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John Martell

@john-martell.bsky.social
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Came here to escape the clutches of the hellsite. Will post occasionally. Lebron over Jordan. Lemieux over Gretzky. Everything else is negotiable.

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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whoa whoa whoa. Tom and Jerry and Scooby Doo are on Tubi, and you wouldn’t find any of them consorting with Kanter.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saddened I didn’t see this in the replies.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is one of my favorite Wikipedia articles if you haven’t seen it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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List of predictions for autonomous Tesla vehicles by Elon Musk - Wikipedia
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sell their houses to who, Ben?!?!?
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Lebron against Chicago in Game 4 of the 2015 Eastern Conference semis. Watching that crowd deflate as he hit the game winner was an all-time sports moment for me.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Conversely having anyone to root for on the Pirates feels like a miracle.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Prison or Hell. Neither is undeserved.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I work at a car company. I have a 2017 RAV4 that I bought new and aside from having over 100K miles is in great working condition. And people literally dunk on it daily, ignoring the fact that I haven’t had a car payment in 4 years.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a row of hockey players wearing easton helmets sit on the bench
ALT: a row of hockey players wearing easton helmets sit on the bench
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This woman is a psychopath. How she managed for so long to even present the faintest veneer of decency is truly mind boggling. These people have lost their GD minds.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Very cool and easy to use interface. Great work.
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Michael E. Carter @deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex was disarmed, pinned, and then executed.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social Do something. Get your Senate colleagues to grow a spine and stop this insanity.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi. He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael. At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk. Wael died on Friday at age 30. ICE caused his death. They didn’t get to say goodbye.
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Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Cool.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I went to Notre Dame. I’m a huge Notre Dame fan. If it comes down to Miami vs. ND, it should not even be a conversation. It should be Miami.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It’s Tom Cruise. But a not distant second place should be Harrison Ford, particularly after he’s been a revelation on Shrinking.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Insert PierceBrosnan.jpeg.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Thank you for blessing my timeline with this. What an absolute GOAT.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Waiting.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
0-2 they went for 2 after the first miss.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
youtu.be/BlIREcAu0PI?...
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YG - FDT ft. Nipsey Hussle (Official Audio)
YouTube video by YGVEVO
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
We haven’t told this idiot to shut the f%*# up here enough clearly. The actual BlueSky literati have failed.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Supremely impressive if you don’t understand how anything works and/or are willing to outsource thinking to something very stupid.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Not going to lie, I like my list.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The interview with Karl Urban and John Cho where they are asked where they would teleport to is an all time comedic masterpiece.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Hell or High Water always. Or if you are looking for something more recent Heretic.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Won’t someone think of the children? The Supreme Court is fine with your kids getting shot and killed in schools but draws the line when there’s literature that shows children that gay people exist.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is not normal at all. This is Nazi stuff.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Paolo by a decent margin.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
You're a Bunch of Cowards! by @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social: www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
@dkthomp.bsky.social why exactly are you trying to have good faith arguments with neo-nazis? Truly pathetic. Hope the book plug was worth it.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Start with Drink Don’t Need No Mix with him and Shaboozey assuming said redneck likes country.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@schatz.bsky.social you’re a coward.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Primary Schumer and Gillibrand. We need fighters.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ioniq 5 or 6.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
All the way.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Damn, that one guy would really have not wanted to catch smoke in Temecula.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hell of a haul and a hell of a day.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Find something you love to do exercise wise and do it. It gets harder and harder as you age, and it’s a lot easier when you are doing something you like.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When will the Democrats step the f*%# up as the opposition party? How do you let the Lakers get Luka?
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Every ounce of chaos. Every single person that is hurt. Conditional aid for disasters. The list goes on and on. The cruelty is and always has been the point. You wanted this, and if you are even capable of a minute of self reflection, I hope you feel ashamed.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Most fun Notre Dame season I’ve had since becoming a fan my freshman year. Proud of the fight in this team. Go Irish forever and always. 🍀
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Now that's a headline.
theguardian.com
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just one version of WP but Walder said FG was the correct decision.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Holy shit. That’s so good.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My daughter did her first mile run, and this kid is an assassin. 6 years old and an 8:42 pace. That is faster than she has ever run by 46 seconds. So proud of her for her accomplishments and tenacity.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
For my 37th birthday, my wife treated me to seeing the GOAT one last time.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wow. I had never heard this song before, and tears welling up in my eyes before I head into work was not the Friday I expected.
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John Martell @john-martell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Going to Zach Bryan on 12/3. Let’s go!
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