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Johnathan Davids

@johnathandavids.bsky.social
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I am Johnathan Davids, but you can call me Johnny boy, amazing father of two many children, currently unemployed (previous Class-A oil taker driver) American.

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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Taking the boat out with my beer buddy Mevan when his foot gets caught in the achor and he sinks to the bottom of the lake. Lesser men would've pulled him back up instantly, but I let him stay down there for a bit so he can think about what he's done.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I ate a brown mismatch of groundbeef, milk, cream cheese, and mayonaise for breakfast. Been coughing up curtled chunks all afternoon.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I owned a similar dog back in the 60's. I'd shoot squirrels out of the tree for him to feed on.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
My coworked Todd keeps pouring yellow vials into my coffee when my back is turned. I should be suspicious, but whatever it was has never made me feel more alive.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Made a #pizza the other month out of egg and marmite, then laid the biggest kidney stone of my life. Stay safe out there folks.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
This is a good one. The same thing happens to me with beer. My kids tell me to stop, but they don't understand how good I feel.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Happened to my nephew's gerbil.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I ate soup with raw chicken the other month and was bedridden for almost a week. Would've loved for some care during that time, but my family has been avoiding me like the plague.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
My uncle wouldn't let me sit in his antique chairs when I was younger because i'd drink gallons of milk and stain the furnature from my other end.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Creature bit me on the finger and is now doing hypnotizing moves from within the glass. Don't know if I'll make it.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Son's "mancave", he growls and spits at me when I walk in.
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
My pals at the pub are all worried about my exessive drinkinging, but any drink is good drink am I right fellas?
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Johnathan Davids @johnathandavids.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
I made a simular arguement about my nipple shirt. Got written up.
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