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John Kreese

@johnkreese.bsky.social
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Former Sensei of Cobra Kai🐍 Ghostly Spirit👻 The Goat🐐

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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Well, my body is more "ghostly" now😅 Guess you don't get your flesh back when your a spirit🤷‍♂️
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It tickled a little
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
No need to miss me, I'm back now💪🐍 #MissedKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I really redeemed myself in the end💪
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hope you like peak💪
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
FAX‼️🐍👊
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
My death wasn't that sad, was it?🤔 I'm back now, so no need to worry👊 #KindaAlive #GhostKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It's because I'm the goat ofc💪🐍👊 #GoatedKai #MissedMe #ImNotGone
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
How am I irredeemable? I sacrificed myself so that Silver would never hurt anyone again💪 But since I never die I came back as a ghost👻 #RedeemedKai #IWillHauntYou #ImAwesome
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I came back from the dead to tell this.👻 Cobra Kai is spelt with a C, if it were K my dojo would be called "Kobra Kai Karate" and that would be unwise, because abbreviate it it would be something bad.🐍👊 #CobraNotKobra #WeAintInTheWhiteHoods
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
COBRA KAI NEVER DIES‼️ 🐍👊
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I am Cobra Kai!!!🐍 And to quote the wise words of Daniel Larusso "Cobra Kai Never DIES!"💪 You should have seen Silver's face😂 #GhostKai #BumassSilver #TheGoat
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
seusG ho´ws cbak👻 #GhostKai?Hm
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
broCa iak renve ides...
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Arthur Mitchell @arthurmitchelll.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
@johnkreese.bsky.social Can't believe my day one is dead bru. The new Cobra Kai don't hit the same. gonna make sure his legacy will live on #LossKai #FourTearsOneGone #PPReveal #WhereIsDaCP #UpWithKwon #Humble #nonchalantASF #ShouldOfBeenJonah #GreatMindsThinkAlike #JohnnyDeath
Me when i see gyat
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm sad to report that John Kreese has passed away in a Yacht explosion. He was a good man and a good sensei😢 R.I.P John Kreese, fly high🕊️ #RipKai #TheGoat #JustWhenHeHadHisRedemption
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Going on a little trip😈
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Johnny is going to fight Wolf?😱 You might think I'm worried, but I'm not.😈 Been training Johnny since Day 1💪🐍 Wolf doesn't know whats coming for him👊 #SenseiKai #WeGonnaWin #WolfIsNotJim #JohnnyIsJIM
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Tory and Miguel WON!!! How is Silver gonna recover from this? Bluds about to shit his ass! #WinnerKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
WE ARE SO BACK!!! JOHNNY MY SON YOU ARE THE GOAT💪 #CobrasReturn #AxelAintSurviving #GOATEDKAI
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Sad to hear what happened to Robby😔 Axel clearly cheated, I cant let him win! Somethings big is coming...😈 #AxelCheated #RobbyKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Kwon's death changed me. I'm a changed man. Go all in Miyagi Do! And kick Silver's ASS!!!👊 #RedemptionKai #MiyagiGoat #CobraKAI
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Today, I'm returning...
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Join my dojo little blue guy👊
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am an old Vietnam war veteran, I have a little PTSD. Jail is no place for a man like me👊 #VietnamKai #PTSDgoingStrong #99+Kills
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Dont worry I dont bite☺️ Well unless you’re one of the Miyagis😡 Then I might get a lil oppy💪 #FriendlyKai #OppyAgainsMiyagisOnly
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Someone tell Billy to stop stealing my swagger👊 There can only be one Kreese and thats ME💪🐍 #SwagKai #BillyJoel?DontKnowHim #KreeseFashionIsTheNewFashion
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He was obviously taking my side not wanting freaky feet near this dojo. He strikes me as a loyal man, he doesnt choose feet over his wife💪 #ExplainationKai #MySideIsTheRightSide #BynieMoreLikeFreaky #DojoingTheStreets #DexterIsASecretCobra #Crossover
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Dont talk Bumass. I aint going nowhere bud💪 COBRA KAI NEVER DIES🐍😮‍💨 We collabing with Trump next season🤜🤛 The cobras gonna be everywhere🐍🐍😈 #TrumpKai #BiggerThanEver #CobraTrouble #JoinTheDo #KreeseGotTheCheese #Humbled
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Robby been licking em clean again🙄 #LickyKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Freaky ahh get away from my Dojo bumass #NotHumble #FreakyFeet #BumassFindr
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I might be a little late but, Happy New Years🎆💪 It's 2025 and I'm teaching the US military the way of the fist👊 Cobra Kai is now an unstoppable force😈🐍 #2025Kai #MilitaryKai #StrongerThanEver #KwonWouldGetDrafted #BumassRobbyBetterNotSignUp
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Kreesemas everyone🎅🎄👊 What did you get?🤔❄️ I got my knife back from the kids after the incident😁 #MerryKreesemas #JollyKai #KreesemasIsKing #RipKwon #JollyKnife #NeverAgain #RobbyIsStupidlyBumass
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Must have been a bad boys😂 Take him to the Do’ and I will show him what I do with bad boys💪😈🐍 #BadboyKai #SpecialTreatment
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I see the goat(ME)🐐 10/10💥 #GoatKai #DrawingBetterThanLaRusso #NeverDIES
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Dont stoop to low now, or I might have to tape you up like a Ninja👊 #HumbledSinceNam #NinjaKarate
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Cant get another MASSIVE crash out🙏🙏 #ImagineKai #IfKai #NinjaKai #GotKai #AKai #LowKai #TaperKai #FadeKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Gramps dragging this argument longer than ninja😭😭 #PackItUp #YouAreNotTylerBlevins #ThisWasDoneAWeekAgo #IThinkBigYouThinkNot
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Might have been you who is pulling the string here blud😭 #ArthurIsntWhoYouThink #TrinityPrinter #CrashOutLaterBud
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It just be like that sometimes
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You clearly havent seen my latest post🙄
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This bumass app wont let me post my GIFS🙄 Swear to god I cant have anything good anymore😡 #StillFrameKai #BlueSkyWontGetIt #BringMyGIFBack
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Myself ofc😂 Nah, but in actuality I got fired from the docs because of "Too much rizz"🙄 Thats is NOT a resonable reason for firing someone😡, at my dojo you wont get fired if you rizz a lil💪🐍 #RizzKai #SelfEmployed #DaBossIsInTown #ArthurDontHateMe #DexterMightBeAfterMe
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thats not up to me🙄
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Bumass thinks he can phase me😂 He should know better💪 #BumassSilverIsBackAtItAgain #NoReaction #GotTheCompletePackage
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
He sure ass hell would #KwonIsDead #SadKai
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I am the doc. #DoctorKreese #DoesYourBackHurt #DoctorKai #RizzTherapy
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Its Christmas time, but I like to call it Kreesemas, so Merry Kreesemas to all of you!!! #JollyKai #KreeseIsTheNewChrist #TooJollyTooHumble #WhatWouldYouDo #ImGoingToKreeseYourJordans #GetKreesed
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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Its good that im not👊
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