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John Bohnenkamp

@johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social
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Hawkeyes. Leathernecks. Bees. I write for anyone who pays me.

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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keep moving. And I’m glad you’re OK
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It will be a long day. But you’ll get through it.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What are they going to fix?
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, there are tubes… And don’t be surprised if you’re intubated when they wake you up. I was, and I was pissed. And, there will be a catheter…
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My advice: 1. Think that the 48 hours after the surgery will be the worst you’ve ever felt. 2. Do your breathing exercises they tell you to do. 3. Your first walk will make you feel like you got your ass kicked. But it gets better.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At some point you have to stop throwing money at someone else’s quarterback
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kirk: “Both quarterbacks will play Saturday.” Iowa fans: “That’s fair.” Kirk: “Hank Brown will get the first snaps.” Fans: “I KNEW IT. WHAT IS HE DOING?????”
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know. The decision should have been made on the one open practice
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Zephyr is really cool. The wish is to have the money to get a sleeper car to LA and go see the Dodgers
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Exactly.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I still want teams to actually chase a pitcher from the mound.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Was it a Jack Fimple season?
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wait … I’m just now hearing about this?
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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JR Ewing (Larry Hagman) in Dallas
ALT: JR Ewing (Larry Hagman) in Dallas
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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The Simpsons Sideshow Bob's Evil Laugh
ALT: The Simpsons Sideshow Bob's Evil Laugh
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
HUG WATCH
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The game story from Thursday: Blake Gaskey didn't want to think about the end, but his 7-inning performance in the Bees' 9-1 win over Decatur was one to remember. bees-blog.com/2026/07/31/b...
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BEES 9, BEANBALLERS 1: Gaskey Delivers In A Familiar Place
By JOHN BOHNENKAMP Blake Gaskey’s final pitch of the 89 he threw on Thursday was a called third strike to end the seventh inning. There was no better way his night could end, in a stadium that has …
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Big Ten Media Days memory: Nothing was as good of a workout as carrying a bag of media guides back to your hotel room.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every time they announce shows I think “Another one I won’t watch”
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He misses it.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can’t have those now. All about video.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You miss it. 😀
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You should select excellence. And if that's picking the Premier League equivalent to MLB excellence, you do it.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Troy Peltz's cycle bid fell about 40 feet short, but his 3-hit, 5-RBI day helped the Burlington Bees extend their winning streak with a victory over Quincy. bees-blog.com/2026/07/20/b...
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BEES 16, DOGGY PADDLERS 8: No Cycle, But The Win Streak Motors Along
By JOHN BOHNENKAMP Troy Peltz knew when he went to the plate, but his Burlington Bees teammates were reminding him. “They were like, ‘Cycle watch. Cycle watch,’” Peltz said, laughing. Peltz didn’t …
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney called it “crap.” 😀
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ACE
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some guy got sensitive the other day when I made a water tower joke.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If he would have just worn this the other night, the state would have been spared handwringing.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I watch that just for Vin Scully.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The handwringing over that last night was something.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look at this crowd for France/England. Could have had that for an Illinois/Arizona third-place game in April.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Prospect League rosters have a lot of comings and goings in the second half of the season. It's why Bees manager Owen Oreskovich had a plan, and Lane Spieker was a part of it. The game story from Wednesday. bees-blog.com/2026/07/16/b...
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BEES 13, DOGGY PADDLERS 3: It’s All About Plan B
By JOHN BOHNENKAMP Owen Oreskovich has managed the Burlington Bees in the Prospect League long enough to know that, when the final weeks of the season arrive and roster comings and goings begin, th…
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Inglaterra/Argentina. Get to Telemundo.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BNSF 1776 just rolled through the hometown.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
THE MONDAY HIVE looks at Rowen Bergeron, who came to the Burlington Bees in early June and immediately became one of the top power hitters in the Prospect League. He's a long way from home, but the power in his bat came with him. bees-blog.com/2026/07/13/t...
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THE MONDAY HIVE: Bergeron Brings Power To Bees’ Lineup
By JOHN BOHNENKAMP Rowen Bergeron is a long way from home, but he brought his power with him. Bergeron hasn’t been with the Burlington Bees as long as some of the others — there was this little mat…
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A lot of things coming from the ballpark today. First up — three former Burlington Bees (one of them a former Hawkeye) went in the second day of the MLB Draft). bees-blog.com/2026/07/13/t...
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Three Former Bees Selected In MLB Draft
By JOHN BOHNENKAMP Three former Burlington Bees went in the final rounds of the Major League Baseball draft on Sunday — a sign, Bees manager Owen Oreskovich said, of what has been built in the orga…
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The view from the Susan Denk Press Box on her birthday. As always, a sky point.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At least Dave Roberts said get the Knack.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
On AMC is the tale of a wrongly accused Chicago cardiac surgeon.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I always wanted him in a light comedy
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Marjoe was a damn legend
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That’s Dr. J’s line when he meets Denzel. By the way, that law firm really didn’t have a good box at the Spectrum.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You’re the TV guy?
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What will happen to CyTown?
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friday news dump - Jamie Pollard is retiring as Iowa State’s AD.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Who is that in the lower left corner of the photo?
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THE MONDAY HIVE LOOKS AT Adam Kudronowicz, who came to the Burlington Bees as a two-way player but has emerged as one of the Prospect League's top hitters. bees-blog.com/2026/07/06/t...
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THE MONDAY HIVE: Kudronowicz’s Relaxed Approach At The Plate Is Working
By JOHN BOHNENKAMP Adam Kudronowicz came to the Burlington Bees this summer as a two-way player. His biggest impact has been at the plate. Kudronowicz is hitting .390 heading into the two-day All-S…
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My god…
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Prediction - some media person somewhere is warming up the “It’s not enough/it’s too late” piece about Caitlin Clark’s comments today.
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John Bohnenkamp @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Annual MLB calendar: May - National baseball media collectively writes how the Padres are World Series contenders, AJ Preller is a genius, etc. July 1 - Padres flop.
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