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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish a company would come out with 3D printed meat, I'd try it! it'd be more ethical--
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody ever talks about how ahead of their time the Goo Goo Dolls were by writing a hit song in 1998 about planned obsolescence
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that some people don't think these types of things are important but I really do. Cultural change precedes political change. When you don't have the culture, it's more difficult to win politically or to sustain political wins. newrepublic.com/post/215697/...
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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go
The “Freedom Fest” is no longer happening after dismal ticket sales.
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you hear that, ma? I'm keepin' my Spanish Hat
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the problem with this country is everybody is soo ready to pata pata pata pon but no one has the guts to pon pon pata pon
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tilly Norwood is the next Jar Jar Binks and I am here for it!
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I like Thrift Shop idgaf
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nobody knows this but they are still making The Simpsons and are threatening a second movie. nobody but me even knows this.
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I act all dismissive of 9/11 memorializing and never forgetting and whatnot but tbh in reality I think I spend more time than any of my friends sharing 9/11 memes all day. big day for me
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfKv... #neverforget #dontforget
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don't forget!
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Av... #neverforget #again #nineeleven
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Excerpt #2 from 9/11 Documentary: "Never Forget Again: Re-Remembering 9/11"
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/viPqtRywnaw?... #neverforget #nineeleven
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Excerpt from 9/11 Documentary: "Never Forget Again: Re-Remembering 9/11"
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
learning for the first time here that Sabrina Carpenter is a muppet
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when I have a piece of electronics that I have to hold down the power button for a while to turn it off, I imagine I'm holding a pillow over its face, snuffing it out, and it is my right as a consumer to do that
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
rebooting McCarthyism except this time it's a list of all the people who didn't buy a Tom Hanks pumpkin brulee coffee at 7-11 to support our troops
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
v. important to me to make increasingly more esoteric and stupid Bandcamp Friday promo vids that make sense to a narrower and narrower audience of people each time
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's #BandcampFriday !! joeversus.bandcamp.com
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's #BandcampFriday !! joeversus.bandcamp.com
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was just about to post pretty much the exact same sentiment. I have one minor correction, however: the worst Cajun accent of all time belongs to Tim's performance of Gabriel Knight in Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned.
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@danwishart.mixnmojo.com our Gabriel!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tweet from Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn):

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice

OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So sick of political correctness! Executive baby? I guess “boss baby” was too woke for you??
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Youtube takin the piss
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Weezer has now taken the title of an Elliott Smith song for a dreadful new track... you are playing with fire, my dear Rivers...
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
even worse than having an endless watch later playlist on youtube is watching a video from it and realizing 45 mins in that I have watched at least 45 min of it before... and yes youtube had remembered my place in it and I stupidly went duhh why'd dat happen? and moved it back to the start
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
OVER PERFECT RUINED RUINED RUINED? STAY SCARY RUINED DON'T FIX THIS RUINED
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Laura Bow 2 and Gabriel Knight 3 are pretty amazing games (in some ways) but many people prob won't tolerate the gameplay anymore. It's cool OneShortEye offers an alternate way to experience them that's more accessible and extensive than a straightforward let's play. Basically a form of preservation
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Imagine they told you you were TOO turtley for the Turtle Club. How could you live with yourself?
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
really thought doors would open for Curry Barker after the success of Obsession but tragically it seems all he was able to get was a Weezer music video. sad!
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
does Charli XCX have to be in EVERY movie now or
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Let’s hear it for the big boys and girls out there who today are strong and mature enough to sit through a two and a half hour Spider-Man movie in the theater without getting antsy or having to go pee-pee in the middle of it! So proud of you all! 🤗
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Undertale mod that replaces Flowey with the you have to use your pee flower
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@danwishart.mixnmojo.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgNK... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Game that RUINED a Genre (but not really)
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I appreciate what these Video Game History Foundation people do but I gotta admit so often they're like "hey we found all this incredible archival footage of E3" and I am like oh that sounds neat and then I check it out and actually turns out I don't care at all whoops... so boring...
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this is the equivalent of playing the Rivoli
NEON ANNOUNCES MATT JOHNSON AND JAY MCCARROL’S BELOVED COMEDY SERIES ‘NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW’ TO STREAM JULY 24 ON HULU IN THE U.S. AND AUGUST 7 ON DISNEY+ IN CANADA
Hulu to Simultaneously Debut Acclaimed Follow-Up Film ‘NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE’
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-clarif…
Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MOM: Can you put the pizza in the oven for me? ME (a cinephile): Sure, what's the runtime?
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A lot of people know that computers can only communicate in 1s and 0s but a lesser known fact is that it’s because they’re dumb as hell!
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Joe Versus @joeversus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have a really exciting announcement to make: I will personally be assassinating Tilly Norwood! Thank you.
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