johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026They say "religion is the opiate of the masses," but you know what I think is the real opiate of the masses? Fentanyl 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"but ai is good for coding" great then, keep it over there with the unix and the anime hoodies and all the other coder stuff 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 11/05/2026cuban pete on the street, yellin' I Love Loosies @nehrujackets.bsky.social use this in your raps please, I thought of it in your voice while I was mowing the lawn 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The AI takes on LinkedIn takes deserve their own subreddit #linkedin 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Look, I hate the guy, but he's a savant with the comedic timing 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Few things are as vile and irredeemable as the word "hubby" 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026if I was writing a parody of American TV and I named my idiot conservative late night host "Gut-felt," it'd be way too on the nose #gutfeld 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 10/03/2026[me, a non-christian, performing my Christian standup act] Boy, you know what would be really ironic? A Matthew 6:1 bumper sticker [crowd fucking dies laughing] 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I love immigrants. The stock response to this that you'll see on Facebook is, "Well, I love immigra... Read more: longer.blue/posts/S8c6p0FnAs 001
Reposted by @johnkrane.bsky.socialskip intro @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026the young patriots often formed a physical barrier between fred hampton and chicago police hoping to crack open his head during public speeches... there is no anti-fascist movement without placing yourself in harm's way for people who do not resemble you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_P... 14214
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 12/01/2026@iwriteok.bsky.social I cribbed two lines from one of your podcasts to make this song about gas station drugs. thanks for the inspiration and please don't sue youtu.be/n893Q-2_lyk?...youtu.beGas Station DrugsYouTube video by John Krane - Topic 000
Reposted by @johnkrane.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Don't overthink the Trump admin's reasoning here. They don't have a grand scheme. They are willing to upend the international order because they think everyone else will be too scared to fuck with them. And whatever terrorist attacks this inspires against us will just help them electorally. 353783791
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/12/2025@nytimes.com we need to talk about what constitutes "breaking news." When I check the box for "send notifications for breaking news" I really mean "tell me when the next 9/11 happens." 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 21/10/2025It's not real Nashville hot chicken unless it comes from the Nashville region of France 000
Reposted by @johnkrane.bsky.socialmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 16/09/2025THIS CAME OUT www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...youtube.comThe Most In-Depth Groundskeeper Willie Video Ever Made | Simpsons Taught Me EverythingYouTube video by Cracked 36313
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Jesus fucking Christ this country is fucked 020
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2025man #TaylorSwift is engaged, someone tell Trump that he could totally RUIN her day and STEAL HER SPOTLIGHT by dying of congestive heart failure 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I never thought the term "aggressively unfunny" made sense until I tried watching Kill Tony last night 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This is a song I sing to myself when I see a #cybertruck, so I recorded it. streaming everywhere if that's what you're into. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawr...youtube.comCybertruck (In Town)YouTube video by John Krane - Topic 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Songwriters tend to try to make "perfect" records, which means a bunch of autotune, click tracks, and soon (I'm sure) AI. I wanted to try something else, so I recorded a record in one take. This is me playing acoustic, sometimes screwing up, minimal effects. johnkrane.bandcamp.com/album/dead-setjohnkrane.bandcamp.com 000
Reposted by @johnkrane.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/07/2025actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share 113118511905
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 17/07/2025this is the lyric video for our single. It's about depression and it's big and weird. I like it a lot. I'm not gonna hashtag the word "depression," though. #healthyselfpromotionlimits #music #indiemusicyoutu.beotherfather - some wes anderson bullshit (official lyric video)YouTube video by otherfather 140
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I love the Avengers pose. "QUEER FOLK, ASSEMBLE" 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Our record "maybe tomorrow" is about grief, and mentioning grief seems to have struck a chord with a lot of folks. In case anyone's interested, I've got a big piece here about art and depression. I tried to avoid making it too heavy, so there's also a lot of stuff about Sisqo and toe fungus.johnkranemusic.comArt and Depression. - John Krane's StuffLots of Sisqo in this for an essay about suicide. 030
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Well, now I have 56 followers and a bunch of nice, supportive feedback from strangers. This is a fine morning. Thank you folks. 081
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I have a total of 16 followers on here. I hope that at least 8 of you will check out this album I just completed with my friends. It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it. otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...otherfather.bandcamp.commaybe tomorrow, by otherfather12 track album 1719341
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 09/07/2025"provocative views on race" is a crazy way to describe overt racism, @nytimes.com 081
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 07/07/2025"what can beige do to be a more exciting color?" 060
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 06/07/2025BREAKING: Huey Lewis Pronounced Fuckable at 75 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 06/07/2025sometimes I'm like "we can move past printed poetry as a medium, we've sort of done everything with it," and then something like this comes along (actually I never think that about printed poetry, that would be a silly thing to think, I'm just trying to get you to look at this and appreciate it) 141
Reposted by @johnkrane.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss 12394101309
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 17/06/2025If you have trouble understanding the difference between liberals and leftists, just remember that liberals are the ones that write shit like this. 060
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 08/04/2025"mm, what an amazing artisanal maraschino cherry," I tell the bartender while wishing it was a normal maraschino cherry 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I will never understand why kitchens yell "all day." What is the alternative 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 28/02/2025"Sure, we now all agree that racism was wrong and homophobia was wrong, and religious persecution was wrong and so was slavery, and marijuana turned out to be okay and prohibition was a bust, but I really think the conservatives figured it out this time." 010
Reposted by @johnkrane.bsky.socialJosiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025History doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes... 436280
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I'm slightly embarrassed to see the LA Firefighters appear at the #grammys because I haven't listened to anything other than their singles 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"no rapper has ever lost a beef so completely, K dot is lit" spuzzles a middle-aged white guy into his social media feeds. He eats a single shiitake mushroom and goes to bed early. #grammys 020
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Shakira is the sexiest person alive that also always looks like they need to take a shit #grammys 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Holding out hope that the Will Smith featured in the #grammys will be the Dodgers catcher and not the rapper but that wouldn't actually make much sense unless the catcher is also good at rapping, and he also may still slap something (baseballs) 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025in a shocking move, lifetime achievement #GRAMMYs goes to Boompa Yoyoutu.bewosopYouTube video by Boompa yo 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I bet it would suck to live with Bruno Mars, because he'd probably get sick of me saying "oh hey it's the uptown funk guy" all of the time #Grammys 020
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025hey man, you don't become an FBI agent because you love giving up power 010
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"and the grammy goes to...butt" the world stops. nobody's sure what to do. this is clearly a joke ballot. or is it? 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025To really recreate the modern music listening experience, after each Grammy award Trevor Noah should say "yeah that one's pretty cool, but check this out" and then play 45 seconds of a YouTube video off his phone while talking through it 000
johnkrane.bsky.social @johnkrane.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I miss the old days when JFC simply stood for Jesus Fried Chicken. 100
