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Joe Asakura

@joethecondor.blacksky.app
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Powering through life like a mascot playing against a Pee Wee football team at halftime.

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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I just have to say DC just looks like shit with these half ass projects going on. I feel bad for folks standing in front of this small window, a full park away, to take pictures in front of the Whitehouse.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
My wife calls me paranoid for talking about why I don't use anything Meta. I have my reasons and will continue to tell people not to use it.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
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I Didn't Do Fucking Shit
Alt: I Didn't Do Fucking Shit
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
😂
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Good way to put it
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Still kinda tripped out about this morning. I go to the roof to check out the weather situation and DC police is on the roof. It's dark (it's the roof and it's 5am) and they roll up on me. "Do you live in this building?" I sure do, but what the fuck are you guys doing?
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Also good to see Atlanta at #10, Watchmen, Communitysome good TV shows
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I think The Wire is better than Breaking Bad personally, but good to see it at the #2 spot
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jeff Ulbrich getting this defense to perform at such a high level without their top 2 pass rushers is a testament to ATLs defensive coaching and development. Gervon Dexter has had a great start to the season, Brandon Dorlus has nice moments, Zach Harrison last year
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
What year is it?
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Played against 6 people that made it to the NFL and played with someone that went to the NFL.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Folks know I'm a Falcons fan, soooo all day at work I keep getting asked about it. This sums it up
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
13k for Metallica Sphere in Vegas tickets is not happening 😂
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Folks grew up with 90's media is why. Folks were smoking blunts long before and hip hop culture hitting the entertainment industry hard is more the reason.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Tom "I dont do shit" Cotton is the perfect person to be next to this.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Tenet: Neil and Protagonist in Archive
ALT: Tenet: Neil and Protagonist in Archive
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
My Tamagotchi talks shit when I don't use it and does more.
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Flipper Zero Duck Eating Cereal Animation
ALT: Flipper Zero Duck Eating Cereal Animation
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Gas lighting can't stop the brodozer Duramax Diesel crowd from being extra pissed they can't afford almost $7. Throw in the owner /operators in the Trucking industry...
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T.I. Reacts: Oh Shit Oh Yeah
Alt: T.I. Reacts: Oh Shit Oh Yeah
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Yup www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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ICE is quietly firing new hires. For one recruit, it was devastating.
Joseph Moore killed himself after learning ICE was going to fire him. Investigators had identified issues in his past that ex-officials say should have blocked his hiring.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
This beat shouldn't work, Danny Brown makes it work tidal.com/track/559403...
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Danny Brown - Ain't it Funny (Instrumental)
Listen to Ain't it Funny (Instrumental) on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
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I'M Totally Fine With That Marques Brownlee
ALT: I'M Totally Fine With That Marques Brownlee
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Another month,maybe even this month, the war on Christmas returns
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Coming back to this.... It's actually on pace to be much much MUCH worse than 07.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Cracked a Thompson stem with the over torque. Went off a curb, heard a crack, while going down a hill.... Bars went left I went straight and had to use the big boy legs to slow down. Lesson learned the importance of this.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
At one point I said "I don't know why I watch this shit" it was that bad yesterday.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Thats right, you can grind bones to dust generating wealth for others
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I think I might have had enough of the Atlanta Falcons today. That ass whipping was real.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
$20 is the going rate
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
In other words the NFL reminded him we don't want to do business with you as an owner.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Our tax dollars hard at work
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Yup
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
He's been damn good for some time
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I'm so glad I moved to a city with a robust public transportation system. Bike to the metro, ride it, ride to work Repeat
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
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C-3PO Says 'Oh, My Goodness'
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
He looks like an image loading up on dial-up internet
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
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Well Damn Reaction
ALT: Well Damn Reaction
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
And it will continue as millions of people from marginalized areas see it as a way out.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Another fun season awaits.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
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Creepy Man with 1-800-235 DEAD Sign
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Damn
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
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Yes Supreme Leader
Alt: Yes Supreme Leader
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
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Clown Detector Bitcoin Meme
Alt: Clown Detector Bitcoin Meme
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
"I remember what I was doing on 9/11" Coworker "I wasn't born yet"
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Roger Murtaugh: I'm Too Old For This Shit
Alt: Roger Murtaugh: I'm Too Old For This Shit
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Today in random shit I didn't know John Mayer is the one on the guitar at the end of Frank Oceans Pyramids....
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Boy's 'Oh Really' Eyebrow Raise
Alt: Boy's 'Oh Really' Eyebrow Raise
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
I see a lot of full sized pickups getting repoed soon
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
I always think about stuff like this when people say professional players make too much. They beat out millions of other people fighting to have the chance to sacrifice themselves for others enjoyment.
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Is it going to be a season like this?
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cam Skattebo seems like the wrong State Farm ambassador… brother do YOU have insurance?
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Joe Asakura @joethecondor.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
I don't have a problem with this
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