john noob @john.neatdu.de · 11/08/2025Sounds tasty, do you sprinkle it on top or mix it with the grounds while brewing? 110
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 11/08/2025accidentally stirred my coffee with a spoon that i used to scrape the seeds out of a jalapeño last night. the coffee was delicious and spicy, am i onto something here ?🤔 2330
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 17/07/2025i've been combining salsa + hummus, and calling it "summus". It sticks to tortilla chips much better than regular salsa. 130
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 17/03/2025media.tenor.com/ifFJH4CRxdAA...media.tenor.coma crying smiley face with tears coming out of it 's eyesALT: a crying smiley face with tears coming out of it 's eyes 020
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 28/02/2025literally 30 seconds after i had just fixed all of them too 050
Reposted by john noobkinjiro @brandonlepine.bsky.social · 25/01/2025what’s good bluesky my name’s brandon but i also go by kinjiro. i draw weird vibrant abominations. looking for other cool artists/people in general! looking forward to getting to know yall 🤙 4487
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 30/12/2024HBD EP!!media.tenor.coma pikachu wearing a straw hat and sunglasses says yippie yayayayay yippe yippie .ALT: a pikachu wearing a straw hat and sunglasses says yippie yayayayay yippe yippie . 110
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 19/12/2024☑️ single layer of meat ☑️ cold un-toasted bread ☑️ soft wilted lettuce ☑️ somehow soggy, yet dry ☑️ faint taste of plastic packaging oh you wanted water too? that'll be another $7 020
Reposted by john noobEmma Vigeland @emmavigeland.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Love to "drain the swamp" by making... - A tobacco and mining lobbyist Chief of Staff - An Iraq War hawk Secretary of State - A Qatar and Amazon lobbyist Attorney General - A billionaire Wall St CEO Commerce Secretary - A billionaire hedge fund manager Treasury Secretary 52903142
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 24/11/2024media.tenor.compatrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and penALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and pen 060
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 22/11/2024something that really irks me is when a customer support line has you on hold, and the hold music actually slaps, yet they choose to interrupt it every 15 seconds just to say "your call is important to us, please continue to hold" 0241
Reposted by john noobchrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 19/11/2024*time traveler at liquor store* cashier: just the beers? that'll be 21.54 time traveler: great year 11021
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 19/11/2024i used to wake up early on saturday mornings to watch pokemon, jackie chan adventures, static shock, and probably some other bangers i've forgotten about. good times 🥲 220
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 17/11/2024we had a shared Spotify session going on while playing and the vibes were impeccable 110
Reposted by john noob🍒 LucyL 🍒 @lucyl96.bsky.social · 17/11/2024idk i felt inspired 👾 @neatdude.bsky.social #pixelart #neatdude #art 51509
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 14/11/2024i respect how it doesn't behave in the way other apps do—serving up non-stop slop to keep you active for as long as possible. It kinda just says "here's a few new things" and lets you move along. 0210
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 13/11/2024crazy how they expect you to just drive a car on the ground like an absolute caveman 0400
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 12/11/2024are scam messages getting more devious? or did i just get looped in someone else's familial drama? 0230
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 12/11/2024Started up Tears of the Kingdom right after beating BotW last week. It feels like i only had the master sword for a total of 10 mins before it got destroyed. Guess i'll combine a stick and a rock ?media.tenor.coma video game character with a blue shirt and a blue swordALT: a video game character with a blue shirt and a blue sword 0210
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 08/11/2024internet has been out for 12 hours. exhausted every troubleshooting option I could. technician can’t come out until tomorrow. i’ve never felt more useless 🙃 1180
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 23/10/2024I thought it would be weird, but I don’t really look at the keys too often while typing. The only time it’s really an issue is when I’m typing a lot of numbers, surprisingly 020
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 21/10/2024you got this dudemedia.tenor.coma cartoon of patrick star meditating with the words manifesting mode engaged written below himALT: a cartoon of patrick star meditating with the words manifesting mode engaged written below him 050
john noob @john.neatdu.de · 21/10/2024gonna start pronouncing bluesky like it rhymes with "brewski" let me know 1618514
Reposted by john noobkush @kushd.bsky.social · 20/10/2024i made a team neat dude feed on here where you can keep up with everyones posts! still workin on it and adding members so hopefully it doesnt break bsky.app/profile/did:... 96813
