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John K

@johnkelko.bsky.social
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Are you not entertained Gladiator meme but the text reads RU NOT OK?
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kavinsky news is very sad. A genius whose groundbreaking work will be discovered and rediscovered for generations to come.
Vale Kavinsky
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Two astronauts on the moon looking at the earth. 
One is saying "Space is woke?"
The other stands behind with a gun saying "Always has been".
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said, "Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell"
Primus cowboy
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sources say he is in good spirits
Ouija board
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The BOM site is a metaphor for the slow decay and ultimate collapse of so much that was once good and functional in this country
Rain radar image from the BOM app which is quite broken
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Literally doing the "are we the baddies?" sketch while fantasising about killing hobbits.
Quote from billionaire weirdo Peter Thiel:
"Gandalf’s the crazy person who wants to start a war… Mordor is this technological civilization based on reason and science. Outside of Mordor, it's all sort of mystical and environmental and nothing works."
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Together forever
Q and Picard as older men hugging as only old friends or lovers can
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Together forever
Q and Picard as older men hugging as only old friends or lovers can
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It is canon.
John de Lancie as Q whispering sweet sweet nothings into Patrick Stewart's ear
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Won't somebody think of the founders???
Techbros use AI slop to bemoan being taxed by the Albanese government
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
One of their signature policies...
It is essential that the country's trillion dollar debt is paid in 10 years  to prevent it becoming entrenched; the only feasible means of achieving this is by abolition of tax rebates for rental property, capital gains, superannuation and family trusts, saving $100bn a year, primarily affecting the top 20% of households
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John K @johnkelko.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is what Keats was talking about when he said "A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
Screenshot of The Age newspaper with consecutive headlines: "Premiership quarter? Try collapse quarter. These numbers add up to a major concern for Carlton" & "Failure fatigue: Is this the worst Essendon side ever?"
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