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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 24m

the late, great Gene Siskel has entered the chat (from his review of HARLEM NIGHTS, in case you're curious) I also love THE MUSIC MAN ref, Ms. Gingold!

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 1h

which is why I have never been to either state okay, not true, but given the chance, I would definitely choose to hold a 111-year grudge about a movie I've seen once

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10h

puts a real spin on the "hash brownies" episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmwP...

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Barney Miller - Hash

YouTube video by Pissed Off Papa

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10h

IT WAS JUST *SITTING* THERE!

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10h

as a mathematician, I'm interested in how this gets computed, and I agree with you, but come on, Jake, have a heart--the MSM doesn't have their beloved "horse race" narrative this midterm cycle, they gotta fall back on *something* I mean, they don't even have the classic "Dems in disarray"

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 11h

always awkward when you have too much sugar and end up going the full Cornholio

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 11h

first cold morning and the semi-feral/neighbor's cat came inside to eat, which he's done before, but I looked at the heater and envisioned the day we turn it on as the day dude probably becomes "our" cat "You haz WARMS?"

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I will see your ZaSu and raise you a Phoebe--exhibiting her typical tortitude when I take her picture when she's trying to nap

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

just as it was foretold in the ancient murals (season 9, to be exact)

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

right after she finally left Durwood....

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

how I feel explaining my musical tastes to Gen Z

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

letting Major Strasser know, ever so subtly, what you think of his veiled threats

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

you desecrated a classic show, you Phyllis-tine!

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

insurance company executives:

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

is this like syncing THE WIZARD OF OZ with "Dark Side of the Moon"?

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I tried making empanadas once and, well....

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this print of hers is hanging in my home office

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

don't know if Rubin coined this term, but I love "Precarious Manhood" and hereby pledge to use it from now on, whenever the occasion warrants

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

good idea; might find out why the world is in love again....

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[later that evening] wife (seductively): the baby's asleep, do you wanna....? husband (pulls out phone): hold on, I just downloaded a new LLM for this....

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Radiation--yes, indeed! You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked gogglebox do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. PERNICIOUS NONSENSE!" -J. Frank Parnell

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

basically the same reason that Mom stopped punishing me by sending me to my room I should have thrown a fit instead of shrugging and saying "all right"

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’ -Lewis Carroll Alice Through the Looking Glass

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I collect old textbooks, so I've seen some of what you describe--no, I did not keep/buy/take any of them the word "science" is doing a lot of work in that context--authors starting with the conclusions they want and then working backwards to find the "evidence"

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the classic book "How to Lie with Statistics" has entered the chat

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wake up, babe new national holiday just dropped

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(with apologies to Phil Collins) Well, take a look at me now I'm done cleaning up my place But having it stay this way is against all odds And that's what I've got to face

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I actually had the reverse problem.... which explains all the weird results from my p*rn searches like this one--overly soft focus, attractive subject matter, 'outdoor' setting/kink, and yet, it's just... *off* somehow

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lermontov: Why do you want to dance? Vicky: Why do you want to live? Lermontov: Well, I don't know exactly why, but... I must. Vicky: That's my answer too.

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bruce Campbell: a national g*ddamn treasure

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My man looks one generation removed from crawling out of the seas

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'll take "Things That Ain't Gonna Fix Shit" for $500, Alex

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ghost @johndeweysghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My man looks like an early, rejected prototype for White Supremacy Uruk-Hai

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