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Joey Jabroni

@joeyjabroni.bsky.social
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Come for the typos, stay for the overwhelming optimism and positivity. Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Ted Lasso episode from 3 weeks ago (which I have just now watched) references the best Elvis Costello song. This is my moment of joy for the day. #BeingFuckingPositive
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is Kyle Tucker the king of being on immensity unlikable teams? Astros Cubs Dodgers Jesus…
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m sorry but if you’re still doing THAT chant then you can fuck right off.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can the Braves AND the Dodgers lose???
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Officials ignoring the face mask that EVERYONE in the stadium saw…
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh look, a boomer billionaire saying things we all know.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god. He Mossed the FUCK out of him!!
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snortistic @jigglybitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
inciting genocide is like being a murderer actually not sorry you don't get to feel good about it and get along with everybody
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#my9albums
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a world of Pete Kegsbreaths, be a Sitting Bull.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has anyone else watched the Sitting Bull documentary?? Yeah we knew we were only taught a very narrow view of Native history but..: holy shit.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh so JP is GONE gone…
"A starting pitching staff who attacks the strike zone and has the ball put in play is harmed by by the lack of range and positioning of our team,"
said Dipoto.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably also does not limit how much ADs make, how much Conference leadership make, how much TV money is made, how much Sports Betting grifters make… Anything the congress can do to stop paying labor, especially labor of color.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drew Locke would never
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like a lot of helmet to helmet here… No?
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did he not rip him down literally by the name plate?! You know, like the definition of a horse collar?! *he did not get it in the front of the pads lol
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me
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rachel @handle.invalid · 27/09/2026
“Paid for by the US Government” I want my money going to education, healthcare, & housing.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Paid for by the US Government Everything is just so stupid, but they wouldn’t be running Soviet Style propaganda if they weren’t bothered.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think they’re PISSED pissed at Price.
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Laura Haynes👩‍🔬⚾️🐾💙 @drlaurahaynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw this on IG this morning & had to share….things are truly fucked up in America right now
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re just both throwing flags today?!?!
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like the Commanders are playing at their absolute ceiling and the Seahawks have yet to realize they’re playing a football game.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, it’s gonna be one of THOSE games…
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*at airport* *not a drop of coffee in me* Little boy (with mom): Good morning! Me: Well, hello Boy: Guess what? Me: What? Boy: I'm getting adopted tomorrow! Me: Oh! Wow! Congratulations! Boy: Thank you! It's almost too much excitement for me! Me: *goddammit Aaron, don't you fucking cry*
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How the hell did Russell Wilson’s corny ass land a TV gig?!
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello? Yes, I’d like to opt out.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moore slid very late. The hit was not “attempted manslaughter” as I have seen many duck fans saying. Defender (in the play) is in a tough spot there. USC laughing is also bullshit. Like if you know the dude is hurt, don’t do that.
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 26/09/2026
The White House is using taxpayer money to run pro-Trump propaganda ads just weeks before the midterm elections. @swin24.bsky.social and @andrewperez.bsky.social report how the ads violate federal laws and why this ad campaign even exists. Read more: zeteo.com/p/trump-love...
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not responsible for running over the president and his entire cabinet, it was the car with the cinder block on the gas pedal that did it.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
War dot Gov?!?! That’s fucking disgusting. Drag Kegsbreath to the fucking Hague
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Has anybody else watched From? I swear to god it’s gotta be the best thing on… TV(?) right now. Sooooo fucking good.
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seattle comes in at No. 4 in Oxford Economics' Global Cities Index, behind New York, London, and Paris, in the ranking of the world's largest 1,000 cities based on five criteria: economics, human capital, quality of life, environment and governance.
oxfordeconomics.com
2026 Global Cities Index
The Oxford Economics Global Cities Index ranks the world’s 1,000 largest cities, highlighting their strengths, weaknesses and future potential.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woof. Cal thinking that was strike 3 is just yet another indication that these guys are checked out
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made pierogis tonight. I topped them with sour cream and a little siracha. I liked it. It was good. It brought me a little bit of joy.
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bat benatar 🦇 @tatbenatar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey so go block this clown
quote tweet of my previous tweet that says “yup! Just like women!”
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cmon Jameis!!
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
KC will learn not to use Walker in n the redzone
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uhhhhh yeah that should have been flagged…
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daaaaaaaa Bears
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cooper Criswell/Weston Wilson is quite the decision.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s a Keytar Aaron…
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the love of GOD re-sign Randy…
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m late. Glad I get to post this again this year.
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Montez is homering every 8 ABs. If he maintains that (unlikely) and gets 500 ABs never year that’s 63 HR. Elite elite elite power
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my GOD LAZ!!!!
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Losing the Kennedy Center seems not good. But what do I know, I’m still 40 years away from being the qualifying age to be a US Senator
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The newest Beavis and Butthead is really good. I realize I’m behind the 69 ball on this, but uhhhhhh huh huh huh huh it rules….
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tough one to— oh wait
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good job Chrisser Coopwell
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