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joepampel.bsky.social

@joepampel.bsky.social
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Polymath generalist, curious human, entrepreneur, rescue dog dad. Founding CISO/CTO @ Vestwell | All purpose nerd. He/Him

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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 26m
"...you won't believe what happened next!" No, I'm pretty sure I know what happened next.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 53m
Lmao
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 1h
mean girls
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 14h
Mainstream sell-side guy reads Ed Zitron’s blog. Has epiphany. Film @ 11
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 15h
He’s getting a pair of big ugly shoes from the whitehouse. Srsly, what’s the use of FU money if you never say the words?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h
Marry us
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 15h
Accurate
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 22h
I applaud anyone who takes the time to learn what their car or truck can do (yes, we get trucks there too!) and I wish it were mandatory tbh. It's a huge benefit to road safety. As we transition to a world where new drivers are hopping into 400+hp EVs, the need is more acute than ever.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 22h
It builds confidence to get that feedback, and it builds skills. The cars that spun yesterday were all late models, lots of HP and driving aids that perhaps had never been off before. Their drivers weren't familiar with what is actually going on under the covers, & were surprised.(everyone's fine)
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 22h
which should never happen. He can brake harder, corner harder and accelerate twice as fast. And while he found the gas pedal just fine, I out-braked him in every corner, and cornered harder. Not bc I am any good, but bc I know what the car is doing bc it is talking to me the whole time. 🧵
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 22h
electronic aids we're putting in cars are inhibiting developing skills. I've heard instructors talk about how hard it is to instruct in some of these newer cars too bc they are hiding so much. To that end I ran down a '24 911 GT3 yesterday. He started with a 25+sec headstart and I caught him 🧵
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 22h
Back up at Lime Rock yesterday for an auto-x day. Talking to one of the participants, he was surprised to see an antique out there and we got into all the stuff that has changed. His focus was more what is fastest; mine is on building skills & having fun. To that end I really feel like all of the 🧵
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
brrrring
the margin call meme
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just to review: Iran - has no nuke, has no delivery system for a nuke. We must go to war with them bc they are such a big threat. Russia - Has many nukes, on missiles, literally aimed at the US. We must buy oil from them to support our friend Putin. Did I have a stroke or something?
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
who trusts these mfers to act ethically? They set up shop by plagiarizing everything they could get find, they've been financially reckless, environmentally reckless... My "zero trust" policy is I don't trust these folks @ all.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So millions going hungry and dying bc tony stank shut down usaid is cool but we’re more worried about maintaining the myth that ai is conscious?
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some of my favorite life moments ever were reading to the chicas. And i have great memories of my mom reading to me as well. I cannot imagine not doing this.
Reading a bedtime book to our daughters
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh.My.God Becky…
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now *this* is how you write a headline.
ploddingthroughthepresidents.com
Thomas Jefferson's Beloved Dick
How he loved that bird!
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Im sure if pressed, vance would say that oklahoma city was just a white boy letting off steam.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(Pause in karate fight) Have to ask: St-70 as in dynaco?
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The house that tcp windowing built 😜 I was just goofing around; like we suddenly have robust “modern” architecture. Everything old is new. Hypervisors date to 1965 ffs.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will not buy any phone with a starlink plan. Not a chance.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The mythical AI month?
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me explaining to some younglings that in my entire career i never had to reboot a Solaris server bc of software issues. Not once. They look back at me like I’m from space. You dont have to live this way.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Both of which date to the 1990s. But do continue. /s
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“What about our relationship?!” “Fuck that!”
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
even the use cases where they're good are still negated by the fact that these things are so unbelievably inefficient. I'm not sure we even have a proper word that captures the true scope of it all.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
their confidence is only matched by how completely full of sh*t they are. their douchebag hair is unmatched by anything.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it will be under 30hrs so they don't get healthcare. not that anyone should bet on that, but you could.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wow, he looks gassed
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for me it was those blueish-clay tea cups or plates. idk what they are called. when they rubbed against each other there was this primal squeak that happened and it just do an NMI on my central nervous system & my teeth would hurt. try to explain that to ppl & not sound completely insane.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when even your barber hates you
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
without our work it has nothing. it steals to survive. it's like a racoon, but not a cute one - one with rabies.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
right, the rope-a-dope!
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg, let me tell about how hard it has been having to live as a CIS-HET white guy in the US... so hard. so very very hard. I can't think of any examples right now, but just know it has been super duper unfair. Also, can we refer to him as turd ferguson?
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look how gorgeous a car can be with thin A-pillars, and how good the visibility is. Will you survive a rollover? Maybe not, but that's why you should not roll your car. The rest of the time you can see everything around you as you cruise, looking fantastic.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Hofmeister kink!
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
another ignoramus. He sounds like a 3rd grader who didn't read the book just making stuff up. Yale should tear up his degree if they have any pride at all.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
part of my volunteer work involves securing our local wastewater treatment plant. It is eye opening (and watering 😭) to deal with it all up close, including civic planning. People dump all kinds of stuff of course... now I know what VFDs and GBTs are :)
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our youngest worked at a chik-fil-a in Nashville when she was in school and she got approached about modelling for their ads. The contract gave them rights over her likeness etc in perpetuity. So I had to explain what a sh*t contract that was. Feels like AI makes that 100X worse.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that is some sick, sad stuff.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of our cars are sticks. We had an xc70 when the kids were little that was auto but every other car ive ever owned was manual. What do i win? 🤣
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Icbw but… AI” is loaded with the pasts data. And it needs all of the little details bc it does not understand anything. It can find new connections in existing data but the idea that it going to be intelligent in some “new way” strikes me as silly. They “know” what we tell them about.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should use a recording of Danny DeVito yelling, “Hey a**hole! I’m backing up!”
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re moments away from Mary Meeker telling us that we don’t understand the “new economy”.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No lies detected. (Nothing about my butt though).
A section of the ‘about me’ section on Amazon. It says i prefer whole bean coffee,  prepare coffee at home and i periodically buy more coffee.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just stop with this bullshit of replacing a piece of glass with a bunch of fancy electronics. Study prop airplane design ffs. Simple. Reliable. Inexpensive. Try it.
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joepampel.bsky.social @joepampel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder about it myself sometimes. Some kind of trauma response? Its sad. Every single one looks objectively disfigured. And they spent money to get that way. Why?
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