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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cooper Rash is nothing more than a bad memory. Just insert a little Penix and good things happen. Apparently.

John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jalen Coker is fifth in receiving yards (204) and seventh in targets (18) through the first two weeks of play. DK Metcalf has the fourth-most targets (19) and 67 total receiving yards.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All I’m saying, is maybe let Jameis Winston get a week of reps with the 1’s and a start before we anoint every other backup QB as a target. Which one of those other backups has a 5,000-yard season on their resume?

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Breaking: most of the players you drafted with expectations are injured or about to be.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

December of 1900, three lighthouse workers in Flannan Isles, Scotland disappeared without a trace after a brief storm. Their oil skins and meals were left behind. This mystery remains unsolved. The Atlanta Falcons having three prime time games is still more puzzling.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Daejon Love and Marvin Harrison Jr. had the same amount of catches today.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I make lists of games I want to replay to look at certain things, plays, players, coverages vs. alignments, etc. Denzel Boston is going to force me to rewatch the Browns. I have a sneaking suspicion that he is legit.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In a game where they are trailing, in the third quarter, Jacoby Brissett bas targeted Marvin Harrison Jr. one time.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Deshaun Watson: 24/30 238 yards 2 tds / 0 INTs 6 / 23 on the ground They beat the Bucs. Does Watson get the start next week at home?

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today marks the first time Baker Mayfield gets to face Deshaun Watson after the trade that brought Watson to town. It will be a game I’m paying attention to.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I always forget how much I love the Prime Vision broadcast.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I know I’m supposed to be “all fantasy football” right now, but this needs publicly addressed. This is Addi, my rescue Vizsla. This is Addi trying to tell ME, the man who gave her dinner, that no one gave her dinner. Channeling Sarah McLachlan commercials…

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When it comes to #FantasyFootball, League median scoring > plain old H2H.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

For my #fantasyfootball crowd...do NOT forget to go dumpster diving. See who your leaguemates may have panic-dropped.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

23 pass attempts was all that was required for the Jaguars to beat the Browns. Myles Garrett may not have had an impact against the 49ers week one, but his absence is definitely an impact for the Browns.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

First player mentioned, Tyler Shough who threw for over 400 yards and three touchdowns.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There are reports that appear credible that state the NFL is pursuing obtaining the Josh Jacobs video prior to handing out any discipline. Something to monitor.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Good Fantasy Football morning to all who celebrate, even that bro in your league that drafted the wrong B. Robinson.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

SF 49ers backfield split: Christian McCaffrey: 10 att. 68 yards. 8 tgts, 5 recs/20 yards. Kaelon Black: 14 atts, 65 yards. 1 tgt, 1 rec/5 Black's usage was higher than anticipated.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Rams backfield split: Kyren Williams - 11 atts, 41 yards, 1 TD Blake Corum - 10 atts, 54 yards. Kyren saw three targets and had the red zone usage.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

AJ Brown is down, grabbing his ankle. He is walking off the field with the assistance of trainers.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It took into the second quarter for the first third-down conversion of this game.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It took into the second quarter for the first third-down conversion of this game.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Getting older means getting up to pee during the night. Sweet. It’s my body’s waiver alarm.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Brock Bowers injury, leading to surgery would have been handy news to be disclosed prior to the biggest fantasy draft weekend of the year.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We made it! Week one is upon us. Make sure you’re following @Fantrax for up to date content to help your fantasy football season. My first article of the in-season variety is about sleeper QBs. Take a look. fantraxhq.com/2026-fantasy...

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2026 Fantasy Football: Week 1 Quarterback Sleepers and Streamers

Are you ready for some football?! John Hesterman is and he's got his favorite Week 1 quarterback sleepers and streamers with him.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Finally, we’re to the point where I’m getting more notifications about #fantasyfootball than food.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

One week from today…I make no outside plans, will not attend your thing, will probably ignore texts/DM’s (*subject matter pending) I have a focus and I will consume that focus like a fat dude at a buffet. Hyper focus. Buckle up. Sunday is laundry day.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We haven’t talked about Michael Pittman’s potential PPR possession receiver role in Pittsburgh enough. The fantasy streets have been quiet on DK Metcalf and someone needs to catch passes. 76 year old Aaron Rodgers is deep-shot adverse. Pittman has sneaky value.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Jared Goff is gonna mess around and end up leading the league in passing yards and flirting with passing TD's...isn't he? -Home/Road splits are well documented -Outdoor games include BUF in Sept., CAR in Oct., ARI in...pfft, doesn't matter, MIA twice, ATL in DEC.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Dibs on renaming my fantasy football team “ChubaStank” if Jonathon Brooks doesn’t live up to the preseason hype.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We need a slur for managers who take all eight hours to make their pick on the turn in fantasy football slow drafts.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t know how your day is going, but I got quote-posted by the Sigmund Bloom today. So I’m all blushy and stuff.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We are one week away from ADP being meaningless.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Last season, Christian McCaffrey led all running backs in targets in the red zone (24), No surprise there. Know who had the second-most? Kenneth Gainwell with 17.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In just 11 short days, we all get to be pissed off when the wrong B. Robinson scores a touchdown.

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DLFootball @dynastyleaguefootball.com · 31/08/2026

Carson Beck impressed in his NFL debut and is still priced like an afterthought — QB31 in 1QB, QB37 in superflex. 🎯 If Arizona gives him a late-season look, that price won't last. 🔗

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Dynasty Drumbeat: Carson Beck - Dynasty League Football

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Does your day even truly start until you've hit that ear G-spot with a qtip?

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now Tim Curry also passed away at 80 years old. Gave me my first real scary movie experience and so many other memorable roles. Your legend lives on, may you rest in peace, sir.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My neck, my back…something something Mike Evans is injured.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We lost a legend today. Rest in peace Dolly Parton, who brought a lot of joy to a lot of people over a lot of years.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Wait wait wait... Jed York, owner of the 49ers, traveled to Ohio for a prostitute? Or did he just get one while there? I like Ohio, but I've never considered it a go-to for high-end prostitutes.

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John Hesterman @john-hesterman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m not mature enough to not giggle about this random water stain on the parking lot.

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