John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026I’m sure I’ll have made a change to this in 24 hours. 010
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026I don’t gamble much, but when I do, it’s because I have a really bad feeling about a Philly sports team. 110
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 18/09/2026I had a Very Best Wrong Answer place in the Top 15 at Learned League, thus cementing the fact that I am better at comedy than trivia. DISCLAIMER: still relatively bad at both, though. 020
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 16/08/2026Am I a Stubs Insider or Non-Member? You’ll never know. 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 09/07/2026I’ve now been to over half of the current MLB ballparks. Time for a ranking. Yes, I know, some obvious home cooking at the top. 010
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 05/07/2026Me walking around this minor league baseball team store… 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 05/04/2026Wow, I’ve got to check out what’s going on at the UPS Store these days. 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 20/02/2026I got a new car, and this is how it now greets me. cc: @michaellevin.bsky.social 130
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 20/01/2026Rushing over to Costco to get my Bespoke AI Washer and Dryer. 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 11/01/2026Nick Sirianni and Kevin Patullo getting ready to absolutely ruin this run of entertaining playoff games. 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 10/01/2026My daughter clearly has been contacted by the NFL and warned not to infringe any of their trademarks or copyrights. 030
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 04/01/2026The year I tried to commit to Letterboxd. Timothee Chalawich. 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 04/01/2026The customer is always right? No, the customer is almighty and all-knowing. 000
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 03/01/2026My son received a LEGO donut truck for Christmas. It comes with a cop who’s dropping a hundred bucks on donuts. 030
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 13/06/2025Ah yes, can’t wait to see what Mr. Beast has on offer at … LOWE’S HARDWARE 110
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 18/04/2025This is so funny to me because it looks like he either: 1. is responsible for said lab leak 2. is a lab leak himself and is walking out of the lab full of disease and mutant powers 021
John Carroll @john.gobirds.online · 28/11/2024@siracusa.bsky.social Currently reading the Silo trilogy, and look! There’s a small chance you may hear “hypercritical” on Apple TV one day! 010
