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John Hoskinson

@johnhoskinson.bsky.social
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Lurker. News junky. Don’t bother following me as I have nothing interesting to say.

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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
her ex-husband sounds like quite the catch
Her husband posted his own content, advising men on how to become a “strong patriarch” who can mold a “sweet tradwife who happily ‘fills your gut and empties your balls,’ as the saying goes.”
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he was also not the most stable guy.
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that is an abomination. Tried zooming in on the menu to see whise to blame and couldn’t but why does part of menu look like airline safety instructions?
close up of menu from post showing what appears to be some kind of instructions cartoon
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
case in point
Black Sabbath Born Again cover. total dog shit
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
just realized who her bottle blonde meets dark eyebrows reminds mw of external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Uncle Milty way
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How money did he spend on plastic surgery to look like Jackie Maaon’s death mask?
close up of Segei looking like he does - Jackie Mason’s corpse
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Don’t worry though. The author is ON THE CASE! He’ll find the ins responsible (Tim Robinson/Hotdog guy)
screenshot of NYTIMES subheading that says “Steven Rosenbaum, author… said he had started his own investigation “
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Polis is garbage. Also, how can this guy be 6 years younger than me?
Picture of Jared Polis who looks like a 70 year old scrotum with eyes
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Great moments from Columbo.
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He’s not wrong. I mean, look at this!
Headshot of Cary Grant that shows his chin looked exactly like nude, human buttocks
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
screenshot of Roger Schank’s wikipedia entry that says he was “a friend of the child sec trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
Ringo Starr picture from Help! movie featuring the ring
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
not my local one anymore, but the Silverlake Trader Joe’s in L.A. has a parking lot that is pure chaos.
Satellite photo of Silverlake (Los Angeles neighborhood) Trader Joe’s
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Just googled to find out who this person is and the USA Today article had this rather apropos typo
screenshot of top of article that says this: “Editor's Note: This story has been with new information.”
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Donated and reposting
receipt of 26.01 donation
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
this is an error. he won the primary a few months ago and the general election last Tuesday
excerpt from article saying Mamdani win the primary this past Tuesday
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The new face of: “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”. With him, the “I can’t get up” likely preceded the fall and will continue after.
closeup of Officer McClumsyfuck in his granny glasses pointing his gun like Barney Fife in a sad attempt to cover his embarrassing fall.
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
In fact, until i saw this post, I’d completely forgotten about her.
Scene from Madmen where Don Draper tells someone “I don’t think about you at all”
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Did they photoshop out his walker or is his weird posture getting even weirder.
Close up of President Felon walking like he’s using a walker
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
funniest one
Michigan - which looks like a hand with a mitten on it - has “Hand Injury” as it’s designation
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
LA Times did. I’m still glad I unsubscribed yesterday over their owner’s bullshit refusal to allow the editorial desk to endorse Kamala.
LA Times front page with article about John Kelly calling Trump a facist
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bat Boy Joins Up! half-human, half-bat walks into Marine base and volunteers to fight evildoers
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,221,147! Which shows how late I am to every good party.
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Just realized that Tim Walz’s frowning-at-rest face reminds me of
Burgermeister Meisterburger
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Hard to believe anyone would hire this guy for anything other than assistant mortician
Jamie Kirchick in 2015 when was somehow in his early 30s but looks like a guy playing “town drunk” on an old Barney Miller episodes.
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
Trump barely win NC in 2020. If it’s not a swing state then I don’t know what is.
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John Hoskinson @johnhoskinson.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
this is close
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