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president valorie

@jognhng.bsky.social
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i am house.

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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
heh.
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
fuck this lurker in particular
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
a 20-minute Ahoy video? absolutely joyous.
screenshot of YouTube's home page focused on the video "2000." by Ahoy, with 118K views, uploaded 5 hours ago, at twenty-one minutes and fourty-nine seconds (21:49). the thumbnail is a parody of the Playstation 2's branding with text reading "2000" on a black background and glowing blue fog
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
don't fool it too loud now, it might hear you
the beast (dog) is holding a human hand to its snout in a shushing motion
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
happy valentines day, my four mutuals
a plushie of meowth, the pokemon. specifically the fat one from that one store in japan
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
HANS ZIMMER GET OUT OF THERE
screenshot of Spotify's desktop app showing my Daily Mix 6 playlist, with the odd description of "Hans Zimmer, Heaven Pierce Her, femtanyl, and more"
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
me when i have to kill my mutuals because i'm bored
Aaron Paul in "Breaking Bad" as Jessie Pinkman, crying as he points a gun at the viewer. The image's quality is noticeably degraded, to the point where the gun is barely recognizable.
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Comrat / Comms Closed @comrat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
what if instead of war there was boobs and pizza
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
been thinking about this half-eaten hotdog bun that i saw on the side of the road
a half-eaten hot dog bun sitting dormant on the side of an asphalt road. a hot dot is nowhere to be found.
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
ough... too much fruit punch...
a grainy image of a man in blue jeans are a grey jacket praying in the corner of the room, illuminated by a flashlight. 
in front of him is a toilet, seemingly missing its upper-half. 
the walls and floor are dirty and covered in dirt and grime.
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president valorie @jognhng.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
hello jognheads
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