Oof.

Shark movies can't *not* reference Jaws. It's against the law(s).

Welcome to the world of streaming slop, baby!

Statham finally gets to put all that swim training to use.

War movies can also be shark movies.

Best shark movie since Jaws? Best shark movie since Jaws *so far*.

You'll never look at shopping carts the same way again.

More like Shart Night.

Yup. That's a reef, alright.

Or: Steven Spielberg's Bible Verses & Aliens

The biggest Jaws ripoff in an endless flood of Jaws ripofs!

The fourth Mortal Kombat movie

Night of the Sharks: A film that takes place during the day and only features one shark.

Prime 80s Italian horror sleaze, and that's me complimenting it.

How do you follow the biggest movie of all time?

There are zero makos in this film named after makos.

An evening of spooks and specters, a visualization of grief.

The documentary that helped inspire Jaws.

Take me down to the [indistinct] city, where the water is clear and the sharks wanna eat me

Science vs nature! Man vs shark! Knife vs tooth!

It's a new year, and therefore a new opportunity to completely bungle another year‑long movie challenge! Last year's project, Twenty 20‑Fav, burned out around October after 30 entries, with ten still left on the table. Maybe I'll get back to finishing it. Then again, maybe not. Who's to say? This year, though, we’re scaling back (slightly) with a much more manageable goal: 26 shark movies in 2026. That’s roughly two every month, with a couple extras thrown in just for fun. Why shark movies? Wasn't the 50th anniversary of…

Okay, Marty, we get it. Money bad.

A movie where Guy Pearce plays a fire-breathing dragon. Also it's Christmas.

This entire movie could have been an email.

Favreau may have left Marvel for greener pastures, but this ain't it, chief.

Second verse, worse than the first.

In which I get mad about video games.

What's better than this? Guys bein' dudes...

Asking the serious questions like “What if the Naruto run was evil?”

Neither romantic, nor a comedy.