John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 22hThe defensive line really stepped up in this second half! #iufb 020
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That has to be the case. No way is he regularly wearing Jos A Bank. Also the trouser leg looks way shorter than his usual 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I always love your writing but must confess I’m very confused by the words “too many herringbone tweed sportscoats” 020
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I got halfway through that article before I said, “You know what? I’m gonna go do literally anything else with my time.” 011
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m so confused. Are they feeling a need to shore up the bestiality vote? 000
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Very little surprises me anymore, but this… kinda does?! 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’ve had a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge for years and I told my boss whenever It happens, whatever time of day, I will stop whatever I’m doing and immediately pop the cork. 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/08/2026NATALIE PORTMAN REQUESTS PRIVACY AT THIS DIFFICULT TIME 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I know you mean the other thing but this reminded me I’ve put nearly 1500 hours into CK3 and yikes 020
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It’s not a contest, obviously, but if it were, I’d say your brother probably wins 020
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Fireworks shows are overrated! They’re… fine. I don’t see why people get so excited for them. They’re just incredibly, aggressively fine. See also: parades 110
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m someone who has always enjoyed listening to their catalog in chronological order and I’m always like wow that’s a massive change in a decade. They just never stood still 020
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Christmas in July night at the ballpark. And the dank stank coming off of Grimace could stun a team of oxen. Let’s go Tincaps! 110
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Whenever I see stuff like that it reminds me that there are people who put way more energy into online stuff than I ever will 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Love the use of the word “openly” in that headline 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“That would be treating the symptoms instead of the disease.” Let’s do both, Doc! 0130
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I don’t think there’s a way it could happen that I haven’t already spent some time imagining 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 06/06/20261. Try to be the kindest person in any room you walk into 2. Remember that you have far more power to build community around you than you think you do, and act accordingly 3. Don’t get so busy that you never have time to piddlefart around 010
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Some make a run for the border, and for some the border makes a run for them 020
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m a little surprised the astronauts decided to come back 000
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 31/03/2026It’s a beautiful day for a ballgame, for a ballgame today 000
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Up to how many meters can that bad boy resist water? 100
John Geebair @johngeebair.bsky.social · 11/03/2026How I sit waiting for IU basketball to start #iubb 000