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Joe Stanley

@joestanley.org
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TIME magazine’s 2013 Joe of the Year. Product Management, Big Infra. He/Him. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. RVA.

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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 05/10/2026
There’s something to love in every panel, but this, for me, is the unexpected delight.
Swan Boy’s beautiful dream cloud of meeting Elvis as a waiter broken apart by the real waiter’s appearance. The despair, the desperation of Elvis shown as he tries to return across the dissipating smaller clouds.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 03/10/2026
Hi! I just got mine and while I love what I can read of it, it came seriously busted. I know this is a limited run, but is there a way I can get a replacement?
A copy of the 2026 Networks of New York Book that has been heavily mistreated in transit - the entire book has been bent at some point, breaking the spine and folding the top half of every page
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 02/10/2026
“beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure”
Cassie having a good time, slightly embarrassed as she clarifies the story
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 30/09/2026
like a JAV title
selective edits of the post to read “getting sucked in silent hill but he great at the french so the hole thing starts to come very focused”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 26/09/2026
Sam Reid as the vampire Lestat saying “cabbage, cabbage, cabbage” in full manic crashout (beast) mode
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 26/09/2026
Minivan with the license plate “HEY KAT”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 25/09/2026
Mads Mikkelsen in the role of Hannibal Lecter
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 22/09/2026
A marketing image of the main cast of the sitcom Martin, to which ai’ve crudely added “Chuzzlewit” at the bottom
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 21/09/2026
tl;dr:
The meme from American Horror Story S1 of legend Jessica Lange saying (modified) “Your liberation is bound up with mine, you stupid slut.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 19/09/2026
Looks rad as hell to me
Same image as root post, crudely overlayed with black boxes to only show the 666 price for gas and 69 price for diesel
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 13/09/2026
Cassie Iscariot looking at a drawing in panel one, repeated in panel two but she has a small smile and is touching the
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 10/09/2026
I just… I could have sworn
Another cropped photo of the same house, but of a similar room without the doll.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 10/09/2026
It’s got great bones (in the walls (because the spirit inhabiting the doll puts the bodies in there))
A doll leaned standing against the corner of a dilapidated room, walls yellowed and peeling with age and neglect. Not creepy at all. Great vibes.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 08/09/2026
A scene from Lanterns where Kyle Chandler is saying “Jazz, that can’t be good.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 07/09/2026
Kyle Chandler as Hal Jordan in an interrogation, laughing to himself saying “Yeah. I love football, too.” You know he does because that man left it all on the field with the East Dillon Lions.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 04/09/2026
A cropped shot of Ken’s comment “Edible” with the 3/3 tag beside it
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 30/08/2026
The king of the hill meme where Bobby has a sign up against a class window, the teacher crumpling it up. It has been revised to say “If those PMs could read they’d agree.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 29/08/2026
The jack chick jesus meme referencing Gal. 4:16 where he is dropping profound truths, they reject his message, and comically (apt, I suppose) do so by shouting “Shut up!” in the panel
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 26/08/2026
One of the travesty stars, gonna be honest I don’t know who this is, but they are looking past Dolly with a “ehhh what the fuck is going on what did my agent sign me up for” kind of look
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 17/08/2026
Love the coloration on this bit right here
cropped bit of the root illustration of lemons, focused on wheee there’s a little darker bit of fruit that a brown-with-purple-hue almost-caramelized, oxidized sugar kinda look to it. Well conveyed without overdoing it.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 14/08/2026
Guy that looks like Mario wearing a Super Mario costume, taking the cartoonishly large head off
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 14/08/2026
Every time I read it
Sigma, the main villain for most of the Mega Man X series. A tall bald doofus of a robot in a red cape. It sits UNDER his pauldrons? He has metal legs that look like leather riding boots? With spikes???
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 12/08/2026
Theoden King wondering “What can men do against such reckless bait?” with a fishing hook on a line
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 05/08/2026
My partner and I are celebrating our 20th anniversary and tbh this is our secret. She’s gotten into pottery this past year and is now making little ceramic cats for friends and as purchasable items for local abortion provider fundathons.
Our friend’s ginger cat sitting beside a smaller ceramic cat on an apartment floor
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 05/08/2026
I think the part that gets me the most is corporate mandating the term sol instead of day. Have a nice sol? gtfo with that noise.
Jerk off motion
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 04/08/2026
An unaltered license plate on a minivan that says “HEY KAT”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 03/08/2026
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 03/08/2026
Locutus of MÖRK BORG
A Night Lord screenshot from the original post, zoomed in on a Grimdark Patrick Stewart looking motherfucker
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 01/08/2026
A scene of Snake from Metal Gear talking to nameless soldiers, standing at attention. He says, “Taco Bell is a brand that believes in living más. You are all examples of the Live Más mentality.”
A switchblade with Live Más imprinted on the grip.The same switch blade opened, the blade iridescent, with “or die trying” imprinted there on.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 25/07/2026
The Stringer Bell “Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.” meme
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 19/07/2026
Jonathan Frakes narrating in the Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction series
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 17/06/2026
Hugh Dancey as Will Graham, sweating through his shirt in bed because our special boy with the big imagination has encephalitis.Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lector, who would be down to wear Wil Graham like a comforter.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 23/05/2026
Re-watching Tales from the Crypt from the first time in decades (thanks, @shudder.com!) and it’s still so, so good. So glad I got to experience the good news at @overlookfilmfest.bsky.social this year.
The end of the Overlook Film Festival line parade in New Orleans, with grand marshal John Kassir (voice of the Cryptkeeper). He is in a red convertible sitting beside the Crypt Keeper model, surrounded on all sides by parade goers. I’m in the crowd.A still from an episode of Tales from the Crypt season 1, where a child is telling their stepfather goodnight from stairs in the background of the scene. In the foreground is the stepfather’s face, comically dead as a result of having a poker skewer his skull. This is not visible to the child.Lea Thompson in S1 of Tales from the Crypt playing a sex worker. She’s telling a prospective pimp “You touch me again, I’ll shoot your dick off.”

This threat becomes real like five minutes later in the episode because subtlety is for cowards.The episode immediately after a baby Demi Moore, Arnold Schwarzenegger in S2 of Tales from the Crypt. His arm is around an exercising Crypt Keeper as he introduces this week’s episode, “The Switch.” In addition to being a banger, it was also his directorial debut (Arnold’s, not the Crypt Keeper’s).

He’s wearing a Tales from the Crypt t-shirt I would live to find for sale but cannot. If you find this and like me I will venmo you a finder’s fee.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 23/05/2026
Every moderate Democrat, thinking they can outplay their ideological enemies through appeasement.
The Arrested Development meme of 

“did it work for those people?”
“no, it never does…but it might work for us.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 23/05/2026
Star Trek DS9 Title Screen titled “Mirror Universe Kira Awakening Things in Me”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 23/05/2026
Star Trek, babeyyyyy
Star Trek TNG title image “LGBT and Q”Star Trek DS9 title image “Mirror Universe Kira Awakening Things In Me”Star Trek TNG title image “The Unexpected Sensuality of Patrick Stewart”Star Trek TNG title image “Geordi is Creepy About a Woman Again”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 22/05/2026
Thinking of @socialistdogmom.bsky.social ‘s comments about cardinal families as one of our own came up to say hi
Two cardinals, a courting pair, sitting right outside our sliding glass doors onto the deck (littered with treestuff). The male cardinal has been scrounging the treestuff for seeds to offer to the female as part of courtship feeding.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 22/05/2026
1. For some reason the character design from the game Haze got stuck in my head despite never playing it. 2. Innsmouth Priest, only fit to justify those legs. 3. BBEG’s too-cool lieutenant in a martial arts film, default fit anytime I could justify it. 4. Most realistic hunter kit.
A fashion view for a Hunter from Destiny 2. They have a future-tech vibe with splashes of a slightly orange yellow.A fashion view for a Hunter from Destiny 2. They have a hood and scroll-like covering over their face. Aquatic organic designs to the armor of their legs and arms.A fashion view for a Hunter from Destiny 2. Tight white slacks, white jacket, white hood, and FUCKING GOLD SNAKES going down each arm and a GOLD FEATURELESS MASK. THIS FUCKER SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND HIS GOONS KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND HE PERSONALLY BEAT YOU UNCONSCIOUS AT THE START OF THE FILM, AN AFTER A RECOVERY MONTAGE YOU ARE OUT FOR REVENGE.A fashion view for a Hunter from Destiny 2. Very tacticool - straps and pouches everywhere, green glowing wrist displays, splinter-cell-ass green multi-eye glowing helmet, with a camouflaged cape.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 20/05/2026
A scene from Mulan where the beacon is lit, which normally says “Now all of China knows you’re here.” except “here” has been replaced with “horny.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 19/05/2026
One of those old Italian spring-loaded switchblades, except done up in High Stoner aesthetic (iridescent metal, fake pearl handle). “Live Más” is on the handleOne of those old Italian spring-loaded switchblades, except done up in High Stoner aesthetic (iridescent metal, fake pearl handle). “Or die trying” is on the blade
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 18/05/2026
The Stringer Bell meme further redacted from OP, down to “Shit yourself.”

This is why my man cannot get up - he cannot rise in public without revealing his sin. For now, he must wait and observe.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 16/05/2026
Of a sort.
Holding one of the old italian-style spring blades, but the handle says “Live Más” and the metal is iridescent.Holding one of the old italian-style spring blades, blade out. It is also iridescent.On the blade is written “Or die trying”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 16/05/2026
Kramer asking George “Do you ever yearn?” in Seinfeld
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 15/05/2026
A screenshot of OP’s post censored to read “every pancakes a grand slam and fortunately for all of us a great time and good.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 07/05/2026
Odo from DS9 when he was hosting the essence of Curzon Dax and his hair was a little wilder
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 03/05/2026
A car with the license plate “HEY KAT”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 01/05/2026
Airheads WHITE MYSTERY flavor
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 30/04/2026
Got this at a Ren Faire a couple weeks ago as part of a hot dog themed wall of art
A print of a medieval style poster of the costco hotdog and drink combo with the quote from the ceo in a period font, “if you raise the price of the hot dog I’ll fucking kill you.”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 25/04/2026
an old meme of a poster saying “god i wish that were me” though in its original context was in reaction to an adult baby fetish pic
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 23/04/2026
He’s got his pal Bouldy though.
A picture of Bouldy, the boulder pal of Sisyphus from the game Hades.
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