Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 27/09/2026daphne is seemingly doing pretty ok btw .. everyone who gave her money for her vet care is a saint 1502
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 27/09/2026ripped a hole in a chain link fence using scythe today 5912
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 26/09/2026blog post: i know two things about runescape www.joewintergreen.com/i-know-two-t... 310518
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 26/09/2026always strange to me, livin' through the San Andreas Hot Coffee fiasco, that it never seemed to come up that GTA3 years earlier had one non-satire radio station Game Radio that advertised actual softcore porn videos put out by Game Recordings. the radio read out a URL and i went and saw porn at 12 1334
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 22/09/2026did you know: the influx ball appears as an easter egg in weird west 1321
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026hard to believe it has been 10 years since this iconic video of laura panicking in unreleased vr game "sluggy's fruit emporium" when bugs caused interruptions to her fruit supply 3618
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 17/09/2026crazy how fucking nuts Lionhead were going graphically in 2005. Two thousand and five. Twoooo thousandandfive 91285
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 16/09/2026found an old blog post in the category "bitching and moaning". it's from 2022. i see this stuff way less now, but it uh, feels real bad because it feels like i see it less on account of fewer people even trying to make a career in this business work www.joewintergreen.com/moaning-abou... 1321
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 16/09/2026Wow I guess Resident Evil 4 is on sale but I can't buy it because I'm in Australia, and I don't have a credit card, because why the fuck would I have a credit card. Nobody has a fucking credit card. Cannot believe this shit 813030
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 15/09/2026and while the cameras and mics are on, none of this "tiny little LED" bullshit - give me the police siren from the opening titles of The Bill (1985-87 version) 0120
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 15/09/2026while i've never been caught dick-out on zoom, as someone who is often nude or talking to myself and surrounded by devices with cameras and mics, i strongly feel that no such device should be ever enabled without use of the device Fireman Sam uses to automate various aspects of his morning routine 1130
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 13/09/2026after the first bite he folds it and bites again, the "pastry" of the metal flaking and cracking, the delicious bioelectric juice drippling onto his chin a bit 0170
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 13/09/2026I have long wished to commission a video of JC Denton eating a bioelectric cell as though it were some kind of crunchy-exterior hot jam donut with luminous blue liquid center. 4440
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 13/09/2026jc denton makes exactly one joke in his entire life and it's the best 2384
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 12/09/2026hope we're all drinking our commemorative milk today 2200
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 08/09/2026i hear of people using these virtual office things like Gather sometimes, i had to do it once for work. i really find them all absolutely appalling from concept to implementation, i can't believe anyone subjects their colleagues to this cutesy panopticon shit 9445
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 07/09/2026steam invites working etc... now i gotta make it so you can kill each other 0212
Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 06/09/2026i still think about the time i was playing Dishonored 2 and i tried to do a slide up some stairs, glitched through them, fell through the void for a while, and eventually fell into literally The Void, because of level streaming volumes presumably, and died from the fall on a rock 2512