John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I’m not as wise as you, so I don’t know what I can share. Instead, I’ll just give you some puppy love from these pups we are fostering. Happy birthday! You’re awesome! 040 4
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 08/06/2025This sweet little German shepherd mix was picked up as a stray in Bakersfield. She & her 6 little 6 day old girls (all girls!) were to be put to sleep today. We couldn’t let it happen, so we’re now fostering for the first time. We’ve been given naming rights. Any suggestions for mama & her girls? 010 1
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I finally got around to it. Cancelling my Cybertruck order felt so much better than placing it. Fuck that Nazi Musk! 010 1
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Not my actual car, but this looks like my first car, which cost $600. Can you believe it was 17x safer than a Cybertruck? 000 0
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025This is a petition that I will gladly sign & support. If we can’t split up into Blue America & MAGAstan, then let’s make California our own country. 000 0
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Who wants to be my +1? If so, then on the 20th, just do your regular stuff, except don’t turn on your TV. 000 0
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Thanks GovGav for taking care of us! You’re on it & that is reassuring. We should’ve raked our forests more like Trump said to do & now it’s Canada turning off our faucet & you flushing it for the smelt. I found the Canadian faucet tho. No need to annex - a guy will open it up for us for 2 crypto. 021 2
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Awesome! I love it. This has been my avatar on Twitter since MagaMusk bought it. 0347 34
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Trump is talking more shit about CA & our awesome @governor.ca.gov Newsom. When Paradise burned, he said we weren’t “raking our forests enough.” Now, he talks about our “faucet from Canada” not giving us enough water, because we pump it out to sea. For anyone wondering about that faucet, here it is: 010 1
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Now that Jeff Bezos’ sycophancy for Trump is complete & he’s going to make a Melania biopic, will: 1.) he be hiring @thestormydaniels.bsky.social to play Melania? & 2.) there be an accurate depiction of how Donald & Melania consummated their “love” by having sex on Epstein’s jet? 010 1
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Thanks. No, but I keep trying my damndest. This is what I said to his mom earlier today. 020 2
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This is not an alert you see on your phone everyday. 131 3
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’m seeing lots of cats. Is BlueSky for cat lovers? No offense to anyone, but I like dogs. So just to mix up people’s timelines, here’s our newest puppy’s baby pic. Simba. 240 4
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The poor pathetic, jealous Nazi! Did you see that his grandparents were actual Nazis who emigrated to South Africa, because they liked apartheid? 000 0
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 28/11/2024He is such a Nazi piece of shit. Did you see that thing posted about his dad the other day? His bigotry is genetic. 100 1
John Parnell @johnfparnell.bsky.social · 17/11/2024That is so awesome! Thanks for sharing the great news. It’s nice to see you here. I’m just going to stroke my ego & pretend that Biden took my advice from 2 days ago. 110 1