John @john-f.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@tobyfox.undertale.com This might be a long shot, but since we've only seen 3 humans in Deltarune and Undertale, and they've all been NB, are all humans in Deltarune and Undertale Nonbinary and reproduce asexually? 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I'm 20 years old and the poorer 3/4 of my friends are going through the same arc of, "I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Rich blonde white women act like the smallest unexpected thing is a personal insult to them. Like, "fuck you, I hope you die" and "i brought a can of tamales for dinner" get the same reaction. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Tip for the dentist: don't bite their tools seductively. They don't like that. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 26/05/20262 Israelis get pulled over by a police officer. The police officer says, "I'm looking for 2 child molesters" the Israelis turn to each other for a moment, turn back and say, "we'll do it." 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I understand why so many moms crash out now. I got scheduled back to back night shift day shift, double shifts in between burning the candle at both ends, my dad is crashing out on me saying my soul is broken because I yelled at my sister for making me miss my DND session 100
John @john-f.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Michael Jackson and Hideo Kojima both have effects on the media they make where if any other artist tried it first, they would be mocked, and the media would turn out terrible. But because MJ and Kojima are so good at what they do it works. 120
John @john-f.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm wondering if being strange is a genuine political strategy. Tell me deadass you WOULDN'T vote for a guy with decent stances on stuff and wore a cape and drank out of a gourd. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 01/05/2026When I was a tween I thought marriage was basically fwb but the benefits were financial as well. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Fuck Trump. The coffee tastes better when the Barista is trans The food tastes MUCH better when the vendor doesn't have papers. 010
John @john-f.bsky.social · 21/03/2026@terrycrewsofficial.bsky.social You have a fountain of youth in your backyard? I swear you got one of those installed when you hit 35. 000
Reposted by JohnLegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 12/03/2026Have we come up with a name for the policy of transferring immigrants to places they have zero connection to, don’t speak the language, and are often active war zones? I’d vote for “concentration flights.” 1634037
Reposted by Johnthey made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun 670143551995
John @john-f.bsky.social · 08/03/2026"I would kill for you" and "I would die for you" means nothing if you are not willing to live for yourself and them. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 15/02/2026"hey guys, water freezes at 32°F, 0°C. This is an objectively correct fact" on bluesky: 20 likes, 1 repost. On Twitter: 16 likes, 4 replies consisting of, "well what about...?" "I must be colorblind, I can only see green" On Bluesky: 1 like, from myself On Twitter: 10k likes, 500 retweets. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Thinking about immigrating to a European country by starting a GoFundMe called, "pay a liberal to leave the country" 110
John @john-f.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Socialist until Grandpa gives me $80 as a birthday and Christmas present lol 110
John @john-f.bsky.social · 03/02/2026AFAB polyamorous rock band calls themselves the Creamin' Clits 110
John @john-f.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The simultaneous pain of wanting to post, "papa needs Darkest Dungeon 2" and knowing someone's gonna reply, "papa should seek employment" 010
John @john-f.bsky.social · 29/01/2026What If There was A new kind Of haiku that used The fibbonacci sequence Instead of the classic five seven five sequence 120
John @john-f.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My body is a machine that turns .45 ACP rounds into dead Nazis. 010
John @john-f.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I have 2 Latinos that want me I need to get my passport ASAP 000
Reposted by Johnnorso @norso.bsky.social · 27/12/2025TETO #art #digitalart #clipstudiopaint #csp #clipstudio #kasaneteto #teto #tetokasane #重音テト #synthv #utau #vocaloid #synthesiserv #meme 37318
John @john-f.bsky.social · 28/12/2025If I had a nickel for every time I commissioned an artist, asked for updates semi-inconsistently, gotten little in terms of updates, ("it's good", "bad", or "I'll work on it on the weekend") then a whole year goes by and I get offered a refund, I'd have three nickels. 100
Reposted by JohnThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2025Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sl… 373154341
John @john-f.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Reminder to shoot armed, unidentified kidnappers. If they are a government agent, well they should've identified themselves. 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Far, far too many organizations, people, and corporations have gotten far, far too comfortable with ruining people's lives without being shot as a consequence. It's rather pathetic. 000
Reposted by JohnThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Read this. Then read it again. 6062624011236
John @john-f.bsky.social · 17/12/2025@aggrocrabgames.bsky.social @landfall.se Please I beg of you make the ability to save my game when playing offline because Windows crashed at the caldera, I was denied my victory. 000
Reposted by JohnGovernor Wes Moore @govwesmoore.bsky.social · 13/12/2025The White House continues to make our work harder. They’ve: ✂️ Cut funding for transportation and education 👎 Effectively told families in poverty “you’re on your own” ❌ Presided over the longest government shutdown in history 🚨 Failed to act after Western Maryland was hit by a devastating storm. 350121173533
Reposted by JohnAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Waste. Fraud. Abuse. 21464202616
John @john-f.bsky.social · 07/12/2025@tourdepizza.bsky.social !!!! MAKE A PIZZA TOWER MOVIE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURSmedia.tenor.comKratos Ares Destroy My Enemies And My Life Is Yours GIFALT: Kratos Ares Destroy My Enemies And My Life Is Yours GIF 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I'm a grown ass man drinking caprisun at an endodontist office. (The office had them available for guests) 010
Reposted by JohnCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/11/2025> @samsteindc.bsky.social 339147804310
Reposted by JohnStevieGeee💙🌊🩵🎨🐶🚘🎼💐🏳️🌈 🇮🇹 & Cher @steviegeee.bsky.social · 15/11/2025#RepublicansLieAboutEVERYTHING🤥 #RepublicansAreHypocrites🤥 #RepublicansAreCorrupt🕵️ #RepublicansCanNOTGovern❌ #RepublicansAreDestroyingUSA☄️ #RepublicansAreRacists🫥 #RepublicansAreHypocrites🤥 #EndTheRepublicanClownShow🤡 362108863460
Reposted by JohnThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/11/2025Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-a… 323973656
John @john-f.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Would carrot earbuds in zootopia be the equivalent of fried chicken earbuds IRL? 000
John @john-f.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I'm getting over a cold and it feels like someone's deepthroating me with a feather duster 000
Reposted by JohnShen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2025unmasked scooby-doo villain: AND I'VE WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY OWN LACK OF FORESIGHT AND PLANNING FOR VARIOUS CONTINGENCIES! fred: wow unmasked scooby-doo villain: what? fred: nothing, we've just never had someone take accountability like that 153653544
John @john-f.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I have friends in Venezuela. I don't want a war against them. 030
Reposted by Johnspooki•girl•cassiopeia @sadgirlcassi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025i don’t need my politicians to be clever on social media i need my politicians to obstruct the reich 25913200
John @john-f.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Bluesky isn't being used a ton and I think that's because people on bluesky are either too political or too discerning. We need more morons to post just the dumbest shit imaginable. 030
John @john-f.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Seeing indie devs watch speed runs is great because they're like, "oh yeah, the fuckshit glitch, we knew about that pretty early in development and thought it was kinda cool, so we kept it in" and AAA lead developers will watch a slide hop and shit themselves out of confusion and try to "fix" it. 010
