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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Why the fuck does it take so fucking long to buy a fucking car.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Very important not to make being against someone your whole personality. Sometimes that person will be right and that’ll force you to be wrong.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Simon Amstell is the Jessie Eisenberg of Simon Amstells

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Your periodic reminder that if you believe climate change is a catastrophic threat to the Earth and you won’t even discuss nuclear energy like what are you even doing, man?

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Retail shops in Britain are literally begging us to just use Amazon

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Can someone please make a cut of Wicked without the songs? It would be amazing.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Your sweater is not warm. YOU are warm. The sweater just lets you feel it.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Normalize saying ‘ackshually’ when someone is spouting off strong opinions that you know to be based on incorrect information.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

London has become an Islamist dystopia. Today, on Christmas morning, I was at a convenience store. The Somali woman in front of me in line paid for her items and looked the Pakistani shopkeeper right in the face and said ‘Merry Christmas’. Then he said it right back to her. #truestory #butalsosatire

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas and all other enjoyable rituals to everyone from the land of the giant pigeons. Eat, drink and be carried away in their large talons.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

You’re like TMJ in a world of TMZ’s

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

How did we let this team beat us last week? #newcastlebrentford

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I made really chewy steak today. So bummed.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

If you are about to become president of the United States of America, and you are suing a relatively small newspaper for saying something you think was slightly inaccurate about your chances of winning an election then you’re wasting your fucking time and ours.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Sensitivity to language politics and giving a shit about how you treat people are not the same thing.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Due process is really important. Like REALLY important.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

If you don’t want to try to get to the truth then you aren’t even on the side you’re on.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

This change in policy was announced as early as September. It has nothing to do with some halfwit murderer who admits he doesn’t really know a fucking thing.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I’m pretty sure this place was built by some engineers and startup business geeks.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Billion dollar idea! It’s a social network just like twitter but it’s only you.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

What’s the overlap of the ‘words are violence’ people and the ‘cold blooded murder in the street is awesome’ crowds?

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Somehow I have come to the conclusion that murdering people is bad and that the people who do it are also bad.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

‘Sanctuary cities’ and other such immigrant friendly places should fight tooth and nail to prevent hard-working, law-abiding migrants from being deported. At the same time they should hand over the multiple-arrest, violent offenders to ICE on a silver platter with a cherry on top without being asked

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I’m not usually one to brag but I solved the 12/09/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:15!

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

The next James Bond better be a white woman of color or I’m gonna only watch it after opening weekend.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I can’t pretend to understand what’s happening in Syria but I hope it’s a good thing.

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Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I believe strongly in hearing voices of people I disagree with. That way I can know if I actually disagree with them.

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I’ve always thought of Live and Let Die as one of my favorite Bond films. I just rewatched it and I’m not saying I don’t like it anymore but like seriously what the bloody hell is that all about then?

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

If you’re all about preventing climate change and you’re anti-nuclear power what are you even doing?

Joe Sumner @joesumner.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I wanna see bare knuckle fighting at boutique hotels between trust funders wearing tweed, brogues and cravats.