John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s 13 years later, and I’m realizing I came very close to losing the fingers of my left hand. How? I uh…….sprayed them with a power washer to clean them. Not my best idea 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I gotta get the stamp of a different country in my passport. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Shockingly, someone who owes me a commission from 2021 is finally writing it. I feel like when you wait five years for a commission, you really shouldn’t be charged for it. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Finished reading six books in three days. I’m getting back into the hobby I used to have before middle school. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 14/07/2026$5300+ a year raise. I make more than my old gas station boss in five years. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You know what was a bait and switch? The Lots and Lots of trains dvd being nothing but a musical montage of trains. The commercials made you believe it was an educational kid friendly documentary about trains. The fuckers. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Well. The Wolf series Patreon is the only thing I look forward to monthly now. That and a random cat to stop by. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Two bedroom apartment as a single man. Why? Because it’s in my budget. Because game/reptile room. Because fuck you that’s why. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I should probably try a fudgey the whale cake before I leave nyc permanently. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Somehow I feel accomplished today. Regardless of the fact that a moron of a coworker sent an item to the wrong location, causing needless confusion. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 29/06/2026There’s something bout the west coast man. Two of the five authors I regularly commission are from there. Technically three of you consider the Midwest to be a west coast thing. They’re really great at their jobs too! 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You know something though, I’m tempted to get a boyfriend again mostly because I need a dance partner for dancing bachata. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Also, be happy being single folks. It helps you avoid relationships that are not healthy. 000
Reposted by John_doe12346🪼Violet🪼 🔜 ANE @violetloup.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Feel like we gotta remember that calling someone “daddy” or “sir” are part of specific kinks that we really should be making sure the other party is privy to first :) because words like that have gender, age, and positions attached to them that could really hit someone the wrong way 0388
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wow, congrats to the Knicks for winning a championship while I’m still alive! 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 13/06/2026You could have a dating profile on any gay dating app. The about me section, the username section, the pic section even can all say the same thing: “I do not talk to dudes over 12 years older than me.” The first message you get is someone who is 55 while you’re 18. Always asking if you want a daddy. 120
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I got another job interview next Thursday. They didn’t even give me the option of dates. This for the San Antonio office. Can you tell how much I want to get away from my supervisor? 030
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Oh boy. My wife and 300 kids enjoyed the food I made them. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Just to give an idea of how much I want to change bosses: I applied for positions in my company in locations as far away as Alaska. If a position opens in the Dominican Republic, I’m applying and accepting right away if they hire me. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If I get this one job in Pennsylvania, I may finally go to my first ever furry con. Along with returning to Santo Domingo for the first time in three years. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I need to go back to working out. Although it looks like I’m gonna be stuck with cardio only because gyms be expensive. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 23/05/2026On random days I sometimes wonder what happened to the furry authors who posted on sofurry. Allegedly most are alive since they were 30+ when they disappeared. But still, what happened to them? 010
Reposted by John_doe12346Spidey Pup Cloud 🐶⛈️🕸️🌹 @wxpupcloud.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Onto weekend shenanigans 😈🕸️💙 8868
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Thank god for my mom and thank god for law and order SVU existing. Both of those are the reason I never fell for the red pill bullshit 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I want to suck the dick of a few people I’ve commissioned 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 26/04/2026And now I get to regret buying a commission from a furry because they’ve decided to go the red pill/incel/manosphere track. Fuck him, and fuck you too if you believe in that shit. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I think partially the reason why I wanna move back to North Carolina is because NYC landlords are trash and won’t give hot water. But we gotta accept the scraps we do get. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Allergy season sucks. But it seems like only my eyes are affected nowadays. Yay! Also, need more Noss Saga and Wolf Seties in my life! 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I found out that orange chicken is a lot easier to make at home than I expected. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Applied for a job in Norfolk, Philly, Richmond, and Denver. Why? Because I really want to get away from certain clowns. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Well, if the government shuts down for 45 days again later this year, I might be able to pay off another student loan. Let’s find out September 30. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I love this year. Why? Because aside from paying off two more student loans in less than three months, I’ve also finished reading 13 books by April 15. I was struggling with that after Authors I like finished releasing a series, and I read the series. But this year, I got my spark back. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I love how I have a whole 88 cents left to pay on a student loan. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I think it’s like 6 or 8 years later, and the wolf series by @grymmpaw.bsky.social is still the only series besides the Noss saga I eagerly await a sequel to. 130
Reposted by John_doe12346Spidey Pup Cloud 🐶⛈️🕸️🌹 @wxpupcloud.bsky.social · 12/04/2026What an exciting Sunday for him 😉😈🕸️ 1889
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 08/04/2026People who don’t know politics or how the government works are the bane of the world’s existence. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Well then. Thanks to @violetloup.bsky.social I was introduced to the Noss Saga. And thanks to him, I finished all four books today after starting them March first. I’m now craving book five like a fiend. 030
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The Noss saga really got me invested. I somehow read books 1-3 in less than a month. 020
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It’s March 2026. I’ve somehow read 10 books in less than 3 months. What was interesting was reading a couple books fresh after learning about personality disorders. Made me uncomfortable to read them afterwards. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Also, listen to this piece of advice from doctors: increase your fiber intake. It’s good for your colon. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Did you know, for 155 bucks you can drive a Lamborghini or Ferrari on a racetrack at top speed? I gotta do it before I die. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Why am I still paying for midgrade when my father’s car can take regular just fine? Laziness. That’s all it is. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Well. I fixed my mistake with my pasta dish. Today’s pasta came out pleasantly spicy and tasty. Let me tell ya, using Tostitos sauce instead of ragu makes everything taste better. 000
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’ve been a furry for like 16 years. But I still haven’t been to a furry con. I want to go, but that whole apparently needing a roommate and entering a raffle for a room thing just doesn’t vibe with me. 010
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Three. Three magical student loans paid off! I now owe less than 30k. I’ve managed to pay off 8k worth of loans.media.tenor.coma cat is sitting on a turntable with the word woo written on itALT: a cat is sitting on a turntable with the word woo written on it 020
John_doe12346 @johndoe12346.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I commissioned someone in 2019. Paid half up front. This person has not done my commission seven years later. But has time to write journals on sofurry and advertise a kickstarter that suspiciously does not seem to have produced a product. I’m gonna try another message before demanding a refund. 000