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John Kalmar

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I have an unironic love of Hall & Oates.

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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Graham you would’ve been in awe of the trough setups at Oktoberfest
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Graham between this and Monday’s pod I never thought Mercer would live so rent free in my mind
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mathieu Dandenault
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Graham, I accept your “apology” and hope to grab that beer at Midtown Brewing one of these days. I won’t hold my breath on the gift card.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Staying tuned for the announcement of Ombudsman Conner O’Malley
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The War on Christmas isn’t over. Not yet.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Graham please don’t tell me you aggregated this MSU pr story msutoday.msu.edu/news/2026/03...
msutoday.msu.edu
The mystery behind the Spartan nickname 100 years on
In the spring of 1926, a new name — the Spartans — began appearing in print. It wasn’t the official nickname of Michigan State College (what is now Michigan State University) ... yet. How it came to b...
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Stick to the “6 fouls in college basketball” takes, Graham.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Thank you Rexrode
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Graham, forget the quick takes, we need a full Sunday edition feature on Jaxon’s great grandfather, Earl “Chuck” Kohler, the Pearl Harbor survivor and WWII vet. Why don’t you write something?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I still have end of game PTSD from 2023 vs Iowa. Nearly happened again.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Graham, which is your favorite Mackey, in-game windmill, levitating mid-air dunk on the same hoop? Coen Carr last night or 2012 Branden Dawson? Video for reference: youtu.be/4KYs0GQ843E?...
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Branden Dawson - Windmill Dunk
YouTube video by bsain22
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Throughout these Olympics, people asked me why I was cheering for Team USA at this bleak moment in American history. I get it! Our government is a nightmare, causing endless harm internationally and at home. Abroad, they’re picking needless fights with our closest allies — remember what I said about Donald Trump reposting AI-generated videos of himself punching imaginary Canadians in the face? And domestically, they’re building camps for immigrants, and sending masked goons to brutalize and occasionally murder our neighbors in our streets.

So yeah. It felt weird being patriotic during these Olympics. Many Team USA athletes said so themselves. 

But America is so much bigger than Donald Trump and his evil government.  

The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.

There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. 

This year’s Team USA featured all sorts of Americans this administration hates. While this administration tries to demonize immigrants and forcibly remove them from our country, nearly one-fifth of Team USA were immigrants or the children of immigrants, like naturalized citizen Kaillie Humphries and first-generation American Alysa Liu. While this administration cracks down on LGBTQ+ rights, Team USA had Hilary Knight getting engaged to Brittany Bowe before winning a gold medal. While this administration tries to reimagine America as a white ethnostate, Team USA had Black gold medalists like Elana Meyers Taylor and Laila Edwards. I could keep going. 

Watching Team USA have their best Winter Olympics ever was a much-needed reminder of all the reasons we can’t give up on this whole America thing. The Trump administration is the worst of us. Team USA is the best of us. Why on earth would we let the worst thing about our country dampen our love for the best things about our country?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You can thank Detroiter George Hammond for pioneering the refrigerated rail car and establishing a meat packing plant in a town that would later be renamed Hammond, Indiana for all of this mess.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Any more insight about MSU not landing John Blackwell out of OLSM? The team was pretty guard heavy in ‘23/24, but it has to sting for Izzo knowing he was right in his recruiting backyard.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Shoutout City of Livigno for the beer rezzy 🤝
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hey Brendan! If you’re still gonna be in Livigno tomorrow (I’m sure you’ll be working as a big-J journo during the pre-qualifying big air) but would accept my proposal of a Michigan-Michigan beer, shoot me a dm. Go Birds.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Cutting room floor game takes available for LSJ subscribers?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Graham, as a quick-twitch athlete yourself, where do you fall on the tennis v. pickleball debate? Do you think anyone from this current crop of American men will win a Grand Slam in the next three years?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Now I understand what Ken Mannie meant when he saw a “quick twitch athlete.”
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Chris we’re gonna need an MTV Cribs-style tour of the Eugene AirBnB (with a pickleball court) to wrap up the west coast roadtrip
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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a close up of a football player wearing a helmet and a mask on a field .
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you’re gonna be in Livigno 2/5 or 2/6 covering snowboarding, I’d love to buy you a beer. From one Michigander to an adopted one 🤝
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Bringing back public shaming in society would go a long way across the board everywhere (I’d hope)
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Great athlete with his legs, spotty accuracy, defaults to running too often. Had poor O-Line at MSU but very streaky and didn’t see field all that well.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Graham would you say that Paul Davis was looking right through the ref?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Graham, for as much as you claim to love Maine (2nd to Marquette & Kalamazoo), where did your disdain for LL Bean start? I know you’re loyal to MuskOx, but for you to insult the flagship company of Maine raises some red flags. Makes me wonder how you’re allowed to visit after your disparaging digs.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Graham I think we were all waiting for you to play the hits with take #3 being “if you’re sick, don’t sit on the bench and touch a basketball that will then get everyone else sick.”
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Alexis Madrigal @alexis-madrigal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
One of the big tidal forces of the coming years is that the baseline reliability of things you see on a screen is going to decline. I think this has not been adequately metabolized. This is one version, but there are a bunch of them.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Love this Graham Couch subtweet
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Graham which color MuskOx are you wearing for this Saturday night’s 80+ degree PAC-12 After Dark weather? Seeing how you stress tested the MuskOx in Maui last year, I have to assume it’ll be the only outfit you’ll pack for the City of Angels?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@grahamcouch.bsky.social how large of a donation do we need to make to the Lansing Promise to get you to join book club with me and @kaledavidoff.bsky.social ?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2025
this antivax stuff is genuinely bewildering. like what do you mean you don’t know if vaccines are safe? why exactly do you think child mortality rates have plummeted since the beginning of the 20th century? why is it that you are not worried about getting polio or smallpox anymore?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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a man laying on a red couch with the words " i want that one " on the bottom
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Started welling up trying to tell my wife about kids seeing Tre as a role model because of their stutters — yes she’s right I only cry about sports but thank you for shining a light on Tre for the competitor and person he is.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Your voicemail isn’t working — have tried calling multiple offices with no luck. I urge you to vote No on cloture and No on the budget bill. Please, do something.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
@grahamcouch.bsky.social I need those takes
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a basketball player is making a funny face with his tongue sticking out .
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What’s the best way to track when legislation is up in a committee?
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Appreciate your insight!
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Is it acceptable to call representatives (both in Congress and state government) that don’t represent our districts to express our displeasure the way everything has been going? I know aides ask for your zip code after leaving a comment. Would love to let R reps know my thoughts.
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@grahamcouch.bsky.social where can we buy you the LA equivalent of a Midtown Brewing American Stout after the game? Cc @kaledavidoff.bsky.social
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John Kalmar @johnkalmar.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I get so much flack from my wife for refusing to wave. I stand strong ✊🏻
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Brendan Quinn @bfquinn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Criminalize the wave at basketball games
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