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John Benn

@johnbenn.bsky.social
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SGE | Canucks | Jags | Spirit | RC Celta | Fiorentina | Celtic | Ipswich contributor: @hefpod.bsky.social he/him

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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh you gotta be shitting me
Eintracht Frauen Europa Cup match against Hafnarfjörður not available on eintrachttv in the US
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
elite mail day
Jimmy Smith Jaguars home jerseyRashean Mathis Jaguars alternate jerseyDavid Garrard Jaguars home jersey
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
with all due disrespect, what the actual fuck?
top five in Serie A
Roma - 13 points
Inter - 13 points
nazio - 13 points
Cagliari - 12 points
Como - 10 points (game in hand)
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lmao
Linda Nosková instagram story showing her covering her ears during her match against Ann Li with the caption “desperate times call for desperate actions”
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just seeing this now and it’s a tough, but doable league phase for Celta
RC Celta’s Europa League opponents: Juventus, Union Saint-Gilloise, Olympique Marseille, Celtic, Bournemouth, Lillestrøm, Omonoia Nicosia, Hapoel Ber Sheva
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
fuck ass nazi club get outta here
Ferencvaros sticker outside the McPherson Square metro station with ban circles over ranbow and antifascist symbols saying “good night left side”EFC Austin Adler sticker now over said Ferencvaros sticker
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
idk how I just noticed this, but funny to me one of the city names has a comma and the other doesn’t
“Washington, D.C.” written with a comma at the D.C. Open, Alex Eala also in frame.“Washington D.C.” written without a comma at the D.C. Open. Leylah Fernandez also in frame.
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
unbiased of course
23-24 Köln Karnival kitUth 13 printing on the back
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
and with the Galician flag too let’s go
Borja Iglesias hold the World Cup trophy and wearing the Galicia flag around his waist
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
nice Pauli hat in the Berlin crowd
man in a rainbow St. Pauli hat and Germany national team jersey in the crowd at the Berlin WTA 500
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
wearing this the next time I come to Chicago now
my Takuka Asano Bochum kit
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
lol the agenda doesn’t stop
Jovic and Kessler beat Dabrowski and Stefani, one of the best doubles pairs in the world, 6-3 6-7 10-7 in a match tiebreak
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
may have wasted the last half hour, but finally got it
84-0 Hockey: Final Regular Season Record 84-0, 168 Points, 6.9 goals per game, 11.8 assists per game, 93.9% save percentage, 1.566 goals against average, and 14 shutouts with a team of Darryl Sittler, Alex Ovechkin, Mike Bossy, Borje Salming, Bobby Orr, and Carey Price
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
HBO at it again
Anna Kalinskaya vs Camila Osorio on HBO, but they’ve used Alina Korneeva’s picture instead of Kalinskaya’s
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Jovic after losing to Navarro in Strasbourg
Michael Jordan saying, “and I took that personally”
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
hey uh HBO I don’t think that’s Bassols Ribera
Mirra Andreeva vs Marina Bassols Ribera, but HBO used a picture of Emiliana Arango instead of Bassols Ribera
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
grabbed a Topps Graphite pack today and pulled these, so that’s sick
Clervie Ngounoue and Iva Jovic signed Topps Graphite cards
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I am so hungover, but I’m not missing that first match, plus Rybakina-Plíšková after Cobolli what a line up for today.
Center Court lineup in Rome for May 11 2026: Cirstea-Noskova at 11, Gauff-Jovic at 12:30, Sinner-Popyrin at 3, Cobolli-Tirante at 7
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
even in the damn bathroom of the bar I’m in rn smh
Hansa Rostock sticker 🤮
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
they done Nosková so dirty
Anastasia Zakharova vs Linda Noskova board in Rome, Noskova’s mouth is cut off
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this is crazy
Barca-Celta in the 63rd minute of the first half
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
lol tbf I do have this, but no I was making a joke about Fanatics misspelling Utah on official merch
Uth 13 printing on a Köln karnival kit
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#unexpectedbundesliga
Mats Hummels and Flavio Cobolli do a “jersey” swap after Cobolli lost the Munich final to Ben Shelton. Cobolli is from Rome and an AS Roma supporter, so that’s prob why Hummels gave him a shirt from his time there.
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Krösche deserves plenty of blame for where we are this season, especially bc of the build of the defense, but damn if his winter signings aren’t doing their part to keep us alive for the possibility of a European spot
fbref page showing Eintracht Frankfurt men’s players sorted by goals and assists per 90 minutes with winter signings Amaimouni, Ebnoutalib, and Kalimuendo all near the top
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
since introducing Chiño, Celta have lost three games in a row by a combined score of 9-1 it’s time to go
Celta Vigo’s instagram post introducing the new mascot Chiño
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
can’t sleep and got nothing better to do so I’m watching some tennis replays and just lmao Pegula that seat did her so dirty
Jess Pegula sitting on the bench at Dubai and her feet can’t touch the ground
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
this is a cruel joke
Eintracht Frankfut 0 - BK Häcken 3 and Doorsoun was vote d best player on OneFootball (she had an awful match)
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
this is getting absurd lmao
“Auger-Alliassame” scorebug where Felix’s Wario is at deuce against himself in the 3rd game of a made up matchyeah I got nothing, this scorebug at Indian Wells is just fucked beyond comprehension
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
the hell going on here
WTA scorebug with Anna Kalinskaya’s name messed up and GBR1 next to it for some reason
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jeremejeff scored a brace of penalties to put PAOK top of the Greek table
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this day just gets worse
red star beat Partizan 3-0
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
seriously how do you have the Slovenia flag a fucking day after the Italian broadcast got reamed out for the same issue?!?!
US vs Slovakia in the men’s hockey semifinal, but NBC put the Slovenian flag in place of the Slovakian
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
spongebob bowing for Nicole Anyomi
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
immediately before the first int
me: “Pats really winning this game smh”

my friend: “Thank you JB”
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Leon Goretzka stare (idk how to add the sticker itself in this app)
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I guess this is funny if you pronounce the ch incorrectly
ESPN FC making a terrible pun on Federico Chiesa’s name, “Macaroni and Chiesa”
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
looking at this more and like I know we’ve praised Krösche in the past, but idk if he’s made the best decisions, we could easily be trending towards a Schalke rn
Eintracht Frankfurt capology page with the following salaries:
Robin Koch - €5.6 mil
Ritsu Doan - €5.6 mil
Jonathan Burkardt - €4.9 mil
Rasmus Kristensen - €4.7 mil
Arthur Theate - €4.1 mil
Mario Götze - €4.1 mil
Michael Zetterer - €3.7 mil
Ellyes Skhiri - €3.4 mil
Michy Batschuayi - €3.4 mil
Mo Dahoud - €3.2 mil
Hugo Larsson - €2.8 mil
Nene Brown - €2.2 mil
Fares Chaibi - €1.9 mil
Elye Wahi - €1.9 mil
Arnaud Kalimuendo - €1.8 mil
Can Uzun - €1.3 mil
JM Bahoya - €1.1 mil
Ansgar Knauff - €940,000
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
y’all Fiorentina are out of the drop zone for the first time this season
Serie A table from 5th down after 21 matchdays:
5 Juventus 39 points
6 Como 37 points
7 Atalanta 32 points
8 Bologna 30 points
9 nazio 28 points
10 Udinese 26 points
11 Sassuolo 23 points
12 Cremonese 23 points
13 Parma 23 points
14 Torino 22 points
17 Cagliari 22 points
16 Genoa 20 points
17 Fiorentina 17 points
18 Lecce 17 points
19 Piss 14 points
20 Hellas Verona 14 points
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
lol I’ve had Pupienus as the background since I first got an iphone in high school
my phone with a bust of the short-reigned Roman Emperor Pupienus
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
ngl I gave this a chuckle
woman wearing a shirt saying “surely not everybody was kung fu fighting” seen in the stands at the Hobart WTA 250
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
lmaooo
Maya Joint’s birthplace listed as Detroit, MI, Australia. She was of course born in Michigan in the United States, but competes for Australia bc of her father.
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
why do you think I’m saying this lol, they’re also our first game back after the break
Frauen Bundesliga standings, Hoffenheim is ahead of Frankfurt by 2 points
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
money well spent today
Denzel Curry’s Zuu on vinyl
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Finally started putting shit up in my room, need to find my Jags flag tho. Also I swear I’m not a Caps fan lol
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
have you no shame
an email from William and Mary:

“John,

Still looking for a meaningful last-minute gift? We’ve got you covered. 

This year, consider making a gift to William & Mary in honor of a loved one. It’s a simple way to celebrate someone special while making a difference for students, faculty and the entire W&M community.”
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
probably the worst license plate I’ve ever seen
a Virginia license plate with the text “OFNDED” with the helmet of a team I shall not name
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
welp that is not the position to take
Dan Murphy of Sportsnet on Twitter, “JR says he doesn’t believe that #canucks  have to go “full blown rebuild”. But they will trade more players for draft capital. Not looking to trade their first round picks. UNLESS for really good young player.”
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
they deleted it, but screenshots live forever
Minnesota Wild tweet about a feature with Zeev Buium posted about the same time news broke that he was traded
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John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I have no words at this point. Combined losses of 18-4 between the men and women this week across 4 games.
FCN 5 - Frankfurt 3
Frankfurt had 25 shots to Nürnberg’s 6 and eight on target to Nürnberg’s 5 (no saves for Frankfurt, fuck we need Winkler healthy)
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