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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Next year David Peace will publish Strangeways, "the much-anticipated second novel of the Munich trilogy", which makes me ask - anticipated by whom? Did anyone know there was going to be a sequel to Munichs?
Faber catalogue page for Strangeways: "The much-anticipated second novel of the Munich trilogy: a fictional chronicle of Britain, sport and the formative scars of our collective past from the prize-winning author of The Damned Utd and Red or Dead.
Just three months after the Munich air disaster, sympathy for Manchester United is already running out, and Matt Busby is faced with the hard reality of having to rebuild a team and a club almost from scratch.
Strangeways is the story of how Matt Busby leads the club from the ruins of 1958 to the triumph of 1968, helped by the likes of Best, Law and Charlton; but it is also the story of those that Munich left behind, the survivors and their families, and of a city and a country through a decade of dramatic change."
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see that incorrect hyphens have now made it to BBC News headlines. This is what happens when you don't crack down on them.
Braid-creator Jonathan Blow on making the 'biggest puzzle game ever'
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I downloaded the album and am finding it sovereign.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean they weren't alone were they
Childminder who left 27 children alone in her home pleads guilty to neglect
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe it was the same source that this passage, from the Times obit of Archer, used, though it puts it (a bit) more diplomatically. www.thetimes.com/uk/obituarie...
This success was no thanks to critical opinion. One review of that first book said that "the writing, especially the dialogue, is bad beyond belief", setting the tone for many later reviews. It was true that, judged by serious standards, Archer's books were lamentable, though those are not the standards by which popular fiction has ever been judged.
His wife helped him to write the first book, and over the years Archer relied on a great deal of assistance from others. His longstanding editor, Richard Cohen, admitted that Archer's manuscripts, with their childish handwriting and semiliterate spelling, needed endless work.
It was also part of Cohen's task to calm Archer's wilder ambitions, telling him that he was not likely to win the Booker prize, or the Nobel. All the same, said Cohen, "his books do convey the sweat and noise of a recognisably real world".
For those not fastidious about prose style they had gripping plots of a kind. The dialogue remained laughably bad, in a way that could never have issued from human lips: "Frank, we have been friends for over 50 years. Equally importantly, as my legal adviser you have proved to be a shrewd advocate."
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
School photos must be one of the last great rip-offs in the digital age. Eighteen quid for four 4x6 photos that you could print out in Boots or Tesco for less than 20p each! Plus, who has an optical drive these days to pop a CD into?
Price sheet showing, inter alia, four 6x4 photos for £18, three 7x5 for £24 etc.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hard to say
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This says so much about tech nomenclature.
App Store app page

“Wibbi Vive
Formerly Physiotec”
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bookalikes
Ismail Kadare’s The File on H, Harvill Press 1997, showing a photo of three hatted and walking-sticked men, dressed in formal suits, looking at the camera John Berger’s About Looking, NYRB classics 2026, using the same photo
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminds me of Will Gompertz meeting JK Rowling.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is Andy Burnham the first prime minister in my lifetime who actually likes fiction and poetry? I feel quite moved to hear him talk with genuine enthusiasm about Tony Harrison’s V.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No one has the faintest idea as to why we exist…” From The Pornogapher by John McGahern:
I can see how you've fallen between two schools. You should have written it as plain biography, with copious, boring footnotes. That way no one would doubt you. No one has the faintest idea as to why we exist but everybody is mad for every sort of info about other existences. That way they can enjoy their own - safely. You can't beat life for that sort of thing.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
U ok hun? You haven’t touched your Jaffaween Cake Bars
Jaffaween Cake Bars
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Richard Ford will publish a (short: 128pp) memoir, How I Got On, in April next year, with Open Borders Press.
NON-FICTION

RICHARD FORD
How I Got On
A Memoir

With irony and a light touch, Ford explores what it means to be a writer and what the novel can - and must - continue to be today: a form of truth and an exploration of life, in which the personal and the political are inextricably intertwined.

This book is far more than a mere essay; it is a story of a life, of the writing process, and of a love for words. Through memories, literary influences, and personal encounters, Richard Ford recounts his journey into literature and the texts and ideas that inspired him - from his debut, A Piece of My Heart, to The Sportswriter, which introduced Frank Bascombe, the protagonist of the five books that have been hailed as having "changed American literature." Moving beyond a youthful wariness of politics, Ford comes to recognise that every narrative, however private, inevitably possesses a political dimension, as it examines the fraught relationship between the individual and the community.

How I Got On represents a concise and compelling statement on the making of a novelist in the contemporary American tradition.

RICHARD FORD is author of the novels
The Sportswriter; Independence Day, winner of the Pulitzer Prize and the PEN/Faulkner Award;
The Lay of the Land; and the New York Times bestseller Canada, winner of the Prix Femina in France. His short story collections include the bestseller Let Me Be Frank with You, Sorry for Your Trouble, Rock Springs, and A Multitude of Sins, which contain many widely anthologised stories.
He is also winner of the Princess of Asturias Prize for Literature.

RICHARD FORD
HOW I GOT ON
A Memoir

Pb with flaps, B-format • 128pp • £11.99 - 978-1-0666351-7-7 - 1.iv.2027
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
usually strait-laced
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reminds me of Martin Amis’s line re gym jargon, that "the brain cells traditionally used for words have been contextually reallocated to the building of muscle".
Among his gym friends, the rising prices have even been given a nickname - "proteinflation"
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wtf is “3pm swamp crotch”?
Instagram ad for Family Jewels, which appears to be some sort of cream to stop you getting ‘swamp crotch’?? AI pics show a man holding his crotch with flames coming out of it, and another man cool and collected with a huge tube of Family Jewels beside him
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I asked about this and was told that yes, the journalist mean to say 'morbid' or similar. The erroneous 'mawkish' has now been whisked away.
Earl Spencer emphasises its country house happiness, with dens, dogs and horses, but it's also dotted with cruelty, with violent nannies and the "mindless and often destructive" tradition of boarding schools.

A boy who accidentally shot and killed his father gets the nickname
"Baghdad".
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two new titles in the Penguin Modern Classics crime and espionage series, coming next month. The Bodelsen was of course made into a BBC TV series starring Johnny Ball. Also, anyone know what country that keyboard layout on the cover of Rear Window is from?
Cornell Woodrich’s Rear Window and other stories. Cover shows a typewriter with layout 

QZERTYUIOP
ASDFGHJKLM
WXCVBN
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I missing something or is the nickname referred to here the opposite of mawkish? Surely it's a slightly mean joke about 'bagging' (shooting) his dad?
Earl Spencer emphasises its country house happiness, with dens, dogs and horses, but it's also dotted with cruelty, with violent nannies and the "mindless and often destructive" tradition of boarding schools.

A boy who accidentally shot and killed his father gets the mawkish nickname "Baghdad".
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m normally acknowledgements-sceptic when it comes to fiction, but I can only offer a nod of respect for Louise Kennedy’s in her new novel Stations. Real ‘without whom’ stuff.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

I am grateful to my oncologist, Professor Paul Donnellan, and the staff of University Hospital Galway who continue to look after me. And to those who work in medical research - in particular the legend who figured out how to use Chinese hamster ovary cells against melanoma - I owe you my life.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember the Penguin Classics edition of Lolita that stripped out the intro by ‘John Ray, Jr.’ (which is part of the novel)? Louise Willder, in her new book The Book Was Better, discloses that the same edition of Pale Fire was almost published without Charles Kinbote’s intro and notes…
Metafiction can wrongfoot publishers too. There was once a move at Penguin to free the classics from scholarly introduc-tions, so somebody decided it would be a good idea to reissue Nabokov's Pale Fire without its foreword or footnotes.* The only problem was that they were part of the novel's metafictional joke: the creation of an invented writer called Charles Kinbote, who we soon realise is a lunatic, believing himself to be king of a country called Zembla. The mistake was caught before the book went to press - but not the misspelling Nabkov' on the spine. Ouch.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The Lucky Ones was her first book that isn’t funny. One day, all Cusk novels would be like this.”* I ranked Rachel Cusk’s books for The Guardian. *this line cut for space, so don’t go looking for it
Newspaper page from The Guardian of my ranking of Cusk’s books. Too much text to ALT, but ranking is

10 Life of M
9 The Lucky Ones
8 Saving Agnes
7 The Temporary
6 Second Place
5 A Life’s Work
4 Arlington Park
3 In the Fold
2 The Country Life
1 Outline trilogy
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Helen Garner on the cons and pros of being a writer. (From ‘On Turning Fifty’, from True Stories: Collected Short Non-Fiction)
and grim stubbornness required in order to keep going; the episodes of elation, the occasional sense of hitting your stride, or of being in tune with the force that creates the feeling that now you've got it, now you can't put a foot wrong then the guilt you feel, when your work's going well, that you are allowed to spend your days having this much fun and ultimately being paid for it, while others have jobs in offices or schools, and bosses, and laid-down work hours they have to stick to—then the arrival next morning at your desk, the dropping away of the floor from under your feet as you see the thinness of what yesterday seemed so rich and right; the picking up of the pen, the dogged keeping going-the sickly envy of people with jobs, because they have got bosses to tell them what to do next, and work hours that finish at a certain regular time so they can go home, and holidays, and secretaries, and superannuation-and they're allowed to ask for help; the pathetic pleas for encouragement you make, invariably to the wrong person—a child, a husband, a parent— someone who can't possibly know the right thing to say, or who is in the grip of some barely conscious hostility towards you that they can't help expressing at the most destructive possible moment; the hatred of your own name, because of its connection with this slogging labour and with the expectations which you have caused the outside world to have of you, and that you're afraid you'll never live up to; the despair of feeling trapped inside your own style.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Disappointed when I realised this photo of Louise Kennedy does *not* show her flaunting a cigarette holder.
Louise Kennedy with a wry smile and one hand raised from the elbow with a pen protruding from her hand
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think you’ll find the technical term is conjunctivitis.
A pack of Gummy Eyeballs sweets
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was pleased to see the BT piper has been able to pick up some new work when I passed a window cleaner’s van recently.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes it was scheduled for Oct 2014. See pic. The new one linked above is also on Amazon as published in 2022 and ‘currently unavailable’, so I won’t hold my breath.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘What I can’t understand,’ Brookner once said, ‘is the radical inauthenticity of some women’s novels that are written to a formula: from the peatbogs of Killarney to the penthouses of Manhattan, orgasms all the way!’
Brookner’s novels A Family Romance, A Private View, Incidents in the Rue Laugier and Altered StatesFamily and Friends, Brief Lives, A Closed EyeA Start in Life, Providence, Look at Me, Hotel du LacThe Next Big Thing
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘Allow me to put the record straight,’ she wrote to The Times letters page. ‘I am 46, and have been for some years past.’
When Brookner won the Booker Prize, she became a public figure, which led to one uncomfortable experience.
Before publishing her debut three years earlier, Brookner had altered her date of birth in the directory Who's Who from 1928 to 1938. After her Booker win, an eagle-eyed observer spotted the change and informed the press.
Private Eye (which referred to her winning novel as A Stroke du Luck) observed that 'nothing, it seems, can be more rejuvenating than winning the Booker Prize'. When the story was also covered in the Times, Brookner put pen to paper. 'Allow me to put the record straight, she wrote to their letters page. 'I am 46, and have been for some years past?
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jay McInerney and Bret Easton Ellis meet on the afternoon of 9/11.
At Bret's apartment we watched CNN for half an hour. We kept telling each other we couldn't believe this. I noticed an invitation to a book party on Bret's kitchen counter. "I'm glad I don't have a book coming out this month," I said - a selfish and trivial response to the disaster, but one I thought he would understand. Nobody was going to be talking about fiction this week. "I was just thinking that same thing," he said, with obvious relief.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Onion’s “Who is our favourite Commedia dell’Arte character?” poll, with all names scoring 0% and “Don’t know” on 100%
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reminds me of Barry Humphries' library
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I see Small Man Syndrome has a new poster boy
‘Danny Tommo’, looking like a three-quarters scale model of Ant Middleton, rousing his rabble outside the Daily Mail offices
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I told you this☝️was bullshit.
screenshot from Duolingo which now says my language skills are a short distance away from level 70 (“read a short story”), whereas in the post above, it said 61 was enough to read a short story.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying to decide whether to pay for express delivery.
Two delivery options on a retail website:

Standard - Free
Royal Mail tracked. Your items will usually arrive within 3-5 days of your order being placed

Express £5.99
Royal Mail Tracked 24. Your items will usually arrive within 3-5 working days of your order being placed
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Blake Morrison on what it cost him (not his publisher) to include lines from pop lyrics in his 2007 novel South of the River.
My editor was more cautious and at the last minute someone from the publishing house helpfully secured the permissions on my behalf. I still have the invoices. For one line of Jumping Jack Flash: €500. For one line of Wonderwall': €535.
For one line of 'When I'm Sixty-Four': £735. For two lines of 'I Shot the Sheriff: €1,000. Plus several more, of which only George Michael's 'Fast Love' came in under £200. Plus VAT. Total outlay: €4,401.75. A typical advance for a literary novel by a first-time author wouldn't meet the cost. And doubtless permission fees are far more expensive these days - the novel came out in 2007.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Diary of Virginia Woolf, vols 1-5, published by Penguin between 1979 and 1984. Cover photos are by Peter Williams, researched by Rebecca Greenberg.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Incredible tribute here from the BBC to Gloria whatshername.
BBC headline: How Gloria Steinham [sic] changed the lives of generations of women
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am enjoying this book, and enjoying the author photo even more. “Get up, Colin, the photographer’s here.”
Colin Thubron’s novel Passage. Blue cover with a drawing of a hot air balloonThubron, hair askew, shirt creased and face and upper chest kind of… grubby? Also eyes like pissholes in the snow
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm going to see Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon, dear. Then I think I might go to Canada. Parseword #217 ⏱️ 3m52s ✅ 1 Assist 🧝 Secret Found
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wasps need AI
Google AI overview for "I am a wasp trapped in a man's t-shirt, what should I do"

• Al Overview
Stop buzzing and crawl upward toward the collar opening to escape.
How to Escape
• Stay calm: Stop flying against the cotton fabric. Flying makes the human panic and slap the shirt.
• Find the light: Look for bright light. Light shows where the neck hole or sleeve opening is.
• Crawl, do not fly: Walk on the inside of the shirt. This keeps you low until you reach the exit.
• Save your sting: Do not sting the human. A sting ends your life, and it makes the human fight back harder
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finally found out what’s at the end of the rainbow
A rainbow in a grey sky descending to a branch of B&M Bargains
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah I think that's right. Here's the photo I refer to in the piece. The problem is that all the garish ones blur into one, and simultaneously prevent you from noticing the more muted ones (which are never shelved face-out anyway).
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the great (relatively) unsung masterpieces of 20th century European fiction, reissued by Penguin Modern Classics in November.
Ágota Kristóf - the Notebook Trilogy
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just got an email from me, to me, promoting my article.
Extract from the Guardian’s Inside Saturday newsletter with my headshot and an intro I wrote  to the piece I wrote 

Text:

29/08/2026
'Sometimes the ecstatic praise for a book from other authors is just invented'

In this weekend's magazine: Industry insiders reveal the tricks of the publishing trade; the surgeon who's operated on 200 bears; and Gordon Brown on global politics and the new PM

John Self

Can you remember how you chose the last book you read? Were you an independent-minded spirit making an entirely free choice, or were you pushed in that direction by a thousand tiny nudges from all the people behind the book you eventually went for - the cover designer, the blurb writer, the bookseller? Maybe you saw it on TikTok or Instagram from an influencer you trust - in which case, was the book their own free choice, or was the publisher paying them to promote it?
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yet…
Some shooting stars suddenly slid past, describing a course in the sky like the parabola of a monstrous rocket.

'My word,' said Bouvard, 'look at those worlds disappearing.’

Pecuchet replied:

‘If our world in its turn danced about, the citizens of the stars would be no more impressed than we are now. Ideas like that are rather humbling.’

'What is the point of it all?’

'Perhaps there isn't a point.'

'Yet…’ and Pecuchet repeated the word two or three times, without finding anything more to say.

— Gustave Flaubert, Bouvard and Pecuchet, 1881
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Groove Armada? Hey, I remember them! They had tha— …huh, what an insult!
Bus shelter poster advertising a Groove Armada DJ set (with a SpecSavers logo in the corner)Small print: 

Take our free 3-minute hearing screening

Event for over 50s only / the original rave generation
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Psalms: A Companion by Susan Gillingham - a reproduction of and commentary on all 150 psalms, with the references in the index running from Bono and Buzz Aldrin to Evelyn Waugh and Oscar Wilde. Out next month.
Green cloth hardback with black lettering of title and author, and a line illustration of a lyre, a bird and two deer.
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