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Joel Martinez

@joelmartinez.codecube.net
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Principal Software Engineering Manager at @microsoft.com (via #xamarin), working on startups.microsoft.com. Founded @onetug.org. #eldermillenial 🇺🇸 🇩🇴 📝 codecube.net

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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 13/01/2026
Lol
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 08/01/2026
Raise your hand if you've ever been asked by leadership or stakeholders for an estimate (a project completion date, a cost projection, etc) ... and despite all attempts to communicate the inherent uncertainty, the number or date is now cast in concrete as what everyone assumes _will_ happen 🫠
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 02/01/2026
Working on a fun new project ... anyone out there doing parametric #CAD with #JSCAD? I'm writing a vscode plugin that lets you stay right in editor to visualize/export your work. I've got some ideas for some cool features, but I'd love to get some feedback from real folks working in this space :)
A screenshot showing VSCode, with the HootCAD extension rendering a model of a @wildernesslabs.bsky.app meadow enclosure.
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 08/12/2025
Can our billionaires in America develop a sudden interest in architecture and start building some grand things in our cities? We may as well get cool buildings and environments in exchange for our dystopia
Edinburgh castle
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 02/12/2025
I didn’t have any sunglasses, so I worked with what I had
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 04/09/2025
A screenshot from Spotify showing Tribute by Tenacious D and What It Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters next to each other ... the implication being that they have the same vibe.
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 22/08/2025
I got a Mountain Dew Baja Midnight, out of curiosity… I’ve made a huge mistake
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 09/07/2025
The timing of this response to a 3+ year old tweet of mine is just impeccable
A response to a 3 year old tweet of mine lamenting on the idea of training AI models on toxic social media content ... a day after grok decided to identify as "MechaHitler".
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 04/07/2025
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 21/06/2025
So, #HEMA is fun
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 09/06/2025
Wow ... Apple Vision Pro + my Macbook Pro has me writing code on a nice wide screen sitting on the moon. What an experience!
A virtual widescreen from my macbook pro, floating above a crater on the moon
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 06/06/2025
Wow ... it's not often one sees errors on a big property like #youtube. But it _does_ happen to everyone #HugOps
Errors when trying to watch a youtube video that is blocking playback
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 19/05/2025
Playing along to #Psychosocial by #Slipknot #SevenString #Guitar
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 07/05/2025
Oh boy … what have I gotten myself into? #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar
Lord Vigilant on a Gryph StalkerWho knew there was a war hammer store in Winter Park, FL?
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 04/05/2025
If you see this, post a sword It is said Muramasa’s katana thirsted for the blood of the Shogun #SwordSky
Muramasa’s “demon sword”
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 21/04/2025
Came across a term that, while I'm familiar with the concept, I'd never known the actual name of ... a Duchenne Smile. And like ... what tf is this image that came up in search 😅
The first few bing results, showing a very creepy rendition of a duchenne smile. They've only drawn the pupils, but omitted the rest of the eyes such as the whites, eylids, etc; while the rest of the drawing, while cartoony, remains relatively high fidelity.
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 27/03/2025
It really is!
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 27/03/2025
Me as a muppetMe in the simpsons art style
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 26/03/2025
Requisite new ChatGPT image generation test
a selfie of me wearing sunglasses at night on a cruise, holding a cigarThe same image, but "studio ghibli style"
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 11/03/2025
A pipes figure, aiming at something offscreen
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 09/03/2025
I’ve been watching #Severance on the Apple vision. What a great experience watching stuff (aside from the weight)
A selfie of me wearing an Apple Vision Pro
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 04/03/2025
the big four #Decepticons #Transformers #Deskbot
Megatron, shockwave, soundwave, and star-screamMegatron, holding Lazerbeak on his forearm
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 27/02/2025
He's got that Hotline Bling thigh mobility 😅 No, but I love this guy
A picture from the hotline bling music video of Drake doing his silly little dance
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 27/02/2025
Yesterdays suburban sunset
A sunset in Orlando, fl
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 19/02/2025
Perhaps a less pithy response is, I don’t actually know what I should do😅 f I put a shelf for my keyboard under my desk, it would make the desktop itself too “fat” so I’d have to raise the desk which would affect ergonomics. If I put it on top I’d have the same problem as the original picture above
A view of my desk, on the left. With my synth/keyboard stand on the right
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 18/02/2025
Extremely cool things @mattmazur.com has going on over at emergentmind.com !
Matt's post on X: Current status: seeing how well Emergent Mind synthesizes research on arXiv to answer questions like "What are some novel explanations for the Fermi Paradox?"
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 06/02/2025
Very free, very speech ... thanks Meta!
the gif search on facebook showing no results for the word "nazi"
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 31/01/2025
Very nice! This cellphone pic doesn’t do it justice, but my sunset looked similar in person, to your great pic 😅
The sunset sky in Orlando, FL
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 24/01/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery. Shanghai was pretty cool
Bridge in Shanghai, China
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 22/01/2025
Sorry Convolutional Neural Networks ... unless you rebrand, I won't see anything about you on bsky. Gotta clean up this here feed ⚒️
"CNN", muted in my bsky settings
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 20/01/2025
lol … now that we have a video feed, reposting this classic that my daughter made a few years ago. People keep telling me we look alike but … I don’t see the resemblance 😅
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 19/01/2025
What in the politics is going on here?
Welcome back message from TikTok
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 04/01/2025
Is anyone else able to create passkeys on iOS? I’m on the latest OS and in my settings via the Gmail app … can’t figure out why it might be locking me out of this 🤔
Screenshot of google account settings telling me a passkey can’t be created on my device
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 01/01/2025
Making a #bokken out of oak …. This is fun! #iaido #woodworking
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 31/12/2024
Finally got my swords mounted on the wall #iaido
A rack of katanas
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 27/12/2024
lol! Let the record show the raised beds my daughter asked me to build recently, and the hydroponic tower garden I just got for Christmas 😅🌱
Me watering my gardenMy hydroponic tower garden
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 26/12/2024
Goodness, the construction of this Apple Vision Pro cardboard box needs to be studied. It’s entirely too well made and making my post Christmas cleanup, more difficult 😅
A part of the Apple vision, pro cardboard box
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 24/12/2024
Gotta be ready
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 20/12/2024
geez wtf ... what kinda suppliers were employees partying with?
screenshot of the following quote: "Party City’s product development team was recalled two weeks ago from its yearly trip with vendors and told to return home immediately, according to a former Party City corporate office employee, who wished to remain anonymous because they were not authorized to speak to the media. The team was told the company believed the trip posed a safety risk, because Party City had stopped paying its suppliers."
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 20/12/2024
aww, guess it doesn't like 'Eldritchian Horror'
notification that my storyboard prompt was rewritten
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 19/12/2024
Totally agree that being able to name the inputs would make it so we don't have to resort to pseudo (or actual) code ... but this seems to have worked 🧮
Putting the values in the form of named variables, this one subtracting one with the result being, accurately, trueand this one adding, with the result being false
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 18/12/2024
You can do that for recommendations from a channel, at least
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 17/12/2024
Always fun to work on an #art project, no matter how small #woodburning
A wood burning of a koi onto the side of a shinai
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 15/12/2024
Anyone sell a Cray Supercomputer case, but for modern PCs? That’d be pretty cool 🤪
Marketing photo of a cray supercomputer
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 11/12/2024
I obviously don't know the truth, nor what's ultimately going to happen ... but I think we can all agree that this is a pretty chilling photograph.
Photo of Luigi Mangioni being taken into custody
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 10/12/2024
This is absolutely _begging_ for a retool of this guy in Legacy Evolution/United (is that line even still a thing now that AoP is coming? 😭)

Transformers Toys Legacy Evolution Voyager Class Trashmasterhis alt mode as a garbage truck ... just like Animated's wreck-gar
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 10/12/2024
I wish the world would stop keeping this song, that i first heard in seventh grade, relevant: open.spotify.com/track/6IzmCB...
Screenshot of some of the lyrics, “superpowers flex their wings, hold the world on puppet strings. Egos will feed, while citizens bleed, that’s always the way it goes”
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 06/12/2024
OMG ... "more recently" 👴🏼
A screenshot of the video I posted a link to, which shows it was published 11 years ago 😱 incredible how fast time flies
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 05/12/2024
I’ve only got this drumbrute, but it’s so fun to play with!
Brunbrute impact
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Joel Martinez @joelmartinez.codecube.net · 05/12/2024
My Microsoft Windows #Wrapped just dropped 🐏
A screenshot of the windows task manager, sorted by memory usage. In the top 4: Edge, Teams, Outlook, and Visual Studio
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