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Johan Bertil Hjelm

@johanbhjelm.bsky.social
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My day job is being agile while developing services in a Swedish government agency. My hobby is writing books about what I learned during the day. Going to bed with a different set of surprises every day.

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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 3h
I wish you could do an Apollo workstation.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, like the mexicans would pay for the wall. How is it that these polices always backfire?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 3h
Bribe-a-gogo
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 4h
And so it begins. Did their lineup include a sock pippet, by any chance?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 4h
We tend to forget that even in our rich countries, hunger was an everyday factor even 100 years ago. You have nothing to eat for a few days, I guarantee you are not fuzzy when you get a meal.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You forgot ”deploy the navy as far away as possible”.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And conveniently, Trump gets a third term.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You probably ain’t seen nothing yet.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Uncle Toms Summer Cottage
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Actually not a bad design principle in itself. Assume everything is compromised.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I asked Gemini to create a 50000 word book from old articles I had laying around. Some 200 of them, all 1000 words or more. It did a credible job with a Q&A style book. Which was only 7500 words long. Imagine showing up at the editors office and delivering less than 20% of what you promised.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had planned to finish a couple of chapters today. And then my wife said ”we need to clean the living room”, and then started moving everybodys shoes out of the entrance. Seven hours later, and we are still not done. And I have not started writing.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry, too late. We already sealed our own fate.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And not only that - you get free heating!
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or an IgNobel Peace Price.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is a reason we never read about ”vibe code review”.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll pot it next to ”Illustrated Norwegian Blue Tits”.
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Gary Schwall Sr. @glschwall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought it was a Halloween suit.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The man can not even stay bribed.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe teaching people to be polite on the Internet would be a start? Great benefit to humans, too.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If there ever was a time to boycott big oil, it is now.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Europeans too.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They make boring TV. Except for Wednesday.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There go the profits of the tech sector. Do not look forward to the next reporting cycle.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe we should start defining a behavioral code for them?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The next generation Cybertrucks will have threads.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if they all miss, or just cause flesh wounds? Another botched execution waiting to happen.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One to rule them all….
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or the bubble bursting.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI pretending it has a personality.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is families of AI agents.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, if only women are the ones who live long, and it does not get on the list, that is another sign that science is male-dominated.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So they are not going for a camera on the executee?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They would outsource it to India if that did not mean nobody there to stock the shelves.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OMG! They banned boring prompts about useless subjects! How is upper management ever going to get their presentations now?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liberace?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are certain to make a killing in the market then!
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pump and dump an entire market. Certainly a new level.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yay! Hope there is a photo of Satoshi Nakamoto buried in there!
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our AI friends balk at providing instructions for how to disrupt Internet operations. But when I ask them to tell me how to identify the location of the nodes supplying Internet to my building, including electricity supply, they are singularily helpful. Not that the bad guys did not know already.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the nursing home where my mother lives, the head nurse is Somali and her colleauges from various other nations. All doing a great job.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wish more public administrations would pick up on how good it is!
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was quite fun although it got a bit formulaic at the end. I think they could have made it a lot more interesting than evil interdimensional worms trying to eat civilization.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
May be it is gamma testing? Since beta testing is so overloaded these days.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately, the people in charge of purchasing are not the ones actually using the software. Unless you put all features on the front screen, they do not understand they exist.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Google Translate used to be pretty good. Even when translating Swedish and Japanese, you got the right word. Must have had a decent dictionary database behind it. But recently, it has degraded, in a way that makes it hard to believe AI is not behind it. I thought things would get better with AI?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI dominance. Is that you dominating the AI, or the AI dominating you?
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A book about the human fascination with numbers. Not sure iy is available in English.
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Johan Bertil Hjelm @johanbhjelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why stop at cameras? A comprehensive sensor platform would not cost much and could give lots of new insights. Like, using radar to see into peoples houses.
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