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John Hoyabembe 🦋

@johnhoyabembe.bsky.social
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Just killing time until the eventual heat death of the Universe. God, I'm so depressed. He/Him, cat dad, ADHD "gifted," lover of pizza. P. S. Fuck you Elon.🖕

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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Are you all using Threads yet?
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
It's actually so funny that the government joined Bluesky before Threads. Was pressing the cross post option on Instagram too much work?
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Aaaand I remember why I stopped using this app.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"Lists of people and hashtags." Oh, so custom feeds.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Not to sound cliché, but I forgot this app existed.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If there's one thing I'll give conservatives, it's that they taught me not everyone has some tragic backstory for why they do what they do. Some people, actually, are just evil for the fun of it.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I know we're not suppose to say this here, but I really like the updates we've seen on Threads the past year. It's what Threads should have been on day one.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I look forward to Cisneros transgender pentagon joining the Chicago Bears.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My #nintendoswitch2 preorder went through!!!
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Indeed.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Women also couldn't own credit cards when this dipshit was a kid. Does he think every Discover card with a "Mrs." on the front is imaginary as well?
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm still a hollow, angry, bitter man over the fact that Kamala Harris is not sitting in the White House right now.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I've seen stocks crater 10% after hours because the company only made 16.1 Billion instead of 16.3 Billion. At this point I refuse to believe Tesla isn't doing some Enron level shit.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i do not think the american public is going to respond well to the supply shocks that are currently rushing toward us
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I can't wait for someone to find this post in 3 years with no context.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
America was so rich that it could have become the shining Utopia the sci-fi writers dreamed about in the 1950. So depressing.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'll bet a thousand dollars that he can't name one of these supposed policies. #dumbass
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
There's a reason Huckleberry Finn wanted to get the fuck out of Mississippi.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'm going to become the Joker.
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New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman stands at a podium with her arms outstretched and the words all of this above her
ALT: a woman stands at a podium with her arms outstretched and the words all of this above her
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Clinton Count adds another notch on the belt.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's so joever.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I would be the most awkward, useless president imaginable and I would still be a better leader than Drumpt.
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I gotta say, Pope Francis pretty much won at the pope thing as much as you possibly could - poor child of immigrants works his way up to become THE pope at like 70, moves the church to be more inclusive and compassionate, lives till 88, dies the day after Easter after preaching compassion for Gaza
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
As someone who is adamantly against religion, Francis was the Pope for my entire adult life; I saw him try to bring an antiquated institution into the 21st Century, and advocate to be better towards the minorities around us because it's the right thing to do. He was a good one. #RIP
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
First thing I wake up to is seeing the Pope died after meaning JD Vance.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Finally saw the Nancy Mace video. I can't believe someone would willingly post that.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm just now realizing I haven't seen a picture of George Takei for the last decade. He's aging gracefully. ♥️
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Go right to Hell.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's finally gay to be attracted to women.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Who could have guessed that hiring a guy with no experience to lead the world's largest military would leave things in disarray?
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Some of the best movies of the twenty first century have been made by black people. I know it's kinda cliche at this point to say how revolutionary Black Panther was, but it really did show how limiting the white perspective is in Hollywood films.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sinners is the best @stephenking.bsky.social movie since Doctor Sleep.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
When your right, your right.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Skill issue. When I stand next to a guy at the urinals I wipe my cock out, look him straight in the eye, & ask him out for a beer.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My country Trumpkin parents finally told me to stop texting them the news 15 times a day. I guess they're tired of being Great Again; but I like to think that just maybe they're getting angry at being called out for cheering on all this bullshit.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I really don't know what conservatives get out of this guy. The CONSTANT bitching and moaning—even though HE WON—is SO tiring and boring.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I want that girl who's so black, even black people are like, "Dayum; that chick is BLACK!"
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
GOD I'M JUST SO TIRED OF BEING MAD ALL THE TIME but they keep coming up with new stuff to be mad about
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Someone get this man a medal!
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Formerly Proud American @ind84124.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Anyone who would let Trump get elected because they’re butt hurt that the other candidate didn’t give them 100% of what they wanted
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This was an all time, hall of fame tweet.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I prefer sound bites injected directly into my eyeholes to the point of getting migraines.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
You don't understand Jan—your "scientists are biased because they do it for a profession, my guy just does this as a hobby—so I know he's trustworthy.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
cherry cats 🍒
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Once again. These are human traffickings, not fucking DEPORTATIONS! Deportation means you're sent back to where you came from. After a hearing/due process. You're not sent to a foreign prison forever with no hearing whatsoever.
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John Hoyabembe 🦋 @johnhoyabembe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Why start caring now?
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