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John Johnson

@johnjohnson2003.bsky.social
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Vomiting my opinions out into the internet. If I'm on here I'm probably drunk. 8647 🌮 ❌👑 ✡️🕎🎗️ 🇺🇦 Women Life Freedom 🇮🇷

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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The meme of the USA stabbing itself while China and the EU look on confused. Russia is in the background already bled out.
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It's that time of the year again
Post by a guy called Classy Warfare saying "The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November"
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau go public with romance" is not a sentence I ever though I'd hear in my life
Article that says "Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau go public with romance as they hold hands in Paris"
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Terrorism is bad.
"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell, painting where the guy is standing up to say something and people are looking around him.
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Donald Trump and who else?
article headline: DOJ Asks Judge to Keep Name of 2 Epstein Associates Secret
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Protest sign saying "Go ahead... Chicago drinks tear gas by the ounce." with a bottle of Jeppson's Malört
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm not trying to start any conspiracy theories or anything but has anyone ever seen Paul Kagame and Friedrich Merz together?
Friedrich MerzPaul Kagame
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Dumb and Dumber
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Getting 3 hours of sleep but waking up naturally vs getting 8 hours of sleep but you woke up by alarm clock
Happy Wojak in a sunset with tears in his eyesWithered Wojak
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Me waiting for Netanyahu to go to either hell or prison
The Pablo Escobar sitting around waiting for something to happen meme
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
As time goes on more and more people are beginning to realize one thing: Not only is this war going nowhere, it's also causing unnecessary human suffering.
Video thumbnail: "Why Israelis Are Turning Against the Gaza War" by TLDR News Global
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"There's nothing left to do but get drunk."
- Franklin Pierce
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Me an Israeli watching Netanyahu accomplish nothing in the last year and a half besides making more enemies for my country across the world that didn't need to be enemies.
"There's nothing left to do but get drunk."
- Franklin Pierce
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Average online political discourse. Can't even say the most mundane things without "BUT WAHT ABOUT PALESTINE"
Kraut says "I kinda want a burger now.". Some guy replies to him "While Palestine starves?"
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
How do you do, fellow blacks? Gives off the same energy
The How do you do, fellow kids? meme featuring an old guy with a skateboard trying to fit into a high school when he's very obviously not a high schooler
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I fucking love high trust societies. I want to fucking be able to leave my backpack somewhere in a restaurant and know it will still be there when I come back for it that evening.
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I wish.
Political cartoon from Ben Garrison. Chuck Schumer is holding the US Capitol and pointing a gun at it saying "Republicans are a threat to government ... so do what we want or else!"
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
1. look at the current president 2. @govpritzker.illinois.gov has a perfect response lmao
Twitter screenshot. JB Pritzker quote tweets Elon Musk's tweet I described above with a picture of himself with a hot dog saying "I salute @TheWienerCurcle, not Nazis."
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John Johnson @johnjohnson2003.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This is the richest and most powerful man in the world and he still can't think of anything to say besides "you're fat lol"
Twitter screenshot. A JB Pritzker parody account says "My second warning to Trump! The 3rd time he'll face the full weight of my force!". Elon Musk quote tweets it and says "Nothing is more dangerous than getting between JB Pritzker and the buffet table!"
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