John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Breaking News: Ukrainian National Army reportedly signing a purchasing agreement with well known defense contractor, ACME. 0320
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Accidentally revealed too much to my therapist and now I’m being screened for OCD 0170
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 30/03/2026“Are these rotten leather shoes giving you blisters?” “Nope.” “Me neither. NYAHAHAHA” *skeleton bro and I high five; it sounds like dice rolling* 2352
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Am I seeing it wrong or is it also on his elbow? I know you’re not supposed to put them on joints because they get in the way of the tourniquet restricting blood flow 000
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Protesters allegedly forced ICE to begin purchasing their gear through ACME, which has led to a string of anvils falling on agents. Disgusting. 040
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026“We don’t care what’s in your pants as long as it’s not necrotic” Which, same tbh 030
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Cheney hid the black site in heaven because it’s the last place anyone would look for him 020
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Based on the absolute fuckery the barber did with my hair, I’ve decided to be Milo for Halloween 110
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Lately I’ve been thinking that it probably feels really good for the grenade when it explodes 010
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Okay so I’ve been lurking on someone’s Instagram for a month and they just DM’d me saying “yk you can just follow 👀” So anyway what’s everyone’s favorite flavor of gun? 010
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Someone told me “um actually it’s 3:30 not breakfast” I’m considering that homophobia 000
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Easter is like the evil, bizarro elseworld version of Christmas. You know in your heart it’s true 010
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Really cool how they’re pivoting from late 1950’s nostalgia to late 1930’s nostalgia 050
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Once upon a time my carnivore uncle was telling me about how healthy it was. I asked if he noticed any improvement in the gym. He said he couldn’t go anymore because the gout hurts his feet too much 1780
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The motorcycle was placed on paid leave and will likely be sent to another precinct 0100
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Yoon commits “worst coup ever,” is asked to leave Unification Church VIP room 010
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Number of times seeing the “funny video about misgendering someone’s dog” at Thanksgiving yesterday: 7. 030
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Taking bets now for how long it is until Trump gives Grok AI a cabinet position 020
John De’Arc @johndearc.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The best part is when your #1 song is the one you hyperfocused on in March but never listened to since 050
