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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Super proud of this - got all the online achievements in Kirby Air Riders

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Kirby Air Riders tomorrow!! Who’s playing?

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Had a blast seeing the frost children in east london

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

What’s happening with grocery prices? I can’t afford to be fat anymore

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

90% of the things you worry about never happen. Which proves worrying really works

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Did you know you could only have 500 tabs open in Safari on iOS. I’ve reached the limit

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Does this ever happen to you? You’re the only one in the group who can tell something is “off” with a someone while everyone else loves the person. Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

New Kim Petras & Frost Children 🚨

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

A reminder for my wanna be skinny girlies: rimjobs are 0 cals

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Not even booking out an entire row of seats could save me from a group of evil teens ruining the conjuring for me 😢

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Starting to really enjoy these vegan sausages. They really grow on you

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Just saw 2 dudes vaccinating each other in the gym locker room

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I love how they say reduce stress to lose weight. What do you mean reduce stress, how?

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Hopefully this means we won’t have to wait 13 years for the next Final Destination movie $100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Happy Friday! I had a pleasant hour-long walk to get my steps in 🦶 I’ve been feeling a bit meh this week, so I only managed to go to the gym yesterday. I felt much better after. I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend ⭐️

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I’m missing my bunny so much tonight. I’d give anything to hold him one more time

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Sunset selfie from yesterday’s walk 🌅

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Sunset walk, getting those steps in 🌅

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

This was the best performance of her career!

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Asked chatgpt what my cat would look like as a human

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Getting my steps in. Coach upped my weight loss target to up to 900g a week, pray for me!

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

37000 people ahead of me trying to buy tickets for the mayhem ball

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Mayhem Ball tickets and Switch 2 pre-orders in the same week ☠️ In this economy? Pure homophobia

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Warmer days means more walks with this one

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Went to this giant cathedral last week to try and pray the gay away. Still craving dick 🍆

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Sun, sea and sandy toes. Just what I needed ☀️ 🌊 🦶

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Thanks for recommending Bournemouth, we had an amazing time!

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

We celebrated our 10th anniversary this week ❤️ I’m so lucky to be able to grow up with my best friend, he really brings out the best in me

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

If you haven't already today, please make sure to get in at least 4 hours of screen time. You are your phone’s whole world and life. You are all it knows, it misses you when you're productive. The dishes can wait.

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

My version of chem sex is a weed brownie and an earl gray

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

For the love of dilfs was terrible. Did I still watch all 3 seasons in one weekend? YES Proud to say I’m homophobic now

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Johan’s Joyride @johansjoyride.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Trying to plan a beach holiday for spring but since I am new to the UK I am not sure where is the best to go. Devon, Cornwall, Bournemouth all seem like good options I’ve only been to Brighton Any advice?

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