JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026John Fetterman’s personal phone number listed on his public voter registration is 412-654-4041. 👀 Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do with this information. 011
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Two more kids killed in Gaza today and John Fetterman is blowing off meetings with the Children’s Hospital in his own state. I hope his household is getting the therapy they probably need. 010
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026From @meidastouch.com : A devastating new Wall Street Journal report paints a picture of Sen. John Fetterman as increasingly disengaged from the basic work of being a senator, while gravitating toward conservative media, Republican allies, and being fixated on Israel. 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The second-worst Pennsylvanian, neo-Nazi Jake Lang got punched out by Spider-Man while making a hateful tour stop this weekend. 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the limited data set of federal politicians, it appears that supporting genocide of Palestinians is a carcinogen and may cause strokes, @johnfetterman.com 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026John Fetterman going on talking head shows: 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“I’m a proud American Capitalist.” - John Fetterman, sharing the widely- and deeply-felt identity of working class Pennsylvanians. 020
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026lol I made the original Betterman account when people were screaming at me that he was such a swell gentleman. Just an itty bitty witty Twitter mayor, stop picking on him! HE LIKES MAH WEED. Times have changed. truthout.org/articles/fet... 031
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026John the Butcher strikes again. Article: truthout.org/articles/fet... 001
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026BREAKING: A record-breaking earthquake has been reported by the South Carolina Geological Survey, cause reported as Lindsey Graham’s soul crashing into the basement of Hell. Aftershocks anticipated in Kentucky as a molten fissure opens to receive Mitch McConnell into the Hellmouth. 030
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you think ejecting Graham Platner for his moral failings is appropriate, get ready for 2028, when PA Dems get to jettison @johnfetterman.com into the sun along with his side piece, Bibi Netanyahu. 010
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Re: Elections in NY last night. Turns out genocide is unpopular! Who would have thought? May the 2028 Democrat primary gods feel the same in PA. 010
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Vice President job description: has a heartbeat. John Fetterman barely has that. 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026His AIPAC handler is now his only friend. 010
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Israel’s designated handler for John Fetterman is his only friend besides Dave McCormick, probably. 011
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026@fetterman.senate.gov you should check your pants for liquified gas before putting it in other people’s backyards. paenvironmentdaily.blogspot.com/2026/05/pa-u...paenvironmentdaily.blogspot.comPA US Sen. Fetterman Introduces Legislation To Promote Development Of LNG Natural Gas Export Facilities; LNG Facilities Proposed In PA Communities Already Overburdened By PollutionOn May 14, U.S. Senators John Fetterman (D-PA) and John Cornyn (R-TX) introduced the LNG [Natural Gas] Export Security Act, which would amen... 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026To pro-war Dems like @johnfetterman.com , I found this profound quote: “A river of civilian blood a Blue Wave does not make,” - some philosopher somewhere probably. 011
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026“Embattled husband @fetterman.senate.gov entrenches regime who would have deported his wife” 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026@johnfetterman.com Butcher among butchers, featured on wheatpasted flyer in Philly. 033
Reposted by JohnBettermanParodyJohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him? 232
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him? 232
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026@johnfetterman.com gave Trump’s State of the Union two thumbs up. 200
Reposted by JohnBettermanParodyAIPAC Tracker @trackaipac.com · 24/02/2026Sen. John Fetterman proudly met with AIPAC today, reasserting his allegiance to the Israeli apartheid state. #GenocideJohn 38742
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Vigilantes in pickup trucks stalking black joggers and leveling shotguns at them is wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @johnfetterman.com was a trigger pull away in 2013 from an identical murder. 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026State Democratic Committee seats are up this year. They are the endorsers of statewide candidates. If you are approached to sign a ballot petition, do us all a favor and make “Do you like @johnfetterman.com ?” a litmus test. 020
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026FLIP FLOP ON MASKS? We figured @johnfetterman.com would find the masks suspicious since he’s famously known as the vigilante who hunted down a bundled up black jogger and brandished a shotgun at him because “he was wearing a mask” in 2013. 210
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026@johnfetterman.com puts Heinz on the boots before he licks them. 010
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Will someone please redirect this fixated toddler back to caring about his own country? @johnfetterman.com is the kid throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle. 011
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025For a guy with kids that will be draft age during the next Forever War, @johnfetterman.com sure is eager to fan the flames. 100
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I did misread and I’m aware of the hero. I’m sorry I replied in haste. 000
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Marches for peace and human rights didn’t cause a mass shooting. 100
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025The hateful, violent tragedy in Australia must be the fault of peace activists, says John Fetterman. 310
JohnBettermanParody @johnbetterman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025@kamalaharris.com is calling for the voting age to be lowered to 16 to save the party, but you’d have to lower the age to the Terrible 2s for Dems like @johnfetterman.com to win. 220
