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Joey Bowlcut

@joeybowlcut.bsky.social
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2017 Knockout City World Champion

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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a guy in a Kia Soul road rage at me on my bicycle, and I just had to laugh like a dude in a lime green car could kill someone lol
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s so funny having a parent get mad at me working in a state-controlled school district. Like what are you gonna do, get Greg Abbott to fire me?
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone in New York with headphones on is listening to this song
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I guess I’m stupid, but I thought these school choice idea was that parents were given money and that money would go to the school that they chose. I thought at least my public school would get some money. But no, it’s just private schools!
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All the teachers are happy about there being no “6-7” year, but they don’t have to reference the 4th note of the solfège scale every day
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m haunted by the radiolab episode about the woman who gets obsessed with the song “Bolero” because I know it’s going to happen to me. I’m just hoping it doesn’t happen now when I’m working on a parody song about Elden Ring bingo
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me bringing another cup of water upstairs to the bedroom (there were already 5 cups there): “I’m da king of cups”
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 05/08/2026
In this new opinion piece, Daniel Dawer and Ruth Kravetz argue that, after the state takeover, Houston ISD systematically held back students and hurt their learning opportunities in order to inflate school ratings:
texasobserver.org
The ‘Houston Miracle’ Shell Game
How Houston ISD’s takeover regime inflated school accountability ratings by systematically holding back certain students
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Houston ISD superintendent Mike Miles just made everyone in the district listen to an ai generated song he “wrote for us”
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TENET review: 4/10 TENET with subtitles review: 10/10
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do you guys type the “P” key with your pinky? I always use my ring finger, but I think that’s wrong
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Used to be I would show up to a gig and someone would hand me a check. Now I have to fill out a W9 and sign up for a new app that takes my SSN and bank account information and mysteriously disappears 2 years later
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
More like Lamedian Yamal
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Let me tell you a story about Brandy who could steal a sailor from the sea. This story is about how Brandy couldn’t convince a sailor from going out to sea
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The mayor of New York is doing more for Houston than the mayor of Houston. Whitmire needs to go
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do you think they forgot they have 11 players again?
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Americans got “you don’t know ball”d all last week from people who don’t even know about FIFA disciplinary code article 27!!?
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m sorry but we are not calling it Türkiye
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reminder that the bourgeoisie includes anyone with TSA pre check
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“I actually made a lot of money off this war” writes suburban energy company CEO
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is the march that is going to ruin traffic
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
LOCK HIM UP
houstonchronicle.com
Charter consulting fees to HISD's Mike Miles raise questions about state ban
In the consulting agreement, the Third Future Schools' board said the charter network “would greatly benefit from Miles’ advice and counsel as the organization expands.”
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Netflix movie coming out when I was 29 made it impossible for me to accomplish my dream of doing a self funded production Tick Tock Boom for my 30th birthday
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Earnest-posting
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Customer service agents after being of literally no help for over an hour: Can I help you with anything else?
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hello I’m the guy that likes to make 2-sided copies in the non-readable direction, but I can’t be bothered to do it in the regular menu. I need it to come up after I hit the start button
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
THEY REPO’D OUR COPY MACHINE ON TEACHER APPRECIATION WEEK
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’ve refused to learn anything about Argentina or its history because I haven’t had a chance to see Evita yet, and I don’t want spoilers
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: Write a 3rd grader up for cussing Admin: need to talk to the parents first Me: hey your kid cussed me out Parent: no you’re lying I demand to meet with you during your conference period tomorrow Every time.
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Fitness food guys be like “look at that char” when they burned the pound of garlic powder they put on an undercooked chicken breast
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I need someone in Houston news to figure out how many teachers have resigned mid year from HISD. I’ve been teaching for 10 years, never seen a teacher quit. 5 have quit my campus this year
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Pulled a shiny Dragonite this morning so you know it’s gonna be a good day
Shiny dragonite in Pokémon tcg pocket
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This story was wild to follow. First it seems like a teacher fought a student, then they said it was a teacher stabbed by a student, then it turns out the teacher stabbed herself and blamed a student
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
People who work from home are not allowed to complain about their jobs
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I know ai is ruining the world and all, but I made this thing that runs locally and adds food to my HEB shopping cart
Telegram chat asking bot to add food to cart
Milk and eggs added to my cart
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I especially hate how this guy has ruined the verse in “never fully dressed without a smile” from Annie. Used to be senators and janitors dress differently
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
She is Rysn
Picture of Rysn and chiri chiri from the Stormlight archives
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Finally read Elantris and saw some hilarious reviews calling the female lead a Mary Sue when the male lead was literally described as flawless in everything but playing cards, but he probably just let his friends win because he’s such a good guy.
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The reason every other democrat hasn’t tried this woke Jesus stuff is because they are just religious cynically for votes. Because the American Christian God they preach at the average church is not compatible with democracy
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Panic about the new Flood Maps. Here’s how you can move somewhere you won’t drown | Opinion
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You don’t have to like Jarren Duran, just love me
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Starting WWIII just to pump and dump “GTA5 or Return of Jesus” on Polymarket
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Honey did you see what the men’s hockey team did? Yeah that’s whack I would never do that. All other guys are like that besides me by the way
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
> See a Houston food influencer talk about a restaurant I want to try > look up the restaurant > it’s in Katy
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl prop sheet I made if anyone needs one
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Don’t worry everyone, James Talarico is here to make Israel’s illegal settlements illegal. Problem solved!
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I showed the Selina movie to a group of Texas High Schoolers once. The shit they said they were gonna do to Yolanda when she got out of jail… she’s lucky she got denied bail
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My vexillophiles group chat is goin crazy for this post
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Joey Bowlcut @joeybowlcut.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Stephon Diggs with the big strong hands!
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