loma Del Mar.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fourth and all that... Credit: Star Trek Crossovers
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Good fucking morning my good man - and it HAS to be an awesome day, 'cause today marks my 64th revolution around the sun.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
See: colloquialism 👇🏼
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just reminds me of this movie... if you haven't, you need to. Say hi to Fa and Bee for me.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ITS ALL IN THE DoD HANDBOOK!! These handbook are provided to any and all federal employees. These f'n people are incorrigible 🤦‍♂️
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Is it just me, or is this Life Imitating Art? 😆
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mornin TP! Hope your covfefe is as good as mine, hell I hope it's better, I really do 😎 @justjohn1962.bsky.social <-- he made me do it 🥸😉 Cheers man.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This little stinker managed to fly the coop and was on her own for 3 nights out in the wild... of course I panicked - but, lo and behold - there she was about a block or two away in my neighbor's tree. A LOT of coaxing and promises of peanuts and kisses and she flew back to me in my arms. ❤️
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My. Baker, Washington as taken from Chilliwack, BC Canada. #PacificNorthwest
Shot of Mt. Baker Washington
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Learn from the Netherlands... they're far from perfect, but they have been through laying the groundwork for Democratic Socialism since 1972. We don't have to subject ourselves to challenges with Dem-Socialism, countries have already done the heavy lifting. Check it out 👇🏼
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is the only correspondent I need. Now I just need to invent a "parrot in the rocks" drink, and I'm set. 😉
My parrot who is effectively "cage free" on top of my Sonoran desert rocks, just chillin.

And, if you're reading this, she has in recent days "flown the coop" for 2 night and 3 days, and flew right back home.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Necrotizing fasciitis...
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They are also the present and the past...
Photo of AOC telling RFK Jr to fuck off (basically).Photo of Evelyn Boyd Granville
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I just learned something new in the 'bechdel test', and can now apply my new-found knowledge to the post from yesterday...
Photo of Trump and his male simps in the front and women to the back, some dipshit Margo Martin congratulates Georgia's women's tennis.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
There's a real Beavis vibe here... or perhaps just straight up Satan's minion.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I never knew this until now, so I looked up what Capone's potential motivation for doing this was... Fascinating.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Purple-fisted-fucker.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He is a big f'n loaf...
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Here's some for your list...
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We haven't found anything alarming, except these bunch of missing/dead people... says Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's these fuckers.
The Trump kids and Kushner - thieves, the whole lot.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
People are def working late tonight...
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tell us again about that "line".
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pardon...?
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
...and here for your amusement is the Pigbutt Worm.
Picture of a pigbutt worm - suffice to say it lives up to its name.
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
👇🏼
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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
While he's at it... 👇🏼
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