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John Geebair

@johngeebair.bsky.social
123 followers 167 following 41 posts

I live in Chicago. I am in six book clubs. I follow many sports teams. I drink beer and whiskey. I go to the theatre. I grill meats and eat cheese. I love all dogs.

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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 22h
The defensive line really stepped up in this second half! #iufb
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That has to be the case. No way is he regularly wearing Jos A Bank. Also the trouser leg looks way shorter than his usual
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Surgical first drive from the Hoosiers! #iufb
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I always love your writing but must confess I’m very confused by the words “too many herringbone tweed sportscoats”
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have you/would you consider a mustache?
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got halfway through that article before I said, “You know what? I’m gonna go do literally anything else with my time.”
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Probably should have aimed higher
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m so confused. Are they feeling a need to shore up the bestiality vote?
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oatmeal cream piss
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Halfway to 88
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Very little surprises me anymore, but this… kinda does?!
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dry Odysseus
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve had a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge for years and I told my boss whenever It happens, whatever time of day, I will stop whatever I’m doing and immediately pop the cork.
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NATALIE PORTMAN REQUESTS PRIVACY AT THIS DIFFICULT TIME
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know you mean the other thing but this reminded me I’ve put nearly 1500 hours into CK3 and yikes
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s not a contest, obviously, but if it were, I’d say your brother probably wins
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fireworks shows are overrated! They’re… fine. I don’t see why people get so excited for them. They’re just incredibly, aggressively fine. See also: parades
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m someone who has always enjoyed listening to their catalog in chronological order and I’m always like wow that’s a massive change in a decade. They just never stood still
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trump 2028 doesn’t need your vote
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
God help us
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Christmas in July night at the ballpark. And the dank stank coming off of Grimace could stun a team of oxen. Let’s go Tincaps!
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Whenever I see stuff like that it reminds me that there are people who put way more energy into online stuff than I ever will
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Love the use of the word “openly” in that headline
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He fractured his skull a long time ago
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“That would be treating the symptoms instead of the disease.” Let’s do both, Doc!
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don’t think there’s a way it could happen that I haven’t already spent some time imagining
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
1. Try to be the kindest person in any room you walk into 2. Remember that you have far more power to build community around you than you think you do, and act accordingly 3. Don’t get so busy that you never have time to piddlefart around
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Is this a genuine question?
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some make a run for the border, and for some the border makes a run for them
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m a little surprised the astronauts decided to come back
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It’s a beautiful day for a ballgame, for a ballgame today
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Up to how many meters can that bad boy resist water?
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
How I sit waiting for IU basketball to start #iubb
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Radio station presets
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Gorgeous
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Philadelphia
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
We love an airport beer
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Navy
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John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Why do you think we followed you?
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