Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hear me Hear me! PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT! Keep your lawn mower in a cool dark place in the 30° plus Pretoria heat! We cannot afford the fuel evaporation right now!static.klipy.comAllyn Hane: Lawn Care Nut Selfie on GrassALT: Allyn Hane: Lawn Care Nut Selfie on Grass 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Take a BOW Wilco Louw Beat his opponent by winning the hit at every single scrum he enteredstatic.klipy.comSteve Carell: You're WelcomeALT: Steve Carell: You're Welcome 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Here goes: All Blacks by 4 France by 8 Ausie by 14 Scotland by 15 Springboks by 31 Argies by 10 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026All I have to say about my little baby UnderBulls last night Play like lemmings lose like lemmingsstatic.klipy.comPerson Jumps Off Cliff Into WaterALT: Person Jumps Off Cliff Into Water 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I hope those Big Leinster Bullies don't injure to many of my little baby Bulls team tonight 😬static.klipy.comRespeto: Boys Playing SoccerALT: Respeto: Boys Playing Soccer 242 4
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Not Russians, its that Stormers cult, I am sure of it! 020 2
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/05/2026How good that we have a URC team in the final of the Challenge and Champs Be lekker and bring home the bacon ladsmedia.tenor.coma man with long hair is holding a trophy in his handALT: a man with long hair is holding a trophy in his hand 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Leinster fans very critical of their team all over socials I see. Something that has been strange for us is that winning ugly is almost seen like a loss🤪 Beirne played well and managed the attack well. He was put under immense pressure and made a few mistakes! 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 03/04/2026How I joined a Cult you ask? Well I married into it and now I am not allowed to eat red meat on this Good Friday! So basically hell on earth 🌎 Or my wife will make me regret it for years!media.tenor.coma poster for the loudest voice shows a woman standing in a dark hallwayALT: a poster for the loudest voice shows a woman standing in a dark hallway 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Munster is quite a different team when Crowley plays. So is Ireland mind ye! 150 5
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Always a great battle when we face the Munster folk. Looking forward to it! Make sure you get some of our lekker biltong 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/03/2026When last was Munster killed like this 😬😬😬media.tenor.coma young man wearing glasses and a black t-shirt that says zeroALT: a young man wearing glasses and a black t-shirt that says zero 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Bulls play at Loftus against our enemies and winter is coming to. Barely 26° in Pretoria this past week 🥶 120 2
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Grew up in the far N of SA where its hot as hell. Prickly pears grew all over the place. We ate them daily. And cried from being stung 🤣🤣media.tenor.coma man is walking through a field of cactus plants .ALT: a man is walking through a field of cactus plants . 110 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Scotland needs to pick up speed if they want to make the 25 point win margin target I set for them or face a strong worded email from me in the morning 😎media.tenor.coma pixel art of a man with a speech bubble saying last warningALT: a pixel art of a man with a speech bubble saying last warning 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/02/2026All I ask from my Irish friends is a little faith! With JPG, Crowley and Bog Stu you can attack the line or play wide. So many options makes very difficult to set your Dmakes.it 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I told ye all Ireland got this, but you thought I was playin' Who's playing now bitches?media.tenor.coma man says i 'm not playing with you in front of a plantALT: a man says i 'm not playing with you in front of a plant 020 2
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I have it on good authority that the Ireland front row talked about getting a ham pineapple pizza after the match. Italy heard this and the rest is history.media.tenor.coma yellow background with pineapples and pizza slices and the words pineapple belongs on pizzaALT: a yellow background with pineapples and pizza slices and the words pineapple belongs on pizza 052 5
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Is it safe on these streets for people who thinks Crowley should start every match at 10 except against Italy yet? No, I'll check in later then 🤣🤣🤣 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Ireland just plays better with Crowley at 10! The last 10 to general the Ireland squad to 6 nations domination is better than the one than cannot tackle or clear a ruck Not perfect, just better!media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a surprised look on her face .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a surprised look on her face . 420 4
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Get Pendergast out of there and Crowley on now. It may be to late to save this match, but at least he can limit the damage. 460 6
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I read that 1T$ has been lost on bitcoin. But if bitcoin is just code, then where did all the money disappear to? If its based on nothing but electronics.media.tenor.comcrash bandicoot from crash bandicoot video game says `` i think i smell a rat '' in a cartoon .ALT: crash bandicoot from crash bandicoot video game says `` i think i smell a rat '' in a cartoon . 100 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Its melon season in Bulls land. One of my favourite times of the year!media.tenor.coma cantaloupe is cut in half on a wooden cutting boardALT: a cantaloupe is cut in half on a wooden cutting board 110 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 01/02/2026All prop tries have to be shared by all! It is the LAW 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Fire is lit! Stormers gonna play the Sharks! Let's go! 020 2
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Just to let everyone know, a prop in Afrikaans is this thing below that keeps the water in the sink or bath 🤣 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Amongst all this turmoil, at least my gold investment is.doing exceptionally well. Keep bringing the chaos! I want to retire end of this Rugby WC cycle. Also, Gold would have to go to $100 000 per ounce for that to be possible. Because when I say investment, its really only about $1500 worth 🤣🤣🤣 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Scarlets that was a heist! WHOOAAAmedia.tenor.coma man in a police uniform and tie says it 's heist day jakeALT: a man in a police uniform and tie says it 's heist day jake 050 5
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Munster hurt my feeling yesterday!media.tenor.coma monkey is saying `` i 'm gonna be over here in my feelings for awhile ... '' .ALT: a monkey is saying `` i 'm gonna be over here in my feelings for awhile ... '' . 040 4
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Such a fantastic talk with Dawid, a top bloke himself. Always good to listen to him! Have a listen👇 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Crowley singlehandedly saved 2 tries now in less than 60 seconds. Just me with the facts again! 040 4
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Was Doris limping off? Man that is bad luck, I hope it's not bad. I think he is a great player. 100 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 22/11/2025So Crowley came on and 2 min later Ireland scored. Then he comes back now and puts more points on for Ireland. Righto, can Ireland please give Pendergast the 10 jersey. It's not good for us at all! 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Wilco wrecking ball Louw everybodymedia.tenor.coma blurred image of a person 's face with a red circle in the middleALT: a blurred image of a person 's face with a red circle in the middle 010 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 22/11/2025This is the big one! The one we Bok fans have been waiting for all year!media.tenor.coma man wearing a red shirt that says " the big one "ALT: a man wearing a red shirt that says " the big one " 110 1
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Command and Conquer It's not the same on Andoid is it. Shadow of its former self. AN EMBARRASSMENT to the many shoulders who died at my feet during a decade of intense warfare! Long live GDImedia.tenor.coma silver eagle in a circle on a black backgroundALT: a silver eagle in a circle on a black background 130 3
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Everyone agrees my little baby Bokkies are underdogs for this match right? Probably the lowest of under under dogs for any match in a long time. We have a 20% win rate against these Irish GIANT BULLIES! It's a safety risk imomedia.tenor.coma logo for the under dogs with a green , purple , and white borderALT: a logo for the under dogs with a green , purple , and white border 331 3
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Fantastic news. Bulls took a huge financial gamble in 2020 and here we are today. Such a shame none of the other franchises have made progress in 5 years. SARU stepping up to the plate is great news WOW! 031 3
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Ballsy rock and roll squad this with now JHW there is no hooker. I see Marco playing a bit in the middle 000 0
Johan J @johanj5.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Can all the Irish fans please stop causing our players to be carded immediately. Your cooperation is appreciated 🤪 260 6
