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JohnHazbin

@johnhazbin.bsky.social
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19, 08/03/2005 I like fatasses.

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𖤐MEGAMOUF𖤐 @mamamouf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fat bathtard...
Bugs bunny but like super super fat, and he is pinning Daffy Duck against a wall with his gigantic ass cheeks.
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Milo Draws @seatextender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting off planet is going to be difficult...
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𖤐MEGAMOUF𖤐 @mamamouf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did a bad thing
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DB @dopeybunni.bsky.social · 23h
had a vision #hazbinhotelalastor
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Sir Saltshaker @sir-saltshaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Toriel's new swimsuit
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Lis Lass @lislass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4 Weapon #IMPtober #helluvaboss
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Famousartpotato @famousartpotato.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun in the Sun! #radioapple #appleradio #radiostatic #applemedia #staticmoth #mediamess #vees #alastor #lucifer #vox #valentino #velvette #alastortheradiodemon #lucifermorningstar
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Sator 🌈🏴‍☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This but make it angsty #Hazbinhotel #radiostatic
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Nochurnal @saesay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alastor vs Lucifer's accidental innuendos #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer
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Nomi 💫 2Pmedia enthusiast 🫐🍓 @nomifae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Old art from 2024 that I never posted on here, but it feels more relevant than ever to post now hahahs 😂 #HazbinHotel #AlastorHazbinHotel
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Pelo @srpelo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for the support!!!!!
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like genuinely, get yourself some help, this isn't a fetish, it's a mental disorder that you need to have cured because you are a literal danger to children
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, sure thing Pamperchu, don't come crying to me when you get arrested for having terabytes of CP on your computer
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bottom line? None of you should be allowed near children
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because I'm not into fetishizing children like you degenerates
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even if you haven't committed it yet, diaper freaks like you always end up becoming pedos or people like Pamperchu
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Auro 🍂🌰 @duhaeriss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need sins reunion yesterday #lucifer #mammon
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How about you go to a police station and turn yourself in for being a pedophile?
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't flirt with him!!! He doesn't like it!!!! >:[
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Samuwu666 @samuwu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lick lickl ick👅 No cup is safe around here XD #cursedcatalastor #HazbinhHotelFanart
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do I keep getting you diaper pedos on my fucking feed, who do I have to block to get rid of you weirdos?
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⋆˚✿˖° Zahra ⋆˚✿˖° @zahrarah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We moved on from this too quickly—
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hell.fm 🔞 @hell-fm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just realized that bro has been hanging like this for the past months
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Kiwi8_fruit6 🥝🇳🇿 ADNT Chapter 4 On October 21st!! @kiwi8fruit6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so many ppl in this fandom are like “i can’t wait for Alastor to accept and embrace his found fam” personally i can. i want it slow burned, i want it drawn out. i want him to resist it, resist the epiphany, & then have to work overtime to mend the bridges he might have burned
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Hazbin Hotel Alastor
Alt: Hazbin Hotel Alastor
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOO
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BmasterAD🔞 @bmasterad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What does the tattoo say? OOoooh now its legible (Original image by @sharkbubble.bsky.social )
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Stoner Moxxie AU (Comms Open!) @foxymoxxie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Moxxie and Stolas putting hours of research into developing their characters, making sure their characters synergize well with the narrative Blitzo making his character last minute and naming it Mike Hunt
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🌱 ♪ ree ♪ 🌱 @rees-art.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He wants a hug! #DoeLucifer #Lucifermorningstar #HazbinLucifer {implied #Radioapple}
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Stardust RenaWay 🔞 @stardustrenaway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marie, after one too many fan meet-ups teehee.
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Kei 💛 @shungako.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you all want me to do? Those who hate me, those I've wronged, because I don't know where to go or what to do anymore
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My post was made due to another person finding out what I did (though im not sure which of my actions he found out about) and blocking me, and im just tired of it all, I try to put my past behind me and move on but it always catches up no matter what I do, and I want to know
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Bizz (com's closed 3/3) @bizzareraccoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do I look like your girlfriend? Witch sheep by Trowawy
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anything serious I mean, like doxxing and stuff
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really hope that this gets rid of any fear or anything you have of me, though you are completely in the right to keep your resentment of me, I just dont want to make anyone feel scared thinking I might do something to them, I've never had the power, nor the will to do anything.
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All this I've done to myself, in the end there is no one to blame but me for my actions, I should've realized that long ago before I kept going in these cycles of toxic behavior that eventually drives people away.
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This goes for the friendships I fucked up with as well, like Garret, Monster Momma and even Hblue42, you were honestly right about me, if any of you read this, go ahead and do what you will with this post, I don't have a reputation to uphold anymore, I'm sorry for all my faults
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to say to everybody, I'm sorry, I'm the reason I'm always alone because I've driven so many people away with my actions, I hate being dramatic so I'll keep this short, to everyone I've wronged, and even those who have wronged me, I'm sorry
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ISITOKU @isitoku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Falco. Just checking your tail feathers, do not mind me. #furry #fatfur #fanart #starfox
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ISITOKU @isitoku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Falco. He knows what he's got and he's showing off. #furry #fanart #starfox #fatfur
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ISITOKU @isitoku.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone wanted a Stolas, and I have had bird butt on the brain. #fatfur #furry #helluvaboss #hellaverse #fanart
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Stoner Moxxie AU (Comms Open!) @foxymoxxie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"He probably won't come on top"
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🔞shads @twigglezone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they show up to your room like this what do you do
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affa @affa014.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#radioapple Shedding
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Avalon🍎 @applecrone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vox: Well well well... I may have failed otherwise, but I sure got you, eh Lu? (In honor of Viv saying Lucifer wouldn't remember who Vox was in the immediate aftermath of S2 🤣)
Vox is only a TV head and he has approached Lucifer who is wounded on the ground. Lucifer asks "uh, who are you?" and Vox screams "FUCK YOU, LUCIFER!!!"
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JohnHazbin @johnhazbin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me too pookie
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Patches @rabbitpatches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have an imp/demon fetish
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SuperSpoe @superspoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pomni/ragatha comm
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