john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"if they ever bring the cryptkeeper back, i wish for the filmmakers to build an old school practical animatronic instead of going the boring CGI route," i whisper. a finger on the monkey's paw curls inward 150
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 12/12/2025my brother is an ironworker so i asked him his thoughts on the time magazine cover 1574
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 23/10/2025what an unbelievably stupid idea. i would pay to see, at minimum, twelve of these 4645
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 10/09/2025netflix releasing the charlie sheen documentary today is of course a nod to charlie's performance in the 9/11 movie as "guy stuck in elevator." you can watch the doc today and then be primed to watch 9/11 tomorrow. netflix is really taking care of all of us 9/11-heads 020
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 27/08/2025how does he keep landing such huge rock star podcast guests 3122
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025half the emails i get from linkedin are like "hey jsyk we hold back the actual non-scam jobs for our subscribers who pay $20/month," and the other half look like this. very cool 030
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 05/08/2025ok, mr. president. you really want to do it? that's fine with me. i want to do it. come on, let's do it 040
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 18/07/2025movie fans will of course remember that donald trump famously designed and applied grace jones's body paint for 1986's vamp 041
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 16/06/2025something has always bothered me about this scene, and i finally figured it out. not a single one of these people is using a napkin. disgusting 050
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 13/06/2025friday the 13th pt 5: a new beginning, maybe my favorite (possibly apocryphal) imdb trivia i’ve ever read 2100
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 07/06/2025feeling total serenity as i imagine dracula sending renfield to the dmv with very specific vanity license plate instructions 150
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 26/05/2025colin farrell and this lady definitely fucked, right 060
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 23/05/2025my "pay attention and nicole kidman will frantically warn you about the quality of the production she's in, using the plausibility of her wig" rule has yet to fail me 1181
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 05/05/2025the hottest look for summer 2025 is "19th century toothache" 040
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 26/04/2025incredible. it's like he reacted to them applying this headline to his photo in real time 21538
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 14/04/2025hbo updated their logo i'm guessing as a promotion for the last of us, but i saw this and thought maybe it was national diarrhea day 050
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 18/03/2025i love letterboxd. perfectly appropriate amount of ads here 030
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025if errol morris tells you this and you choose to ask ZERO followup questions, i think you should have to share a cell with big ed 150
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 09/03/2025tubi, i don’t say this unkindly, but what in the fuck are you talking about 130
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 06/03/2025we were good. very good. then elon and doge started selling government property for "efficiency" and inadvertently revealed our black site. not so good. we were standing there with our dicks in the wind. a lot of pissed off people, mr. garrison 017126
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 06/03/2025gavin newsom was thrilled to lead encampment sweeps last year. like, psychotically thrilled. he turned it into a photo op. driving away the least fortunate and disposing of their belongings is like a tailgate party for him. game show host looking guy smiley piece of shit. fuck him 17112
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025you're bumming out my paying customers either way. hit the skids, pinko 110
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 19/01/2025i got an AI you can put in your movie…….A-I-E-L-L-O 161
john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 19/01/2025what an incredible run this woman had. worked with lynch, carpenter, schwarzenegger, sandler, peewee herman, stuart gordon. she was like the old lady version of danny trejo 1682979
