Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Celebrating one magical year of marriage today ✨✨✨ 1240
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Instagram just be adding random buttons now and apparently I’ve invited people to see my recommended reels 🫠 030
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026You know that I love you, boy Hor like Mexico, rejoice 11240
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026We saw you from across the Michelin star restaurant and liked your vibe ✨ 0600
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Circling back on this, we got the pic last week 🥰🥰 1150
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Dinner party host: “well it isn’t my best meal but it won’t kill you.” Their smart refrigerator art: 040
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I’ve gone from Jennifer Welch needs a show on MSNBC to WELCH 2028. Last great hope for our nation @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social 020
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Some of y’all weren’t babysat by VH1 Behind the Music and frankly, it shows 0100
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 27/09/2025@breimels.bsky.social and I successfully crossed the online oomf to irl relationship today and we didn’t even get a photo together 050
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Seeing my last name plastered all over businesses, bars, and places in Austria and I’m preparing myself to be treated like Amelia "Mia" Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia 020
Joe Shmoe @joenotjoey.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Highly recommend marrying the love of your life on a boat in the south of France 👨🏻❤️👨🏻⛵️🇫🇷 61382
