Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 15hOf course we know WW2 is over, hence the banana. 020
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 18hAnother attack on British farmers! What if a wolf scratches one of their Range Rovers? 100
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He'll have to get up earlier than that to out Reform Reform. 010
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why is there an elf? It's not Lord of the Rings. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Brandy's good but so are Whisky and Rum. Don't make me choose between my children. 010
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026First time a BMW has indicated to change lanes. 030
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am deeply sceptical of any film with as much marketing as Digger. If the film was any good you wouldn't need to collaborate with Chipotle or whatever. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comIce Age: Sid Says "No Thanks, I Choose Life"Alt: Ice Age: Sid Says "No Thanks, I Choose Life" 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They really need to figure out how to run #F1 cars in the rain again. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is that Tiny Bobby Jenrick on his knees by Kemi's feet? 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is that YouTube coffee guy reviewing guitars now too? 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like Kevin Smith in the worst Die Hard movie. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That needs a much more serious content warning. Now I have to imagine Steve Hilton pattering about behind the camera without his shoes and socks on. 020
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's funny how the right loved the 1970s when it was about leaving the EU. 001
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No wonder nobody can park in a single space anymore! 010
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'd love to sit in on the PR meetings for a Tom Cruise movie - All co-stars are contractually obliged to repeat how nice AND normal Tom is. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'd guess I have a tenth of that in the garden. 001
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust. 020
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think football supporters shouldn't be allowed to drink at all. 101
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought they were calling it Trump TV. 010
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump's already rebranded the new White House video feed. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We left your package with a neighbour. 0120
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I didn't have high expectations for Cara Delevingne's new music career but my god it's even worse than her acting. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This way conversation is obsolete, all you need to say is "oooh you must try this one!" 020
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026C In order to maximise the number of covers we made the kitchen too small so none of the dishes you order will arrive at the same time and we'll tell you how cool that is. 260
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yes. One page - the address, the phone number, a link to the menu. 2161
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We had a school mate who not only fainted at the sight of blood but could also be made to faint hearing someone describe a gruesome injury. I'm afraid to say on more than one occasion some people may have used this as a way of disrupting a boring assembly or class. 030
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Curation is a form of censorship, this is the opposite.bbc.comUS criticises Australia's proposed algorithm opt-out laws as 'censorship'Under the draft laws, tech firms face fines if they do not give users the option to switch off algorithms. 010
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026These days.bbc.co.ukSt George flag raisers could face prison under new rulesLocal authorities are looking at ways to crackdown on flags placed on public buildings and lamposts. 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Is that telekinesis or am I just pleased to see you?" 000
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's good to know there are people out there who still stick to the old ways. 040
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ship - Champagne before wetting Baby - Champagne after wetting. 040
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Should the Prime Minister condemn racism? Not sure, let's focus group whether it's safe first. 150
Joe St Clair-Ford @joestclairford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"We gave up our Empire, barely even think about it these days. Our huge Empire that spanned two thirds of the globe has been totally left in the past. I can't even remember the last time I thought of the wonderful British Empire which was larger than the Roman Empire. 010
