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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer

@johnbrownsimp.bsky.social
16 followers 76 following 19 posts

Just your average degenerate on the internet.

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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just opened this app why is this the first thing I see? Wtf
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're not smarter i'm sorry to tell you.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I lived in the mountains for a few years and Bobcats were the only animal I kept my eyes on that I saw the most and they did the same for me. I respect those little guys.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HOLY FUCK LAURA LOOMER IS 33?!?!
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This guy's face fills me with absolute rage.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy shit okay i'm not the only one! I'm reading a book rn called "Promise Me You'll Shoot Yourself" and man is it fucking eerie
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Whenever American companies think they know better it always ends up just killing what little joy was allowed to exist.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've been hearing that Tiktok isn't as fun and a cess pool of racism and hatred and it's like yeah, no shit. I knew Tiktok was going to fall apart after that last ban got reversed.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
An old house I used to live at was across the street from a airport that the Marines used to practice flying and shit and when I was feeling extra suicidal I would just stand outside watching these kids using Ospreys and holy shit they're fucking sketchy to watch take off.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
static.klipy.com
You'Re Serious Nervous Laugh
ALT: You'Re Serious Nervous Laugh
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Mr. Boss: Why Didn't I Think Of That?
ALT: Mr. Boss: Why Didn't I Think Of That?
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hell yeah Fresno Nightcrawlers. Love it keep up the great work.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fuck,are you me?
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
God what a terrible time to have eyes.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Such a fantastic read.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's good to know I was almost killed by a automotive failure today. Thats so dope.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A dope find today.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sometimes I think about ending my life but then I remember I never pissed on Rush Limbaughs grave and suddenly things don't seem that bad.
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Suicidal Ideation Enjoyer @johnbrownsimp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
And we're the good guys?
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