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John Fortman

@johnfortman.bsky.social
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Episcopal insurance geek who likes music and making stuff.

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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 4h
—mocracy executions have no place in our democracy.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 5h
So by not colluding to cover Trump, they colluded to not cover Trump.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I believe none of this except that he talked to Putin.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She looks a little long-in-the-tooth for Trump.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those fed to lions 2000 years ago now want others fed to lions, but on tv.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The board must keep accurate, detailed financial records or they breach their fiduciary duty.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only ones who should.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Almost like they had the appeal ready to go…
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The framers could not have envisioned Florida and California, therefore they don’t exist, Constitutionally.”
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only conclusion is ICE and their agents value immigrants about as much as most people value insects.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has all the tells of Kalshi manipulating.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus… Wordle 1,929 X/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt’s gotcha backfired spectacularly when he confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes. Or did he actually know and just try to pass it off hoping no one would check?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The standing/injury-in-fact thing has become the easiest way to literally demolish the U.S. from the inside.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why am I learning about unrest in Northern Ireland from instagram and not my paid news subscriptions?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We can, but it’s not a real solution to the problem.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fridgemaxing?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay… but who really cares about these two having dinner anyway?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t get more passive voice than that...
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only if they choose to. There is ultimately no mechanism to remedy Executive branch non-compliance with Judicial branch orders. (Totally guessing here…)
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MS NOW too… bsky.app/profile/atru...
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The need to rough someone up and they ran out of immigrants.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are we really all that upset that we will receive a little less news from the White House? The reality is Trump would cease to exist if everyone just stopped talking about him.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Especially the tenor parts.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If no one covers the White House, does it even exist?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bad link.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We would rather see it collapse with honor than stand with Trump’s name on it.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What structural emergencies?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wonder when the DHS Inspector General will be fired…
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wonder when that AUSA will be fired…
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The joke is on him. In CA you can register when you vote.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I held my nose and voted. And if you had told me she would run against someone worse than she was… Well, I’ve learned a lot of facts that I don’t like in the past 10 years. One of them is more Americans are stupid, wrong, and/or just bad people than I ever thought before.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1186 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to keep working to shore up the US economy?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Members want to make this change “…the next time [democrats] win control of the presidency and Congress. That would transform a *6-3 conservative majority into a 7-6 liberal one.*” Kinda surprised the WSJ would publish such wild-ass assumptions.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is he telling us he is getting richer for our sake?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She knows that literally anyone, including the very worst, can put an R by their name, right?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why can’t a even a single congressperson have standing when there are laws enacted by a prior Congress being violated? Someone must have standing in these situations, and if not, Congress should begin every statute by defining who has standing to enforce them.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is he though?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Green means parole weigh in stone.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The world is way too obsessed about this.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hegseth is obsessed with petty humiliations of his betters.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Honor is dead.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Honor is dead.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone want this? Anyone?
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honor is dead.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay… but it might take a few weeks.
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10 hours later…
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John Fortman @johnfortman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/muel...
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