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John Adler

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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 23h
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Fred Claus
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Check out this sick backflip!"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
really brings new context to that famous tweet riffing on outkast's ms jackson
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"It's called a 'television' dipshit"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Duran Duran
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A fun thing for reporters to do would be to ask Republicans "can I get your thoughts on the passing of former Republican speaker Hastert?" without providing any other context and see how many of them simply don't know his history
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, James! What are you doing out here with none of this ass? Zero cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, no ass. The sun is still out"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, there is only one Chair Man I care about
Tim Robinson from the TV show "The Chair Company"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[MAX MUNCY]: Hi I'm Max Muncy. I'm a 3B drafted by the A's and my birthday is Aug 25 [SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: Nice to meet you, Max. Who is your friend? [MAX MUNCY]: Hi I'm Max Muncy. I'm a 3B drafted by the A's and my birthday is Aug 25 [SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]:
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, I thought I knew but good to get confirmation
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Impeach Rob Manfred
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey Steve, just came here to remind you about your wallet inspector appointment later today. See you in a few hours!
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tfw you've both literally and figuratively screwed the pooch
An image of current FBI director and future federal inmate Kash Patel
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Facebook banned Trump!" is a thing you can say when asked about the govt banning journalists they don't like if the journalist asking the question won't point out the difference between govt and private businesses. Also they banned him for inciting an insurrection, but Welker won't say that either
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This old fucking loser wants to tear down a memorial to a much more popular president BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET HIM PUT HIS NAME ON IT"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This old fucking loser is so stupid he doesn't realize people are only nice to him because they want something from him"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This old fucking loser can't stay awake and can barely walk"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This old fucking loser started a war with Iran and got his ass handed to him"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This old fucking loser tried to rig mail in ballots but his own SC appointees told him to pound sand"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This old fucking loser threw a big party for himself in DC this summer and NOBODY WANTED TO GO"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's important for Dems to point out how Trump has wrecked the economy and made things more expensive but we should not forget to highlight just how big of a fucking loser he is
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lots of talk recently about Trump and how fucking stupid he is and not enough about Bret Stephens and how he is equally dumb as shit
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not just his handlers but also Klobuchar. She nods and mouths "AYE" just before McConnell corrects
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"President Xi is nice to me and he helps me make money so who cares if he helps Iran kill our soldiers?" is basically what he's saying here
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is a thursday after all
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, looking at the devil in this picture
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Your own Passenger Ferbus
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is what mr met looks like out of uniform sorry I do not make the rules
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
that's the good stuff right there
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Men with poor diets, high stress, and little physical activity rarely live past 80 🤞
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Trump's move to cover up the Epstein files may have backfired as no one from his inner circle has been held accountable"
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've read "Flag Cake" so many times and I really don't think there is a better, more succinct way to describe how things felt around that time. It's perfect.
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ah look an #OldFriend and an #OldFiend
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just don't get why they allow it. If a team decides that a game is unwinnable, they should just forfeit. It's like an NFL team letting a DT play QB if they're down by 35 in the 4th* *nevermind I would actually love to see this
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Joe Rogan has said a number of equally offensive things but not only are politicians not told to shun him, they are *encouraged* to meet with him!
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I don't know who that is but it sounds like they fucking suck shit" is a perfect response for all these creeps
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't understand getting mad about the term "spreadsheet people". I've worked in sales all my life. You could label me a trade show trollop. Call me a Salesforce slut. Tell me I'm a dirty little cold calling cuck. Spit in my face. Now do it again. Doesn't bother me!
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Homer, you've got it set on 'whoop whoop'"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
and Bret pretty explicitly tried to get the dude fired! It's not 'whataboutism' to note that none of the leaders of the "cancel culture" moral panic gave a shit about people facing consequences for their views. They just wanted their own rancid opinions not to get pushback.
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jud Buechler-ass clowns
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Obama advisors are like the 4th guy off the bench for the '96 Bulls. Yeah, you won but I don't think your 2.7 ppg is the reason why
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ah! My bad. I'm now learning that the above pictures are actually of Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka. HERE are some pictures of Trump and Natalie Harp. Still don't understand these sordid allegations. What do you think?
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is this crazy conspiracy theory about Trump and Natalie Harp having an affair. I don't know what the truth is but just look at these pictures of the two of them together and make up your own mind
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm choosing to read this in Billy Corgan's voice
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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