Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My hair is so long its reaching Lord farquad vibes, luckily I'm blonde tho 010
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@gooseneo.bsky.social just carried me on cs, if anyone needs a carry contact him. 240
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 22/05/2026@gooseneo.bsky.social a kid just said I have dry elbows... Ffs 130
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I want to pet something, ANYTHING, a cat, a dog or even a horse. Pet pet pet pet please please 140
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 03/04/2026God i love the word "punt" in all its forms, such a versatile word. Why kick something when you can punt it?? 120
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If I was born 300 years ago i could have been a caroliner charging down the enemy with my comrades at arms, sounds a lot more epic than what I do right now 110
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Sitting on my sofa listening to jazz, the apartment is completely dark, only light is from outside casting shapes on the walls, and gods I am the embodiment of serenity 030
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I take personal offence at redbull releasing a grapefruit flavour. 110
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 04/02/2026From a conversation with 9 yr old kid at work: S: My friend works in a clothing store, and he's younger than me! Me: So like, packing clothes? S: No he just tries clothes on! Me: so he is a model for the store? S: Yes! I really thought there was some child labour going on at first lmao 010
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 25/01/2026@star.scares.men pos for making me start listening more to lizzy 210
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I was a spoiled child, there is thousands of Lego pieces here, it's a 2m X 1.8m sheet and that pile is like 5 cm deep, I have sorted it all by colour now tho 030
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 25/01/2026@gooseneo.bsky.social HELP ME I CANT FALL ASLEEP I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY 130
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Do y'all ever just look at your arms and realize you can actually move them, kind of crazy 020
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 12/01/2026media.tenor.coma cat with its eyes closed is laying on a carpetALT: a cat with its eyes closed is laying on a carpet 120
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Yeah its -10° outside but I'll still sleep with the window cracked open a tad 020
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Just had to essentially crash my car through a wall of snow to get it into the parking lot, good times 040
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Started snowing exactly on the new year, lovely start 2026 020
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Ppl at work compliment my work a lot and I can't tell if it's a genuine compliment or me doin okay but being 20 yrs lower than the average in my position 040
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Istg not using turn signals should immediately make your license invalid 020
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Just saw a post where someone said "they were really throwing it bach in the 1700s" and I giggled 020
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Everyone should direct their well wishes to @gooseneo.bsky.social . Oomf will be giga hung over probs 020
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 27/11/2025am I crazy for considering to sell my entire gaming setup because I feel like im literally rotting away when im at my pc, like I would do so much more shit if I didnt have it 140
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 27/11/2025fairytale of new york tops all other christmas songs, not even a discussion 130
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 27/11/2025why is it always all I want for christmas is you and not all I want for christmas is food 120
Joel @joelwille.bsky.social · 20/11/2025why am I reading about astronomy and listening to jazz and actually feeling so calm?? Is this how im showing my age, am I going to be the fun facts about the universe person 120