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John Gjoni

@johngjoni.bsky.social
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
2025 has been all panic and no disco.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I am VHS tape years old.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If my only choices are to go big or go home I’m going home. All my stuff is there and I’m tired.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
If you had a land line phone growing up it’s time to take some ibuprofen for your back pain.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ever get a look at yourself in a self check out camera and it ruined your day for a little bit?
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Me writing an email: Please hesitate to reach out to me if you have further questions.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Whoever decided that the weekend should only be two days is an asshole.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I could really go for an 18 hour nap.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My plan for the weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Spinning to get to my birth year on a website feels like I’m spinning the big wheel on The Price is Right.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I’m tired of creating new passwords.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My super hero powers include forgetting people‘s names right after they tell me.
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Joe Sposto @joesposto.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Nothing says 'cowbow' like studded wrist gauntlets and gloves #TerryTuesday
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My body is like an old phone battery that won’t charge past 20%.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’ve never had a single email find me well.
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Joe Sposto @joesposto.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Sidle up to the bar and enjoy #TerryTuesday
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Joe Sposto @joesposto.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Two of the best of all time, no questions at this time #TerryTuesday
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Joe Sposto @joesposto.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Even JR is shocked how much shit the Funker has on him #TerryTuesday
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I think he should be released but only when he pays friends of mine the money he owes them. There I said it.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Tony Chimel in the house.
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John Gjoni @johngjoni.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
AR Fox v John Silver
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