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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 21/09/2026

my wife's high school has the same look.

Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 18/09/2026

Our dog Rossi is basically zero day except for foot anywhere in the kitchen. Except for the time he had a hookers and blow party.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 15/09/2026

but did they have the shirt?

I'm here for the gangbang t-shirt, referencing Old School movie

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 20/07/2026

hey @troyhunt.com, you're being used in phishing simulations.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 27/05/2026

One of these is not like the other:

A screenshot showing a split browser tab. The left side of the tab, shows a very detailed analysis of the most recent Azure outage, written by Microsoft. The right side of the tab is conceptually the same idea, but from Fabric, and effectively says "it broke".

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 09/04/2026

Jon loved veterans who were All-Pros like eight years ago and were on their way out to pasture,” one source said. “Anyone who had a name he remembered or had a big game against him in the past,” another said. When those types of players became available via the league’s transaction wire,

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 08/04/2026

Now the world isn't going to end tonight, I was accidentally reminded that I had this slide in my deck in a session during a recent conference in Atlanta. And I may have made a 28-3 joke.

Drew Brees holding the Vince Lombardi trophy after winning a super bowl.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 23/03/2026

I don't know much about cloud economics. If a provider builds a cloud service for this type of workloads, what will the cost modeling look like? Also, all of my workloads are too powerful and important to deal with piddling cloud machines and security. /s

The absolute right tale of a bell curve.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 19/03/2026

The demo @sqlatspeed.bsky.social and I showed on Monday is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 18/03/2026

How to shit post, when giving a talk in Atlanta. (the alt-text is worth reading)

Drew Brees holding the Lombardi trophy after winning the Super Bowl. Attentive readers will know the Atlanta Falcons have never won the Super Bowl, even when being up 28-3 in the third quarter of one of them.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 07/03/2026

Whenever we have to bath the dog, I always thank @lizzieohreally.bsky.social for telling me about these peanut butter suction cup paws.

Dog vigorously licking peanut butter in bathtub

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 19/02/2026

Reddit has some additional advice on obfusciating the data you are stealing from your employer.

A bunch of sarcastic replies on how to hide what data you are stealing from the employer you are going to leave.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 19/02/2026

I'm pretty sure the current administration has perpetuated all of these scams the SSA is emailing me about

Warning about scam email from the social security administration

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 13/02/2026

don't forget billy (the bucket)

Billy and Gilly ping showing a guillotine, and a bucket.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 12/02/2026

There is no legitimate use for crypto

Wired article about crypto funded human trafficking

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 09/02/2026

This should not be the pinnacle of auto news

Apple might allow ChatGPT in CarPlay and you’re electric Ferrari will look like an iPod, please shoot me.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 06/02/2026

when I raced bikes I did some stupid shit for aero reasons (arm shaving mainly), but this cheat takes the cake. but like you can see why that area matters

dude ski jumping minus enhanced junk (maybe)

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 05/02/2026

they did just send this, which was badass.

Ally ad for Unrivaled Women's Basketball

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 04/02/2026

In case you're wondering what this skeet is about.

Letter from Roger Penske on his knees thanking dear fuhrer for having an IndyCar race in DC and praising protecting our borders.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 24/01/2026

Presented without comment about bad managers, except I really miss Tony.

Picture of Anthony Bourdain cooking with a flaming pan, and a quote about how leaders lead from the front.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 23/01/2026

"they didn't akually change the name of Office"

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 20/01/2026

My paste options in Bluesky are in some language I can’t identify, looks Scandinavian. I stand with Denmark, but not like this

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 11/12/2025

here's the best part about ORCL.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 10/12/2025

Bubble? My article was timely.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 02/12/2025

What year was Rockwell Collins founded? Who the hell knows?

a screenshot of query results with seemingly random dates from year_established.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 11/11/2025

posting because reasons without comment.

Line chart showing the differences in knowledge between beginners and experts.

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 05/11/2025

The hidden beagle that is Rossi

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 29/10/2025

I'm really glad I was able to let this domain expire.

A domain renewal screen for firedennisallen.net

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 10/10/2025

I didn’t know he was on LinkedIn

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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 27/02/2025

I've seen some really fucking dumb AI shit, but this takes the cake. Credit to @skookses.bsky.social. What the fuck is journalism any more? Ask anyone who knows jack shit about computers as to why this won't work and is just some boondoggle to get money