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@johnbull.wtf
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George Karl yells at me sometimes. I could build a rocket ship to Mars before mastering grammar. If you won't reskeet yourself who's going to ever reskeet you It's ok to not be ok.

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John @johnbull.wtf · 57s
The women beater? Welcome to the Cleveland Browns
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2m
I think moving from the white house press secretary, to the Fox News white house pr person is just "grifting from home"
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John @johnbull.wtf · 5m
"what if we ran targeted ads while two of the most liberals states in the country are playing each other?" "Brilliant, be sure it also airs in California"
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John @johnbull.wtf · 6m
Yesterday, during the CHICAGO bears v.s. the NEW YORK jets I was receiving targeted ads in fucking CALIFORNIA to support him. I can't even vote for him, but he's failing so badly they're reaching across the country to improve his PR that's fucking GRIM
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John @johnbull.wtf · 9m
Sara Hodges and Tristi take the heat for it, and still to this day take the heat for it, including get doxed and family harassed and STILL refuses to acknowledge it was her fault and her comments
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John @johnbull.wtf · 9m
long story short, Dapper set up the live feed for the Kings presser, didn't realize they were streaming and she had a hot mic. proceeded to call Zach LaVine a prick, talked about Simmons skin, Sara Hodges rightfully said LaVine is hella fine... Then KCRA tucked tail, hasn't acknowledge it, and let
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John @johnbull.wtf · 11m
oh god dammit, i missed this
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John @johnbull.wtf · 54m
KD was right, Slim Reaper was trash
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drafting the WORST nicknames in NBA history Thanks to @basketball-reference.com for the assist
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John @johnbull.wtf · 57m
omg! WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING!!?!?!?!?!?! what's that? everyone? wow
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John @johnbull.wtf · 58m
It would almost seem like holding someone accountable would be the first step of reforming, but what do I know
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John @johnbull.wtf · 1h
human rights aren't political differences, they're moral differences
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
Wowwww since when has it been wrong to make weird meat posts on bsky. We used to be a dignified app with alf meat every morning
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
They truly believe their own lies Also, you think a bunch of cosplay dorks are going to scare the demographics who have gone through what they have just to be able to vote in the first place? Lollllll good luck
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
They truly believe their own bullshit
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
4th grade?! Lolllllll
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
Accept late payments in return for my happiness, says John to his mortgage company
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
Oh definitely. I still get chills too. Its such a creepy ass scene
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
I still havent watched that movie and it isnt intentional. My sister watched it older and it still freaked her out lol. I feel like a huge chunk of society shares your trauma 😭
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
Long time? Country singer? Lollllll
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John @johnbull.wtf · 2h
Hmm probably. Not a bad idea. I tried a grip thingy and it helped some. I know some of the issue is me and how i grip a pencil. I have a bad habit of squeezing really freaking hard when im doing fine details
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John @johnbull.wtf · 9h
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Tom and Jerry: Tom Takes a Bow
Alt: Tom and Jerry: Tom Takes a Bow
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John @johnbull.wtf · 10h
WHATS A TRUFFLE SARA
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John @johnbull.wtf · 11h
Truffles? Thats my guess.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 11h
Sorry Mirann. Congrats on the little but hope you start turning the corner
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John @johnbull.wtf · 11h
Lolllll nah thats perfect
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John @johnbull.wtf · 11h
I wanted to do iPad. Bought a screen protector to make it feel more real but my thumb cant handle it. Holding that pencil kills my hand. Im going to try a brace. And I compeltely agree. Its the way to go for this
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John @johnbull.wtf · 12h
Like what the HELL is that. This could employ therapist
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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 12h
Like, excuse me??
A Stephen Gemmell illustration, meaning it's hard to describe other than saying it's incredible, nightmarish, and black and white. This one shows a kid? in a rocking chair with a flying creature? on a leash? With another, more terrifying creature above it? And a ball floating nearby? Everything seems to be emerging from clouds or a fog? It's like a sleep paralysis demon's bad dream.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 12h
Sixth Sense FUCKED me up. I had to stay up and watch happy movies after that one. The scene where he's peeing and the mom screaming I cant take it anymore still sends chills down my spine
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Sixth Sense: Haley Joe Losment's Funny Line
Alt: Sixth Sense: Haley Joe Losment's Funny Line
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John @johnbull.wtf · 12h
I read a story like every 10 times I looked at this book. The art was so damn good
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Starling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 13h
The stories were bad enough on their own, but the illustrations were the stuff of insanity
SCARY STORIES to Tell in the Dark
Collected from Folklore and Retold by Alvin Schwartz
Drawings by Stephen Gammell
RESCHOLASTIC
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
You didn't hear? Happened when the war on Christmas started
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 15h
episode 067
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
This is wrong, I wouldn't make a joke like this, this is just something someone like that would say. I wouldn't though
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
The setups are just lobs to LeBron
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Paul Knepper @paulknepper.bsky.social · 15h
Rasheed Wallace with the championship belt.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
Oh probably. Nothing about this administration isn't a farce
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
You knew what you were doing with that skeet
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
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Telmo Coca: Raquetaso!
Alt: Telmo Coca: Raquetaso!
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
............ ..... .... LIKE A TURNING POINT USA RALLY
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
Not a harsh line in that damn picture except for around the areas filters change
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
You can tell it's filtered to all hell just look at how in focus the mascara is on her eyes vs the soft focus around it
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John @johnbull.wtf · 15h
Awwwwwww, our tax money CAN buy love 🥰
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John @johnbull.wtf · 16h
I did it with acrylic paint pens which is not what this is meant for lol. But whatever
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John @johnbull.wtf · 16h
I essentially never color. Decided to randomly. Good for the brain but bad for my fucked up thumb. I should try one of those arthritis thumb things and maybe I'd do this more often than once every 5 years
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John @johnbull.wtf · 16h
My timeline, nothing but sports v.s. what I was actually doing most the day
I'm not normally a coloring person but was in the mood. A textured cat with koi fish above its head in random blue, sea foam. Purple pink colors
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John @johnbull.wtf · 16h
lmfao, the audacity of KCRA firing off these "NOW WITH SPORTS DIRECTOR MAGA DAPPER" You mean the coward that let a bunch of people take the fall for her fuck up? That person?? eat shit @kcranews.bsky.social
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John @johnbull.wtf · 16h
Us Chicago Bears fans right now
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Reed Strong @notreedstrong.bsky.social · 17h
Poverty leagues
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