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John Goede

@johngoede.bsky.social
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My Bluesky bubble is bigger than yours. My state is shaped like a mitten, what’s your super power? From the Grandest of Rapids.

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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
On the plus side, he'll be the only ICE agent that doesn't need to wear a mask since no one knows who he is.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Those thrown dildos are the closest these crypto bros have ever gotten to giving a woman an orgasm
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Is this what a good economy looks like?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
He probably knows where the Epstein files are. That’s a fireable offense now.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
He may not have gotten the Purple Heart but he fought hard to earn the Pedo Heart
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You want me to release the Epstein files? Best I can do is release Maxwell his accomplice.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This world would be a lot better if more people just watched The Muppets.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
487 days until the midterms. I can easily hold a grudge that long.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Republicans to USA “Drop Dead!”
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Republicans are in quite a bind. If they don’t pass their bill people will think they are morons. If they pass their bill people will know they are morons.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I would love to see the streets lined in DC tomorrow with nothing but drag queens saluting the army and Trump. Nothing would piss Trump off more. First, it would be respectful towards the military and second it would be humiliating for Trump.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It turns out Andor is better at predicting the future that the Simpsons.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 09/06/2025
So much this…
Man holding a U.S. flag and a red banner that says, “Stop the deportation of veterans. If they fought here, they should stay here. Honor the promise.”
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The first rule of political protest…the first side to become violent loses.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
How can you declare a day to be "Liberation Day" and then a week later pause it for 90 days. That's like a week after the invasion of Normandy, retreating to England to refuel.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trade War of 2025 April 2 - April 9 Let us have a moment of silence for those we lost.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You all mocked me for being a PINO, Panican in Name Only but who is laughing now?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Remember the days when the stock market increased in value. God I miss those days!
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I think in a few years, we're going to look back on this time and laugh. Like, remember in 2024 when we had disposable income?! I used to buy the stupidest things like toast and put avocado on it!! Can you imagine?! Haha, oh well, back to the dumpster for dinner.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Well, this got SignalGate out of the headlines.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Me looking at Gen Z with a recession about to happen…
First recession?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I feel like the USA is the Cleveland Indians from Major League and Trump is the owner Rachel Phelps that wants the team to lose so we can move to Florida.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RIP to Art Vanderlay’s import/export business!
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You know who is laughing right now? Every doomsday prepper that I’ve ever made fun of.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Am I allowed to sell all my shares in the market before the market opens? Asking for my 401k.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Retired people living off of their 401ks don’t vote reliably do they?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My Kingdom for a check and/or balance at this moment!
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I can’t wait to hear how these tariffs are Biden’s fault.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Eggs for $10 will seem like a steal when the pan used to cook them now costs $2000
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Looks like I can stop watching those Great Depression documentaries and just start a journal that can be used in 50 years for a documentary
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Well, it's back to stuffing money into my mattress.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Can't wait to see all the Wall Street traders proudly wearing their Trump hats tomorrow on the market floor.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Stephen Miller is going to be so pissed when Booker breaks his hero’s record tonight.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If Elon loses tonight in Wisconsin, I'm going to celebrate by watching a Tesla catch on fire by itself.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I think a way to combat DOGE is to use this scenario: Imagine a grocery store with 20 lanes but only 3 are open. Each lane is 15 people long. You look around at the 17 other lanes and you think "why don't they open more lanes, this is so inefficient?" Elon would solve this by firing 2 cashiers
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This whole administration feels like the episode of Benny Hill where they pretend to be Benny Hitler
Benny Hitler
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Has anyone checked their Signal chats to see if Trumps Taxes or Healthcare plans are being discussed?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Video proof on why we didn’t go through with tariffs for Colombian goods
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Has Trump visited West Texas for the measles outbreak yet?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It’s so weird to me that 70 million Americans watch Indiana Jones and cheer for the Nazis.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Wondering if this THE JD Vance couch
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I prefer Presidents that weren't captured by Russia
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Are we the baddies?
Americans looking at each other
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Can DOGE fire a Vice President?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If NATO attacks the United States and invokes Article 5, I will honor the United States agreement and defend NATO.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey everyone, remember 2024 when we were the good guys?
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I feel like I'm living in Vichy France right now.
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John Goede @johngoede.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm already sick of having a shitty president and it's only one month in.
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